Babe… Guess I Did Say That.

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[genebabe]

hbowar actors in justified fx bcuz i have my own special kind of brainrot<3

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[kilgarraara]

You have been in suspension for 9999999

+ close up and a bonus abandoned one

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

[cozza-frenzy]

Reblogging for these tags

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[eyyroz]

Is this fandom even still alive or am I 10 years late

[drueginger]

Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.

[discoursedrome]

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[catasters]

[sighinastorm]

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[yomikoreadsbooks]

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

[lord-grant]

Ok bye guys busy week coming up need to pfkfnfn f f fufufufufufuufuuuuckn no I don’t wanna do this I wanna go back to bed and never wake up and see this stupid guy I hate him get rid of him goodbye get out of my face stop it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[bulkhummus]

based off of this post

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[lord-grant]

Do you think aliens know we’re here and are watching us and the government is keeping them as long distance friends because I want an alien friend I want a green guy to be my bff and we just sit around all day 🫪