M-(air)-in

Your friendly neighborhood redhead, nurse, and karaoke fiend.

[byjove]

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[haruko-deactivated20240313]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[bizarrequazar]

May I offer to you,

[scarlettohairdye]

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

[txttletale]

"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son

[greelin]

i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[britomart]

BELA LUGOSI is DEAD and ME i feel also not so good

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Fuck destiel, THIS is how I found out.

[dangerthrillryanson]

Wake up

[jame7t]

if tumblr still wants to turn this site around they should add breeding

[archibaldtuttle]

the only way to get a new sideblog is to get your main blog pregnant by a mutual.

[jame7t]

you’re on the dev team now 👍

[ricochete29]

[rylandsgrace]

DOCTOR WHO (2005) - The Star Beast

[sarahseeandersen]

[animentality]

[fromchaostocosmos]

sure and make it accessible and usable for the disabled.

[horrorfilmdyke]

ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry

[doctorhoe]

i can’t get over how there is an actual doctor who episode where the whole plot boils down to: a woman fucked a wasp and had a child and that wasp child now kills people. brilliant.

[doctorhoe]

that’s not even all of it — the wasp child became a catholic priest and killed people like he was in an agatha christie story because his mom liked reading the books.

[resting-meme-face]

Ya’ll are being too fucking silly and inaccurate with this Doctor Who shitpost.

The wasp child was an Anglican priest. It’s absurd to think otherwise.

[doctorhoe]

ok y'all can have him

[animate-mush]

Of course he’s Anglican. He’s a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

That’s the joke

[that-catholic-shinobi]

I’m screaming

[enbycrip]