Lois Trouble

Sometimes I laugh at things.

[little-bear-heart]

What movie can you watch over and over again and never get bored?

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I’ve seen it 1,000 times and I’ve cried at this part 1,000 times.

[aimee-b-loved]

[receiver]

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[lois-trouble]

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[antoniporowski]

FUCK 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[lois-trouble]

WHOSE DISEMBODIED HAND IS TOUCHING HER?  NOW WE GOTTA HAVE THING IN OUR SQUAD?

[kehlso]

[lois-trouble]

The Original melt down comeback- Kim Kardashain’s Diamond Earring Ocean Melt Down was a sequel. 

[lois-trouble]

For those of you out there that don’t see a problem with catcalling and street harassment- This is for you.

Imagine you are walking down the street and for some reason, owls just love to swoop at you during your day.  You never know when it’s going to happen. They fly very close over your head and make a loud noise. Sometimes it catches you off guard and sometimes you were expected it because you saw that owl up on the light post looking at you.  Even though none of these owls have ever actually made contact with your head, you always worry that one day an owl might just attack you.  This causes you to try at take different paths or maybe even skip walking in general.  Even walking with a friend won’t stop them from swooping at you, so it just becomes your way of life.  You’re told that owls swoop at certain people’s heads and nothing can be done about it.  You have to just learn to deal with this for the rest of your life.

I don’t know about you, but owls swooping at my head would be annoying and would make me a bit stressed out. I don’t really see how anyone would take an owl swooping at their head as a compliment. 

So maybe just keep this idea in your back pocket the next time you want to defend catcalling and street harassment.  Think of all those owls, watching you ready to swoop.

(awesome artwork by: Claire Quigley- click on image to take you to her inprint)

[lois-trouble]

I discovered Anna Hoyle today- and I am full of joy.

http://www.annahoyle.com/

I made a new desktop background to celebrate this amazing artist.  This art speaks to me on a whole new level and I’m in love. Saving up my money for prints.

[unpretty]

oh my god

[unpretty]

i’m gonna do it

i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire

[itsyaboicecil-deactivated202109]

KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR

[unpretty]

YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS

THEY’RE BRO BEARS

[itsyaboicecil-deactivated202109]

KAT NO

[severussnake-deactivated2023070]

KAT NO OOO. NO

[unpretty]

i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book

it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively

the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.

bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:

the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a secret princess bear:

bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:

THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD

In conclusion:

[brizzbee]

[screams eternally]

[sorry-so-sorry]

@cherry-twilight @chaoscleric

[molimo]

This is everything

[lois-trouble]

Bro bears are a trilogy, there are two more! @unpretty (also a soldier bears series and mountain bear series- is this real life?) 

[lois-trouble]

This literally just happened and I can’t stop laughing.

[lois-trouble]

Miracles DO happen

[lois-trouble]

Look who I ran into at the county fair!!!

[lois-trouble]

You run into celebs in the weirdest places, amirite?

[lois-trouble]

CAPTCHA’s are becoming very motivational these days.

[lois-trouble]

I needed a pick me up

[lois-trouble]

Draw some Ackbar, Bitches!!!

[lois-trouble]

I know I know, just keep scrolling

[lois-trouble]

So you married a Winchester- a support group.

[lois-trouble]

I know a few ladies that could have used this....

[lois-trouble]

That owl’s life just flashed before it’s eyes.

[lois-trouble]

If only Hedwig knew it would be a motorcycle accident that did him in 

[lois-trouble]

I think you studied too hard Ami.

[lois-trouble]

What can I say, I still think I’m funny

[lois-trouble]

Houdini and Doyle is a new favorite of mine.  The characters are well defined and the dynamic of Houdini and Doyle is reminiscent of the BBC Sherlock/Watson partnership.  I love the Houdini paranormal skepticism going head to head with Doyle's interest and beliefs in the supernatural.  The viewer gets a eye full of turn of the century wonders and optimism as well as a fictional story of these two major figures from the time.  

OH!

I can’t forget to mention that Adelaide Stratton, the first female constable of the Metropolitan Police, warms the cockles of the heart.  I love that she continues to work hard and be an exemplary police officer even when the men on the force don’t see her that way.  She works on showing the world to see things differently instead of telling them in such a strong way it makes me feel all giddy.  

[elasticitymudflap]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Narrator: “ Take a closer look at that snout!”

[ Music from The Phantom of the Opera plays as the shrew opens it’s mouth]

Shrew 1: [Prolonged singing of musical note]

Shrew 2: “ Sing!  

Sing for me! 

Sing my angel music! 

[shouting] Sing for me!”

Shrew 1: [Sings high note, music fades]

[lois-trouble]

Her voice became his passion. Her love became his obsession. Her refusal became his rage..... THE ANGEL OF SHREWSIC

[reapersun]

VAMPIRE STYLE ƪ(`▿▿▿▿´ƪ)

[luzialowe]

WHAT I’M SCREAMING THIS IS ADORABLE

[lois-trouble]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING

[lois-trouble]

I can’t get over how well written Phyrne Fisher is!  She’s such a badass detective, but she has flaws and she makes mistakes.  She’s just so REAL.  I also love that she breaks all the rules even if it’s going to create choas. Why not spice things up in life, it’s way more fun that way!  

Watch Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries!