Lockerroom Lumberjack

just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war

[fromhersoul]

[guerrillatech]

[qillermeme]

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Trainwreck of a post

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

[lovehael]

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[naamahdarling]

Maybe spread this link compassionately in online spaces where these people might see it. This is extremely important.

[reyantilles]

[thememedaddy]

[anpaneko]

[mrsterlingeverything]

At least we have jacking off

[enki2]

[kushblazer666]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[depsidase]

[theroundbartable]

Fellas, it IS gay to be straight XD

[lierdumoa]

Every time I hear a showrunner say some shit about how the reason he doesn't want to write his male slashbait duo into a romantic relationship is because "their bond is so powerful and profound that it transcends sex or romance" I want to ask him, "Does your wife know your bond with her is too weak and shallow to transcend sex and romance? Or do you not fuck her either, because you love her too much?"

You cannot talk about homophobia without also talking about misogyny. It is baked in.

[ozempicofficial]

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

does this mean you're supposed to wear one of those boob window shirt things

[william-snekspeare]

HELLO?

[ottermatopoeia]

We can learn so much from Google ☺️