PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@loudest-little-nit-wit
My amoeba-style ART design but. Cat sized and holdable. It registers itself as Murderbot's emotional support service animal.
Also bonus:
That scene in network effect when MB locks itself in the bathroom but this time instead of pinging it ART is sticking its paws under the door like a cat trying to get in
Consequences Are for the Poor
I have always classified such "non-violent" crimes as this as EXTREMELY violent to the people who actually experience the consequences. Hearing about ENRON's absolutely despicable fraud and how they left their employees with NOTHING was formative for me, and I consider the actions of the fraudsters to be willfully violating of people's well-being and safety
Some abusers do follow through and commit suicide after their victim escapes and I hate the way that victims are treated after that happens. The abuser did not kill themselves because they ‘loved their [victim] so much they couldn’t live without them’, they killed themselves because they lost control and dying a martyr was better than sticking around and putting up with the fallout and reputational damage. They killed themselves because it was one final way to hurt their victim and leave them with a massive mess to clean up. In a hypothetical world where they actually killer themselves because they ‘loved their [victim] so much they couldn’t live without them’, the victim should still be under absolutely no obligation to stay and that is an unhealthy dynamic for both of them.
This happens between couples, in parent-child relationships, in friendships and other dynamics but I have to specifically highlight it within the context of domestic violence committed by a male partner against a female partner. The reaction is particularly rancid because there is a societal expectation that women should ‘take care of’ men and be responsible for them. A woman can spend 15 years trying to help a violent man get better when he has no desire to do so and when she finally leaves for the safety of herself and her children and he ends his life, she is blamed for it. As though he wasn’t the perpetrator, as though he wouldn’t have killed her and the kids if he had continued access. I wish I could say this is uncommon but a not insignificant number of men commit suicide after their wife files for divorce/after their divorce is finalized and reactionary misogynists continuously point to this as a reason divorce is bad or women are evil instead of acknowledging that that guy was holding his family hostage and ended his life when his hostages escaped.
Other people have mentioned it but public figures doing this after allegations come out should probably be taken as an admission of guilt and not damning proof that their accuser lied and bullied them to death. If they weren’t, they could sue their accuser into oblivion and even the guilty try. They knew they were caught and there was no way out.
If you stay with someone out of guilt or fear, that's not a relationship it's a hostage situation
often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind
I remember learning it at my friend's elbow as she scrolled and muttered "I must not touch the poop"
So when Chocolate Guy dies in 50 years or so, is his casket gonna be chocolate, too?
Yes, but what they bury will be an exact replica of himself in chocolate and he will have quietly slipped away back into the heavens
i love this guy
Absolutely my type of thing, but I would NEVER show my spreadsheet to an employee unbidden. I WOULD keep asking questions all the way to the top, probably phoning whatever IKEA HQ exists first in the USA and then Sweden, but would never reveal my spreadsheet to a direct employee.
Be not inhospitable to strangers because we're all people, damn. Do kind things because it is kind, not because you're scared that metaphysical morality police will jump out from behind a bush and go "Ah-HA!" at any given moment.
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
Starting to worry that I'm getting too comfortable with my supervisor and letting my inner snarkiness creep out. The other day I messaged him to give feedback on one of the people in another department who habitually skips marking tasks complete even though it's literally just a checkbox, despite their entire department receiving coaching specifically for this problem.
I said of the reprobate, "I feel like he's the kind of guy who would refuse to comment his code"
pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago
Climate change has robbed us of this unifying human comfort
I have 100,000 followers on here (i know; tumblr power user jmg) and i think it gives me, like, zero social capital? Which I think might be why it's still good.
Like, when my agents are pitching me for something, they'll be like, "Look at his facebook! Look at his tiktok!" They're never gonna say, "100,000 people follow him on tumblr. Remember tumblr?"
But the thing is, I don't actually use facebook or tiktok (except for promo). This is the only place I use, the only place where I'm interested in the community and shared creation and all that shit.
So long live tumblr. Nobody who's gonna hire me to do anything has ever heard of it. It makes for a terrible space to promote your forthcoming book tour. And that's literally why it doesn't suck.
Foremost sign that I am baby tumblrina: clicking on that link was how I found out that's John Green's blog
taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show
nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF
"Time to get angry about some morons!"
Pop quiz! Am I:
1. Sitting down to watch a dating show (eg Love Island)
2. Sitting down to watch a house-flipping show
3. Sitting down to watch a low-bar quiz show
4. Sitting down to watch 90-day fiancée
5. Watching ANY house-hunting show
Inventacos
me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention
My entire jam, summed up in this video
Smug face of a free man
A worthy new photo, should I require one
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
I chose my icon BECAUSE it looks like me. You see that smug lil shit? My own mother couldn't tell us apart
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
I cannot express how hot I get for exactly this kind of justice porn 😭 this is absolute smut for me
Hello, my Spouse. Tis I, yet again, declaring my unending adoration of you for the thirtieth time today :3
