i thought some direct quotes from our very... stimulating conversation might be in order
as you will see it slowly got more nsfw
“And in the 18th century they had like... right pants, so his bottom half was probably pretty sexy too...”
“And here we have the wild Alexander Hamilton in its natural habitat. Look at its magnificent legs! The wild Alexander Hamilton is known for it's exepctionally sexy legs. Its partner, the John Laurens is very fond of the Alexander Hamilton's legs.”
“If I was gay I'd probably have a crush on Alexander Hamilton's legs oh wait a minute-”
“I think Alexander Hamilton officially had the sexiest legs of the 18th century.”
“Plus he had freaking purple eyes too, but his legs are sexier than his eyes.” “I refuse to accept that.”
“In an alternate universe Hammy has purple legs and smexy eyes.”
“If Hamilton had smexy legs does that mean Philip got half of that smexiness?” “Don’t even.”
“So you think Ham shaved his legs to be extra smexy?” “Yes and then he made everyone rub them because they were smooth and sexy.”
“Those smexy legs are John’s and John’s only no touchie!”
“Legends say Burr wanted to shoot Hamilton in the legs but he didn’t want to ruin the sexiness.”
“Hamilton wasn’t even a flirt. He was just like ‘Hey girl—enter winky face—look at my LEGS’ and then all the girls, and John, were like ‘OOOOO I’M BLINDED BY THE LEGS’”
“I wonder how many people simped for Hamilton’s legs...” “All of America.”
“Ok so you know that bA BA BA BRRRW BRRW BR BA BA BRWW smexy music that gets played when the hot girl turns around in cheesy movies? POV you are John and Alexander turns around and does a hair flip and that smexy audio plays and he does a kissy face and swishes his hips and hIS SMEXY SMEXY LEGGS!” “What the fuck-”
“Alexander Smexylegs. My name is Alexander Smexylegs. And there’s a million men I haven’t turned gay, but just you wait, just you wait.” “I’m trying to be mad but I can’t-”
“I bet John Laurens liked to play with LEG-OS”
“The moment when the LEGos step on you and you moan”
“Maria’s legs have nothing on Alex’s. I dunno why his standards were so low.” “Are we seriously going to have this argument?”
“I wonder if John ever just laid on the floor hoping Alex would step on him with his sexy legs?”
“I feel like John would be a toe sucker just to get closer to Alex’s legs-” *chaos ensues*
“I love how this went from S-F-W to N-S-F-W to talking about leg fetishes a historical figure caused.”
“The only one who could spread Alex’s smexy legs apart was John Laurens and that’s a fact.”
“What if Hammy’s nose was longer than his smexy legs? What if he had one long leg and one short leg and a long nose and we all think it’s his other leg but it’s actually not?”
“I’m sorry for causing a cufuckle about Hamilton’s toes... but I’m not.”
“I bet Laurens was so happy to see Hamilton’s smexy ass and toes in heaven”
“Squidward’s nose... Hammy’s nose... John’s-” “NO”
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