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onlyancunin

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onlyancunin

When your group is full of weirdos

(Yes I think Astarion would smoke slims)

oblivionloading

Minotaur Lords are afraid of Dunmer wearing festive sweaters.

cucarachitaloca

the serana experience™

wizardarchetypes

was walking to the library to do some work but on the way i was ensorcelled by a sunny patch of grass beneath two blossoming crabapple trees filled with humming bees. so i lied down on the ground under there and then two women walked over and sat with me so i took off my headphones and we chatted until one of them ended up asking permission to spoil a book and i said yes so she described the entire plot of the book to us beat-for-beat which was really fun,

and then a couple came walking by with two Extremely Social young children who wanted to look at the bees so we welcomed them under the trees. i tried telling them a cool bee fact and one of them said (indignantly)

i KNOW that!

so we were like, 'oh do you know a lot about bees?'

and they said, 'yes but do you know what you should want to hear about? honeypot ants.'

and then they both talked over each other to tell us 1 million honeypot ant facts as they scooted closer and closer and closer to me until I was leaning back on my hands.

one of them started kneeling on my sweater on the ground and i asked them to scoot back a bit and they asked why they weren't allowed to kneel on my sweater so i said it was my grandmother's and one of them said, 'oh like, did she die or something?' and i said yes and i pointed out a stain on the sleeve and i said it's a very old sweater,

and one of them said, 'oh, i get it! it's so special to you that you don't care if it has a stain because you still love it.'

i said yes, and then they spent 2 more minutes pointing out every single part of my sweater and telling me what they liked about it, down to the wooden buttons.

and the sun was shining on us and their parents and the other women and the bees were buzzing : )

wizardarchetypes

oh! and then a worm crawled out from under one of the kids and they were like 'where did he come from????'

i picked it up and one of the kids wanted to hold it and then we all observed the worm. i took a photo; you can look at the worm with us : )

domovoj

Marshlands

bookiechu

Fungis of Faerûn!! Painted with gouache. 🍄

aesfocus

You have no idea of the true power a Dragonborn can wield!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

animperfectangelsblog

faithfully-queer

Once you realize 'natural' functions like a repackaging of 'God's Will' it makes a lot of things described as 'natural' make sense.

ataraxetta

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

sergeantaegis

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Simperial ambush, same as us, and that burglar over there.

fireflowersims

😂

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