Too fucked up to be human

Drugs Music Peace and Equality Get drunk, get high, repeat. We're all going to hell anyways why not make it a fun ride. Header image is mine.

[lil-wolfie0917]

Selling panties on scented pansy starting at 20 usd. If anyones interested message me for further details!

[lil-wolfie0917]

If i set up a system for premium p o r n would anyone be interested? Pm me for further details.

[readythebabythrower]

tumblr after December 17th

[disasterbisexual-moved]

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter 

[leprachaunsean]

[prettydudestv]

It’s beautiful seeing culture celebrated and not suppressed as Jason Momoa, family and friends perform the haka on the Aquaman red carpet.

[hi-imkingdavid]

🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[raevana-kore]

Beautiful!

[klubbhead]

Ok but that carpet is blue

[derpomatic]

It’s not his culture though, isn’t that appropriation?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[okayysophia]

The way you ppl ask stupid questions like google isn’t free😂😂

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

What doesnt kill you makes you dissociate so hard you become a different person

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[secondaryblogfortrickster-grrrl]

THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[sasgayjewchiha]

reblogging for all my other canadians who know one day we’ll need to 1v1 a goose

[unclefather]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

SCP 3008

[thenatsdorf]

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

[bunjywunjy]

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

[princesstigerbelle]

No it’s mooshed

[topsydead]

Snurgling

[princesstigerbelle]

M̶̢̛̠͉̠͍̰̤̲̥̝̣̈́̐̅̉̎̿̾͐̑̔̌̈́̓͛͊̚͠͠Ǫ̴̧̨̡͙͖̩̞̥̲̦̠̩̖̯͚̬̏̀͗̂̄̽̉̽͗̌̑͘͜͜͜Ơ̷͖͈͂̓͒͛͌̂̆̌̈́͆̀̆̇̋S̸͓͖̤̞̹͍̖̭͖͓̣͇̥̤̣̝̙̉͌̃̆̐͗̔͝Ḩ̵̨̢̢̡̢̱̱̳̟̣̠̟̝̭̭̼̼̟̩̐̓̏͐̀̏̑̑̇̒͘̕͝Ę̸̛̫̞̞̱̺͎͚̈́̓̽̐̀̍̿̄̚Ḑ̶̦̹̯͇̠̮̫͕͆͜ ̶̻͎̫̪͕͖͍͇̜̈̐

[literallyaflame]

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

[elliegrine]

Yes, and let’s get rid of the shitty gendering of it too. I’d love to see more guys using it to express themselves

[lighthouxe-deactivated20181201]

people need to stop pushing caitlyn jenner as a trans leader of resistance asap

[mis3rychick]

[the-revolution-continues]

Credit: Liesl Manone.

[maevegreen]

I just spammed my FB page with these…not sorry.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

VOTE

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[lil-wolfie0917]

Literally looking for a sugar daddy atm I'm so broke it isnt funny😅 I'm about to start having issues paying my bills. If you know of any way to make hella money quick lmk im begging yall

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[stacczzz-deactivated20181216]

Worth a shot! 🤷🏽‍♀️

[bocampbell29]

Oh, hell yeah I need good prosperity in my life right now

[poisonedblacklotus]

Same