Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Keni
Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird
Origami Around
oozey mess
pixel skylines
noise dept.
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Show & Tell
tannertan36
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@lunarisprettydumb
i'm so fucking over it
Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄
i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying
coo coo. coo coo coo. coo coo coo coo coo!
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
They are coming
@ominous-signs
Yeah I’m already here (:
Idk I might make a full thing one day
Request from twitter
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
gift I've made for gfs bday, shhh dont tell her.. (she knows)
another Don rkgk because I'm on a spree atp
that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......
“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno
its fucking dember.
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?
i said WHAT would happen not HOW would it happen
all good answers
question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?
i said WHAT would happen not HOW would it happen
Your fellow knights question why you'd swear fealty to a witch instead of the typical lord or king. Lands and gold are nice but anyone can get those and are overrated. But runes of power on your armor and potions of strength that let you rip trees out of the ground with ease are more useful.
A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love
The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."
She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."
They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."
The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."
This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.
tumblr added a feature where if you get a post to 10m notes the most common word in both tags and comments would become the op’s new url. this ended up with the entirety of tumblr’s user base getting a pukicho post to 10m notes to change the url to “pukeicho”
Why would you all do this to me?
soleil
Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”
No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.
Ok J.K. Rowling
The black mold contributes to brain fog and respiratory problems, being a transphobe comes from within. Do not blame the black mold for her behavior.
A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns
