lair of the escape room murder walrus

mgn. queer. she/her. millennial aka my back hurts. living in so-called australia. mainly here for the memes, nonsense and fandom. generally unserious. ☭

[parkchanwoohoo]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[homunculus-argument]

I think my deepest problems as a person stem from the fact that instead of an inner child, I have an inner One Of These Fucking Things

Like that's what the core of my soul looks like. It's just one of those ugly little fucklings.

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[disquietiswhatitis]

[oneheadtoanother]

[homunculus-argument]

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

What could this possible be referencing

[homunculus-argument]

Well, you see:

[thememedaddy]

[vintagewildlife]

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[abyssalcaptain]

[planet-motherfucker]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “Do Not Panic”

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[mr-deep-downer]