I like cats more than mice, actually

『⊱ ──── I am an adult ──── ⊰』

[thememedaddy]

[theggy]

IT'S THAT TIME OF WEEK

[theres-pansies]

Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)

Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Woke up mad at the team that recovered Ötzi the Iceman again

[the-haiku-bot]

Woke up mad at the

team that recovered Ötzi

the Iceman again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oralie-lady-pink]

Of all the drawings of Edaline I've ever done, this is my favorite. Edaline embracing Jolie's ghost beneath a whirlwind of cempasúchil 🏵️

( I have so many draws)

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[inkyrainstorms]

all of you guys make Rocky use “statement” and forget it’s an inside joke between Grace and Rocky that GRACE came up with. If he’s not using it more than Rocky and annoying the hell out of him what’s the POINT

[justshipsandstuff]

I trust them with the world, not with my life though, I’d be very afraid actually

Edit: Image description added, thank you @nebulations !

[dear-ao3]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tanoraqui]

Gotta have high, high hopes in the kitchen

Do not understand why I cannot have the chicken

It’s far up on the counter but it’s in my field of vision

Always had high, high hopes

Gotta have high, high hopes in the kitchen

Gonna jump up and I’m gonna get that chicken

Someone’s gotta be that one in a million

Always had high, high hopes

[c4ndyc41n]

thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[oralie-lady-pink]

Councillor Oralie 🪷🪻

[theque3rde3r]

PHM fanart

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[tobyfoxsproskater]

The book is so fuckin funny man. Just at some meeting and the crew goes 'ohhhhh are you two not dating. Yeah we thought you were just like. Stratt's lame loser boytoy who she kept around for reasons.' and mr asexual is over here like ??????????????WHAT???????????????

[the-iliad-and-the-audacity]

Cutting out these tags for my recipe book cuz y’all are cooking in here