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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[tsunderful]

It’s wierd that memes weren’t a thing when KHII came out but this was all I could think of throughout the end section of KHIII

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

[daeranilen]

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

least favorite

mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?

see also

mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.

[star-anise]

Yeah this is just straight-up emotional abuse. It’s not uncommon for moms to confuse “emotional closeness” with demanding their children caretake for them emotionally, or just having no boundaries. And “have you considered that you are in fact the abusive one” is bog-standard DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender).

Women also make the mistake that because we are frequent targets for abuse, we cannot be abusive ourselves. WOMEN CERTAINLY CAN BE ABUSIVE, especially towards children society has historically said we ought to have the power of life and death over, and who tradition says should be 100% subservient to us.

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[puyopuyo]

i thot we peaked at the putrid and lifeless looking character models but jump force really is pushing forward as funniest thing to ever exist on this planet

[snowradish]

[logarto]

pallas cats and tibetan foxes being enemies is so supremely excellent i cannot think of two better animals to face off theyre just perfect

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[oursidae]

[princessnijireiki]

[pileofknives]

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

[ventrue]

Okay i learned recently that this has no CG in it so the fact that this is all 2d drawn shit is fucking mind-blowing what even was the Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 series.

[gingerisaspice]

bones animation good

[keybladesoras]

That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.

[mageknight14]

To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is

[takashi0]

Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab. 

[mageknight14]

Here’s a copy and paste:

“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.

Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.

There are multiple tiers of Flare:

Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form

Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.

Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here

Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.

I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.

The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.

Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.

Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

[mageknight14]

Don’t fuck with the duck.

[wheel-skellington]

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

More proof Donald Duck is the only true bae

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I’m just surprised Donald could properly pronounce “Zettaflare”

[scope-dogg]

What the fuck even is Kingdom Hearts

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

Honestly, I can believe it Donald fueled zettaflare by pure rage.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WELL GAWRSH

U SURE HYUCKED HIM UP”

- Goofy, watching this Brutal Magic Murder, probably

[krishnath]

Donald motherfucking Duck, a mage so powerful that even the gods themselves give pause.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Donald Duck is going to kill Thanos in Avengers: Endgame O.O

[dvandom]

Note, they left room for more escalation.  We have not yet seen who in Square/Enix is capable of the Yettaflare.  (And IIRC the people at Standards and Units are working on one or two more prefixes above that now.)

[esser-z]

It’s pretty obvious. The one who taught Donald. The one who’s smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies.

Scrooge McDuck

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[farmer-10]

Get him, Donny.

[thestomping-ground]

[castlewyvern]

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

[catchymemes]

[serotnin]

my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability

[seasonforwonder]

ariana grande wants what hatsune miku has

[dragguns]

an understanding of japanese

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

[adachifag]

they both destroy ships tho

[parenyzia]

Did you just

[fruitsoftheape100]

He Is Becoming Stronger

[sweet-and-sour-socialism]

Who is, Elmer?

[fruitsoftheape100]

When You Walk Away You Dont Hear Me Say Please Oh Bapy Dont Go

[excalibur-the-great-deactivated]

Baby**

[fruitsoftheape100]

Suck Me

[fjordfjucks]

current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

[steelplatedhearts]

[zwischenstadt]

From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened

[garbage-empress]

http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

This thread was wild, especially because the OP was posting webcam photos from nearby right after the first plane hit. Possibly before CNN even reported on it. 

wow terrorists hijacking a plane that’s fucking rich, you idiot, you complete buffoon

This poster might be one of the first dozen people in history to publicly accuse Osama Bin Laden, possibly before any news agencies, and their post has the words “ROTFL Owned” in it.

[la-volpe-bianca]

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[spicyposting]

Posted not even 2 hours after the 9/11 attacks and this person predicted the next 2 decades of American public policy. Remarkable.