Maya

19 she/they 🏳️‍🌈

[ad-wills]

[only-knives]

i love you disposable and reusable straws. i love you sippy cups. i love you cups and containers with handles. i love you tiny utensils and toothbrushes. i love you ergonomic art supplies. i love you lap desks. i love you wireless electronics. i love you cushioned surfaces. i love you automatic and press to open doors. i love you wide seats and high weight limits. i love you adjustable clothes, furniture, mobility aids, etc etc. i love you accessibility and comfort.

[expertpedestrian]

[1percentcharge]

what if you were driving to philly and you saw a big billboard that said “im not gettin laid, but youre gettin paid: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

[1percentcharge]

“cause I’m not takin time to screw, that’s more time I’ll spend on YOU!: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

[ofmericfulchance]

“The companies will try and fuck you, you know I won’t!: Pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

[nutwit]

"Nothing in my holes, but I could be the ace in yours! Pennsylvania's #1 asexual personal injury lawyer"

[queerpeers]

genderfluid parents must absolutely rake it in on mothers/fathers day

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[ficsinhistory]

this so precious

[spreadmorelove]

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

[spreadmorelove]

[sensitivelilghost]

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

[iamnotmyhistory]

soft cabinets by studio dewi van de klomp

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

heyyyy, given any thought to my startup? we’re building concept art in our crypto lab

[missmamibee]

year 3 give it up for year 3

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

For year 3 you’re going to need one of these Mr. Crabs.

[aprofessionaln00b]

Shit fuck I don’t think they’re sold in france

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

No problem! French Mr. Krabs can wear an FFP2.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

#i just layer 2 masks - Tags from @scrotewad

I love y'all so please upgrade your masks to an N95/KN95/FFP2 if you can in anyway manage it. KF94 would be your next choice if you can’t get any of the above.

Layering two masks isn’t going to cut it with Omicrom.

[flip-this-table]

Also be aware that there are counterfeit masks floating around out there. Project N95 vets their masks, so you might wanna check that out. This is a list of NIOSH approved masks, and this is a guide on how to spot a phony knockoff mask should you want to confirm a product is genuine. IDK if this goes for other countries, so you may wanna check with your local health department for similar guides.

Stay safe out there, people. ❤️😷

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Fun fact! You can absolutely reuse N95 masks. The point of failure isn’t the filter - it’s the elastic straps. Once those start to go or if the mask gets damaged so you’re not getting a good seal around the edge you need to replace it.

You should be able to get at least 40 hours per mask. Under normal use the filters will go much longer than that. Do cut the elastic when you finally throw them away to keep wildlife from getting tangled up in them.

Bought in bulk I’ve seen KF94s going for as low as $1 apiece. I’ve seen N95s for not a much more. I’ve also seen people on Twitter giving away N95s to those who can’t afford them. It’s worth having a look around.

[ID: Tags from @muse-on-wheels #REALLY wish there was a reusable N95 level mask #Cause we’re getting incredibly nervous esp since we have to house hunt soon#But at the same time we literally can’t afford to buy single use masks esp with the other med supplies we need per month]

[mioxenoblade]

A new year, a new me! And they’ll never find the original’s body….

[relelvance]

I hate password recovery you know it's me

[nflstreet]

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

[iamoutofideas]

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[nihilisa-frank]

[wizardpotions]

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

[lubefairy]

*milks you*

[wizardpotions]

Lube fairy this is the worst comment I've ever got on any post

[ruinedchildhood]

[ampervadasz]

[sorelatabledottumblerdotcom]

slap that pussy to pieces

[argonraptor]

this is my last resort