Hello

aroace; she/they; meme connoisseur; #Hörk enthusiast

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[rabiesofficial]

sometimes my surgery scar hurts like i'm harry potter

[rabiesofficial]

[milk5]

Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms

[milk5]

The creation of mahjong is among the greatest moral failings in all of history and all knowledge and reference to it must be outlawed and eliminated before any further harm is done

[milk5]

[milk5]

Mahjong was actually found to be quite virtuous recently❤️

[the-big-mood]

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[ravioliet]

ok prev's tags felt important to me so they're getting peer reviewed

[the-haiku-bot]

ok prev’s tags felt

important to me so they’re

getting peer reviewed

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[lochness-png]

op turned off reblogs but i needed this

[ravensloane]

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

[quinquangularist]

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

[ravensloane]

k hold on

[ravensloane]

where are my parents

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[lizzycora]

Today in the cafeteria I saw I child with his dad and his otter plush, which was the size of the child. The father put the plush into a chair and put the child's meal in front of it, because the child wanted to have dad's french fries instead. An artist's rendition

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[unclefather]

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]