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Anonymous shitposting account turned into main blog. 24. He/him. Bi. I like videogames, DnD and fiction in general. I speak Spanish and English.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[woodrider]

I love driving at the exact speed limit and having speeders behind me get frustrated. i will get to my destination when I get to my destination and so will you. im teaching you patience right now. you should be listening & learning.

[woodrider]

the general consensus in the notes is that if you drive the speed limit, you are:

ableist to people with ADHD

a bootlicker with a cop mentality for "enforcing the law"

inconsiderate to people with dire medical emergencies who can't afford an ambulance

an abuser for controlling people without their consent

[macandcheerios]

big sobriety oppressing innocent drunk drivers again

[twashchan]

wait ultrakill added the sex update

[twashchan]

finally

[foone]

Buttplug.io is a neat project. I've helped with some minor support and I need to do more.

And it's always nice to see them get more publicity.

[macandcheerios]

ULTRAKILL remains undefeated

[crazy-brazilian]

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[gandalfthemorallygrey]

This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife

[midnight-sloth]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT

[eufonius]

[mosspunk-deactivated20230821]

some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis

[garnetrena]

K

[mosspunk-deactivated20230821]

yeah okay steven universe blog

[le-dreadmau5]

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[hellgrub]

opened up depop read gorpcore feel this world is not real

you can’t just say gorpcore like you dont know how absurd it sounds you can’t just sic this word on people

[earhartsease]

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

nice

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

nice

[kineticpenguin]

Nice

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Nice

[aluminumapples]

nice

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[themythicalcodfish]

that’s the spirit

[traceytonight]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[auckie]

Does anyone have that pic of the furries crying watching 9/11 from a distance? Poorly drawn

[auckie]

Here’s a collection and it’s NONE of these;

P1

[auckie]

P2

[auckie]

P3

Literally I’m losing my mind how can I not find it please help

[auckie]

I’m almost willing to pay someone to find it

[auckie]

It’s not this one but it’s kind of close in layout but they’re IN New York watching it happen and I think you can see the sea at the bottom of the image

Here’s a bad layout depiction drawn with my finger while I stand naked outside the shower bc I can’t shower till I figure this out

[c6h14]

[auckie]

YES THANK YOU

[dankxsinatra]

[burninglights]

well. this has been the wildest 48 hours in modern geopolitics for quite a while huh.

[phoenixfeathersinfall]

⬆️ from thestraggletag

WAIT I JUST WOKE UP I HADN’T HEARD ABOUT ARGENTINA YET

[dovewithscales]

This feels like the writers are on strike and Earth is just replaying the greatest hits from the first half of the 20th century.

[mar64ds]

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

[mar64ds]

[pseudomantis]

About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[chrispineofficial]

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

[jermalove]

deranged streamer scares himself

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]