Its Ya Gay Jakob

Do you think my bio is good enough to never be in a callout screenshot? Male He/him 20's

[cuddleslaughter]

thank you for drawing bro strider :salute emoji:

your gratitude has been accepted the council's pride has increased by 70% since this was the very first ask, have some extra Bro

[cuddleslaughter]

promise fulfilled i don’t usually draw dudes with facial hair outside of sketches so this took extra effort lmao

[cuddleslaughter]

first post. hope it's sufficiently unhinged. no refunds

[moxieestar]

song of the summer 2023

[littlebitchacademia]

This song is fun and all but can we all remember that the guys whole platform for YEARS was to make "satire" videos making fun of autistic traits and disabled adults. Like literally almost daily posting for years just making fun of every autistic trait you can think of.

[bunjywunjy]

What happens if tarantula no longger need the frog?

great news! that just straight-up doesn't happen.

tarantulas can live for well over a decade, and female tarantulas can expect to breed multiple times before they finally kick it! and since there's always the expectation of there going to be a new clutch of eggs in the nest every year, there's no benefit in getting rid of the frogs that will keep those eggs safe.

a female columbian lesserblack tarantula will treasure and protect her frogs until the day she dies, and then those frogs will go into the care of whichever of her daughters inherits her burrow! it's an eternal cycle. a cycle of frog.

[bunjywunjy]

[bunjywunjy]

the scorpion came upon the frog on the riverbank.

"friend frog," said the scorpion, waving its little pincer things in an emotive fashion, "would you carry me across? the river is wide, and I cannot swim."

the frog was a kindly fellow, and hesitated, thinking it over.

now, this story could have progressed as it normally does, into a very sad and rather ham-fisted metaphor for the nature of the human experience, but luckily for both the frog and the reader (though not for the scorpion), our story is interrupted rather abruptly here by the sudden appearance of a ginormous fucking spider popping out of the bushes and making short work of the scorpion.

"Ribbort," said the giant fuckoff tarantula, delicately wiping some scorpion off her huge terrifying spider fangs, "there you are! I was worried. you know better than to wander off into an allegory like this. come home, the children miss you."

the frog, whose name was Ribbort, shrugged his damp little shoulders. indeed, some metaphors just can't be accurately applied to the natural world, due to the enormously complex and often unexpected web of relationships between living creatures in any given ecosystem, and that is the way of things.

and then they went home together, hand in hand.

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[felderwin]

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

[theenduringsun]

[grimghostkid]

God launders in mysterious ways.

[connemor]

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

[grimdarkmatt]

[leaffgreen]

[timeplayed-deactivated20250804]

[peridot-the-kitten]

AC: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden?

[missbehavior0u0]

[cybercorvid]

[pisceancryptid]

my personal favorite is “yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter”

[arcanaarcanorum]

Agreed with “under seige by planet fucking jupiter”, though the phrase “pirouette off the fucking handle” comes close second.

[chuckling-chemist]

I’ve quoted this one in particular so many times it deserves a mention

[geekycalligrapher]

I adore whole “Attention Worthless Human” monologue. I even calligraphed it on time.

[aeternx]

[senkrechter]

At this point it’d be easier to just repost the entire comic on this thread

[lemonbreadd]

[calstocking]

[hussianphilosopher]

[laurasauras]

[ignotussomnium]

By fuck off I mean fuck off right back here and listen, you insufferable prick

[broveria]

listen nobody talks about how mentally and physically draining it is to commute before and after work. you’re tired by the time you get there and you’re exhausted when you leave but you still have an hour in traffic before you can get home and collapse

[trashboat]

unions actually talk about this a lot

[littlebitchacademia]

Especially tiring for people who need public transportation. 3 hours of my day is spent on public buses every day to get to a job that’s a 15 min drive from me if I had access to a car and the highway.

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

[littlebitchacademia]

Accidental(?) Homestuck reference

[lesbian-toddhoward]

the guy

[abz-j-harding]

CAKE 

[gemstuff]

Jigsaw is a fucking vtuber

[gemstuff]

He has a stupid little rigged puppet he uses to talk to his audience im gonna fucking shit

[wouldchat]

Omg jigsaw in hololive???? 0~0*

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[littlebitchacademia]

I honestly think that’s the first post I’ve typed out for this blog in three years. Damn. Y’all been following me since before AND after my marriage and divorce. Wild.

[oomles]

I am SICK of this tiny model slander and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT….

[dagwolf]

Laziness Does Not Exist

Psychological research is clear: when people procrastinate, there's usually a good reason

good read for teachers.

[quoms]

[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.

[ahziz-imsorry]

I’ve been yelling this for years

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Ever since that Steven universe smut blog turned out to be a republican senator I knew I’d never leave this hell site. You just don’t get drama like that anywhere else

im sorry What

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

[wumblr]

so i dug into this…

although they did send this ask to multiple people, someone in the comments suggested it was senator mike folmer (resigned in 2019)

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/09/after-former-pa-sen-folmers-arrest-experts-discuss-social-medias-role-in-child-porn-investigations.html

the email address that senator mike folmer used to sign up for tumblr was [email protected]

did you know you can look users up by email if you go to your following page? i didn’t lol but if you enter his address

you get a snarky message from tumblr staff about your choice to follow the account they closed for child pornography run by a US senator, which was hoser44… of course, all the posts are gone

however, if you enter hoser44.tumblr.com into the wayback machine, there are results

verdict:

inconclusive. mike folmer did not run a steven universe blog. he ran a MILF blog, which was shut down for posting child pornography. perhaps the anon is referring to a different republican senator…?

[littlebitchacademia]

it wasnt even a reblog it was an UPLOAD and he only got 1-2 years in prison in july 2020. disgusting.

[fanghusband-remade]

replacing my mental illness with vampirism