Wade Into the Pond

she/her ♡ 21 ♡ queer

[dearest-lady-disdain]

i cant believe bisexuality was invented by the big riverdale to sell you more musical episodes

[augustfuckinggay]

Congratulations! Your horrible polycule is doomed by the narrative

[thew1tchinghours]

It’s beyond delightful finding media with a vast lesbian ao3 backlog. The 100 fandom has been yurimaxxing for a decade now

[penelopeblossomenjoyer]

i wonder what they were talking about in s5e18

[baldgonia]

[nocturnalxsociety]

One must imagine Archie happy

[fadeintoyou1993]

understanding riverdale does make me feel like im better than most people because its true

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[suzispoonerart]

Digital files from my "Good News" zine

This work is about the joy and freedom that come with deconverting from an oppressive religion. I hope you enjoy!

Debates about belief/religion are not welcome. If you disagree, just keep scrolling :)

[dyke-o-matic]

Other cast members, visibly annoyed about being asked about Riverdale three years after it ended: well, you know, it began my career and I will always be grateful for that, but yeah it was a weird show for sure

Lili Reinhart, unprompted, on her personal social media: remember Betty Cooper? god I miss that psycho bitch. She was so horny for Veronica.

[bloodsportified]

i think the heathers musical episode should have included a subplot where it's revealed that jason was secretly bisexual and upon finding out about this notorious homophobe penelope blossom is like oh well i might hate my daughter for being a lesbian and sent her to conversion therapy for it but if my beloved jason was queer that's actually fine, and then she sings "my dead gay son" while everyone stares at her in horror. and then cheryl has an aneurysm and toni probably has to stop her from bashing her head in with her cricket mallet

[lilypadgurll]

Penelope is such a boy mom :0

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[thew1tchinghours]

I’ve made dozens of riverdale posts and currently I have the most notes on an orphan black post. I love orphan black but this is yet another chilling example of the persecution riverdale faces

[heathermcnamara]

hi my name is ruby river’dale serial killer genes cooper jones and i have long blood red hair (that’s how i got my name) with black streaks and blonde tips that reaches my mid-back and icy green eyes like the black hood and a lot of people tell me i look like jason blossom (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to jughead jones but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a gargoyle devotee but my lips are unstained and red. i have pale white skin. i’m also a comic book style superhero, and i go to a high school called riverdale high in america where i’m in the sophomore year (i’m somehow seventeen). i’m a serpent (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly black. i love glamazon and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a ridiculously tight h&m sweater, a business casual blazer and a mini skirt with heels. i was wearing matte lipstick, and a 2016 cut crease. i was walking outside riverdale high. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of bulldogs stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

[thew1tchinghours]

Thinking about this picture again

[ultravioletlightmyway]

you see betty has to have a fake half brother who's a serial killer because it reflects the fakeness that is the idyllic image of the nuclear american family as well as the darkness that very image covers up thats like the whole point of the cooper family. and she has a real half brother who's a serial killer for the same reason. and they're gay for each other also for the same reason.