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25-Just a gay girl trying to express herself, i tend to follow the gay migration so posts will probably follow it too.

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[cipheramnesia]

I wish I’d seen this post sooner.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[natequarter]

[kate voice] when you think about it... all of our parents had sex with the doctor

[maryrose-d]

No wait they are on to something

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[deathtokillian]

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[polarity-disturbed]

Okay but claiming to be Anansi, Bastet, Sága, Dionysus, and Loki all at once is actually unhinged behavior??? Those gods are not even remotely the same vibe.

Like. You’re claiming to be both Sága and Loki?? From the same pantheon???

That’s like saying you’re both Hera and Hermes.

There is no way you’re pulling all that off. That’s not a godly resume, that’s a mythological grab bag.

I paused the episode mid-scene to yap about it, and then unpaused for the Doctor to call him out for lying. I felt so seen.

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

[xain-russell]

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

[wildflower182]

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

[ryo0o0o]

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

[foone]

Usual reasons

[epersonae]

Kermit for pope

[rightintheghoulies]

Kermit for pope

[madambellepepper]

Kermit for pope

[winnebagowarri0r]

Kermit for pope

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Kermit for pope

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Kermit for Pope

[awhspofjasper]

Kermit for pope

[shark-tranny]

kermit for pope :3

[mahohikaru]

kermit for pope

[spaghettihell]

kermit for pope

[rosey-thorns]

Kermit for pope

[madeline-the-bisexual-samurai]

Kermit for pope :3

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Kermit for pope

[lesbianhouseplant]

Kermit for pope

[kangarooqueen]

Kermit for pope

[maryrose-d]

Kermit for pope

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

Sony is erasing digital libraries that were supposed to be accessible “forever”

Casualties afoot as Sony merges Funimation with 2021-acquired Crunchyroll.

reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

[byrdsfly]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[penitentservant]

You all mocked me for maintaining a physical library, but I warned that a digital one was no guarantee.

Next they'll start editing and then deleting books they don't like.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :[

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[whimsicalmane]

i checked the thing

there is only like only has been 35$ raised

[mirrorleaf]

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

[la-laborista-republiko]

[exuberantocean]

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

[exuberantocean]

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

cant beleive it. donasairs.

[femininemilem]

me: march has no holidays

me after tumblr: YESSS STAB THAT DICTATOR