[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh.......................................

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

[generic-dumb-bitch]

[tundrakatiebean]

[dorothygale]

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[sirobvious]

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.

[mangonetics]

[frogmiliar]

[levia-kun]

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[naamahdarling]

Poor applewolf! She just wants her apple! Everyone please give her quiet!!!

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

HASSIDRISS “She Rises At Dusk” fall 2020 collection p.1

[silentwalrus1]

I think the fundamentals to then Ed-Roy dynamic is that Roy sees Ed as an teenager with nukes for hands who has to be VERY CAREFULLY AIMED and Ed sees Roy as decorative.

fghjk this is funny because

1. when mustang takes ed to the exam, the only thing he knows about this kid is that he’s committed a gruesome, disfiguring, extremely alchemically challenging felony

2. mustang has NO IDEA what ed’s gonna do. none. he has no fucking conversation with this kid, no plan for if this tiny child just freezes up on the stage and starts crying or whatever in front of the president because again, HE’S TWELVE

3. mustang @ ed: lmao just do whatever. i dont care

4. ed: [does whatever for 5 years]

5. mustang, continually: lmao fucking wild. Y’all see that? crazy. what a kid! Anyway nobody look at what I’m doing over here 

in conclusion mustang’s like “This is a teenager with nukes for hands. Here, kid, have a million dollars and no fucking supervision! God love ya. That should keep the military occupied for a while” 

and it’s so fucking great

[silentwalrus1]

#also 'teenager with nukes for hands that has to be carefully aimed' is absolutely what the rest of the military thinks about mustang  @shadowdyke​

[cellamare]

@bilboo : #I loved gradually realizing mustang had planned for literally everything#and what better way to get your higher-ups to look the other way#than your personally endorsed nuke-hand-kid about to juggle some knives

[lamentablesbian]

forgive me while i post about disney on main, but i literally cannot believe that they put a disney princess face... on a dragon

like... what the fuck is this

for contrast, here are some actual dragons, from Thai mythology, which is clearly the inspo for her design, except they’re infinitely cooler

i hate that she’s furry, and has EYEBROWS, and eyelashes and liner? i understand modifying a creature’s design for the sake of animated emotional clarity, but this is weak creature design. this is a human face superimposed on a mythological creature. even worse, it’s disney’s favorite face— with giant eyes, pencil brows, and a button nose, on a dragon.

you can create animated creatures that still look animalistic. the dragons from httyd do this extremely well; they clearly show emotions, but are still obviously, and delightfully, dragons.

they’re covered in scales, have prominent snouts, and reptillian eyes. these are dragons! and they look the part!

anyways, disney really, really needs to get its head out its ass about marketability, and create characters that are actually interesting to look at.

[janey-jane]

Star Trek, Mudd’s Women by William Ware Theiss, Fall 1966/ Moschino by Jeremy Scott, Fall 2018

[spockfascinated]

The bottom cut outs on the Scott dress match those on the pink dress on the far left.  So the designer incorporated elements of both dresses.  Wow.

[janey-jane]

holy shit you’re right. I didn’t even notice that at first so distracted by that chest cutout and GREEN!SPARKLES!

[awkwardwings]

When you’re watching Star Trek and realize you have designs due in an hour

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[gothiccharmschool]

You don’t have to reblog this. But I will.

[augustdementhe]

I love this saga.

[vida-magkav-phinks-sister]

I started crying but it is beautiful

[memewhore]

[zephra85]

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[redimperialist-deactivated20190]

I can relate to this wolf on so many levels.

[seasaltcosmos]

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

[zoewashburne]

#we need to trust that just because someone loves a thing it doesn’t mean they don’t know it’s flawed

[cosmiagramma]

We also need to stop insisting that everyone enjoying flawed things must put 25 cents in the Problematic Jar and recite all its failings from memory.

[virtualcarrot]

If I just may add: we really need to stop pretending that “I’m a Good person, ergo the thing I like is PERFECT and if you criticize it you’re an ENEMY”. You can enjoy stuff AND keep your sense of critical thinking.

[desperately-hopeful]

Delete your ex's nudes.

Delete anyone's nudes that doesn't fuck with you anymore.

Its creepy as hell to keep nude/lewd photos of someone who has CUT OFF that kind of connection to you.

Delete them.

Be a fucking adult.

[awesome-picz]

“I Stayed At Work For You, You Stay At Home For Us!” Doctors And Nurses Plead With The Public To Listen To Them

[calis-discourse]

I’m reblogging the version without the clowns on it

[awesome-picz]

“I Stayed At Work For You, You Stay At Home For Us!” Doctors And Nurses Plead With The Public To Listen To Them

[gonegrill]

propaganda

[luchadoreofliberty]

i hate fucking doctors and nurses so much

[goodboydeathsquad]

Don’t come to the hospital just cuz I’m lazy and want you guys to die

[manlet-oppressor]

Time for doctors to legitimately earn a paycheck for the first time in their lives.

[sir-franz-of-the-grape]

The fuck they gonna work on if people stay at home

[manlet-oppressor]

Time for everyone to go out and get sick

[zorukolikesfashion]

No this is good for public safety and these doctors have a good point.

[erika-infinitum]

Yeah this isnt “stay home and suffer sick pieces of shit” this is more of a “stay home so you dont get sick, making our jobs even harder”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Y'all intentionally this dumb or is it a natural thing for you??? Because, this is… embarrassing. These heroes are saying that you should stay at home, not if you ARE sick, but if you aren’t, but could still possibly be spreading the virus amongst the population. If you are healthy, chances are you could be carrying it without knowing or without having any real symptoms. They’re not telling sick people to stay at home. Y'all better be paid for all this clownery…

[i-go-by-faith]

Also if you’re sick and you are not experiencing symptoms to the point that you require supportive care you are not supposed to be in the hospitals right now!

Runny nose and slight coughing? STAY HOME!

You can’t f****** breathe? THEN YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

[itsmoonpeaches]

I’m a public health professional. I work with data and epidemiology. That data says social distancing will help “flatten the curve”, meaning that it will help hospitals NOT BECOME OVERWHELMED WITH PATIENTS. These are clinical practitioners saying to stay home so that they can do their jobs more efficiently, so they can care for more people without losing supplies, so that their hospitals are not filled with patients that they cannot care for well.

You want to look like Italy, in which there are barely any rooms for new patients so that healthcare workers have to line some up in the hallway? Go ahead, go outside.

[bebx]

Johnny Depp is innocent

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS

Vanessa Paradis

Lily-Rose Depp

Kate Moss

Winona Ryder

Paul Bettany

Alice Cooper

J.K.Rowling

Zoe Kravitz

Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Johnson

Tim Burton

Helena Bonham Carter

Judi Dench

Angelina Jolie

Michelle Pfeiffer

Gore Verbinski

Armie Hammer

Kate Winslet

Alison Sudol

Ezra Miller

Geoffrey Rush

Kaya Scodelario

Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz

Anne Hathaway

Orlando Bloom

Kiera Knightley

Marilyn Manson

Patti Smith

Paul McCartney

Doug Stanhope

Alysson Paradis

Geoffrey Rush

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Smith

Kevin McNally

Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)

Lori Anne Allison

Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)

Joe Rogan (radio interview)

Robert Downey Jr.

Victoria Mary Clarke

Shane Macgowan

Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)

Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.

being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.

Justice for Johnny Depp

[spocksfatalboner]

yanno those white noise sites like rainymood.com or the cafe shop one? i’d like an Enterprise bridge one, please. Soft beeping, maybe some chill version of amok time theme or something, and every now and then the crew calmly issuing orders or reading something sciency. im watching the lights of zetar and this evasive scene? is super calming and i need it on infinite repeat somehow. someone make this happen.

[spocksfatalboner]

SO APPARENTLY I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 24 hrs)

Star Trek: The Original Series Engine Sound ( Idling for 2+ hours )

>Star Trek: Voyager Engineering Warp Core Background Ambience

Star Trek: TNG Bridge Background Ambience

Star Trek: TOS USS-Enterprise Bridge Background Ambience (THIS IS 100% WHAT I WANTED)

Star Trek: The Next Generation USS Enterprise D “Ten Forward”

Star Trek: Voyager Bridge Background Ambience

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine “Quark’s Bar”

Star Trek: TNG “Cargo Bay” Background Ambience

A list of Star Trek Audio noises (some of them repeat for a long time)