Lets live this life well

Alice 21 years old California Psychology at SUNY Albany

[exlibrisfangirl]

Do you ever get hit with the unwelcome realization that the rest of your life is going to be like this, and you feel like you've been punched in the gut by the Hulk?

Like... you suddenly realize that every, single day of the entire remainder of your life is going to be an exhausting, painful, uphill struggle for survival... and the resulting wave of shock and grief and anger that washes over you is so overwhelming, that you actually feel like you've had the wind knocked out of you?

I don't want to live my life in survival mode.

It's not fair.

[curlyhaircripplegf]

“Don’t do party tricks” “stop doing party tricks” ok but I’m AT A PARTY

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

gotta say, the witcher has really revolutionised fantasy tv by deciding that high-waisted pants are the peak of fashion for dudes in witcherland

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

the men of the witcher are in the equivalent of our world's current craze for high waisted jeans. this is the reason why the witcher is so good, and why game of thrones failed so bad.

[buttercupsanddandelions]

I love this but I'd like to point out that op used both of their saddest scenes to demonstrate the waistline of their pants

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

the saddest men have the highest pants

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Middle school gay boy and lesbian who are friends and one of their parents says “you two look so cute together!”

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

gay and lesbian solidarity and beard flag based off of this post

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[mncvssl]

[nov4-rocket5]

[queersona]

For anyone curious (as I was), I went to look: Twitter’s adding a new “super follow” feature where you have to pay to look at a person’s tweets/replies/etc

[huffylemon]

Tumblr won’t do that because @staff isn’t smart enough to code that in

[oddatbest]

Twitter users wont survive here, they will trip over the string I tried across the doorway and fall into the spike pit. Its foolproof

[e-v-roslyn]

This post aged well

[otherwindow]

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

[otherwindow]

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

[donttouchthevoid]

[heartshapedbruises777]

[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m going to go ahead and point out the obvious, aka Megan Fox should be cast to play Morticia in the next Addams Family remake

[allaneddem]

Who is Megan Fox?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the woman who is legally allowed to murder Michael Bay and consume his corpse

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[gorbling]

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

[gorbling]

Like

[roboticoperatingbud]

nah i got this bruv

[icky--sticky]

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

[guerrillamamamedicine]

(via Turkish woman allegedly kills abusive husband, becomes social media icon)

“Will women always die? Let some men die too,” Dogan told police. “I killed him for my honor.”

[hi-karii]

Since it was not included in the article, I thought I would provide a rough translation of her historical defense on court;

“When men wear suits and look down they get their sentences lowered; I dont have a suit, my mom barely managed to find this shirt for me. I won’t lie, there is also the joy of being able to survive that i can’t conceal. I’ve walked the corridors of these courthouses countless times, my face covered in bruises, for a restraining order. I didn’t have any other choice. If he hadn’t died, I was going to. He wasn’t going to tell you he had decided to pimp me out, he wasn’t going to talk about his plans of putting me in the arms of other men, he wasn’t going to tell you about the beatings I endured just because the eggplants were slightly overcooked, because the curtains were dirty, because there were leftover crumbs on the table. He wasn’t going to mention how many times I was hospitalized. There is a picture of me taken in the teahouse. I’ve smiled a bit lopsidedly. Maybe he was going to show you that picture and tell you I looked like a dishonorable woman. He was going to tell you he ‘cleansed my honor’ as if he wasn’t planning to pimp me out. You were going to sentence him to 3-5 years and pardon him because i had dishonored him and see my lopsided smile as provocation and feel sad for him. However, honor is mine Mr. Judge, I won’t leave it to anyone else just because I signed a paper.”

[kabaks]

her name is Çilem Doğan and she was sentenced to 15 years for this. the court initially wanted to give her life imprisonment. she was released on bail in june 2016 and has since become a symbol for the movement against femicide and violence against women in Turkey. 

[yakourinka]

the translation is accurate - also thanks for translating - but I feel like the post’s missing a vital bit of context: the concept of “honour” is frequently weaponized against women in turkey. reclaiming it the way she does, especially at a court, is a lot more powerful than it sounds.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

do you think mormonism approves of harem anime

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

all that i have learned from three angry anons is that i (formerly) had mormon followers

[cryptid-sighting]