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oneswordstyle

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

oneswordstyle

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

75orchids

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

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not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

okay-chr1s

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

mycoins

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

75orchids

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

memeclassheroes

theinfiknight

Look at how pretty the light is falling on my wall 🌟

theinfiknight

Ignore sasuke

theinfiknight

Stop making fun of my room

theinfiknight

I don't know if there are even 10k tumblr users who've watched naruto still on this website

theinfiknight

THEN WHY MY NARUTO ART ONLY GETS 20 REBLOGS OUT OF WHICH 10 ARE ME

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digdeepergravedigger09

Are you a 17th century Dutch Milkmaid

lakuronekobaka

[id : the milkmaid painting by Johannes Vermeer but with naruto art that is not prison wall sasuke edited in]

theinfiknight

*Sigh*

[Correction to the ID: the naruto art edited in is very much prison wall sasuke. End correction]

I hate you all so much

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

dietspam16

ola-na-tungee

I know I'm a little late, but how amazing would it have been if Sam had literally been a moose for an entire episode?

Can you imagine what we would have been deprived of

like, the possibilities that would have arisen

just imagine

please Kripke. just because

and bonus:

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

warabou

apollos-boyfriend

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

apollos-boyfriend

cpericardium

seems reasonable

cacklingskeleton

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

somebodytolove31

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

hobgoblinhero

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

nondelphic

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

lets-burn-down-the-post-office

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

comradesummers

the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.