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@mandipolo
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
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The soles of your feet can never grow hair
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SPONGEBOB…
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*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something
Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy
Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.
i love people who remodel generated villages in minecraft cause like, imagine some random dude flies into your town one day, replaces your roof and gives you a flower pot then just… flies away without saying anything
Queer eye
Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)
As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.
1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”
2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.
3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.
4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.
Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.
This is brilliant. I love how much you can get away with by just looking vaguely official. Like the kids who dressed up like McDonald’s workers so that they could sneak a professional photograph of themselves on the wall of their local restaurant 😂
i don’t care about zodiac signs or alignment charts!!!!!!!
what freakin eeveelution are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m flareon
here’s a quiz to help you out!
Wowaka has passed away at age 31: https://www.sonymusic.co.jp/artist/hitorie/info/505751
The most well known Vocaloid songs produced by Wowaka include: “Two-Faced Lovers”, “Rolling Girl”, “World’s End Dancehall”, “Unhappy refrain” and “Unkown Monther-Goose”.
He was easily one of the most important producers in the history of Vocaloid and I can’t believe we’ve lost him so young. Rest in peace.
get you a boy who can do both
how the hell did thanos snap with a metal glove on
he just did the motion and made the noise by clapping his ass at the same time
What he says: I’m fine
What he means: in the interhigh prelim match against Seijoh, Karasuno could have won if they started Suga and switched setters later. Not only would it have given Kageyama a chance to rest and watch how Seijoh is playing, but none of Seijoh has seen Suga play and it would have thrown them off because they were expecting Kageyama. Halfway through the first set Kageyama would have had time to strategize and Seijoh would probably think they got lucky and Kageyama got benced for the match so it would have thrown them even more off to sew him return. In this essay I will–
You know I had to do it to em
“Dude, I dare you to dab.”
“What? No, someone will see me someday, it’ll end up all over tumblr or something.”
“Oh come on, no one’s ever going to find this one picture.”
“Okay fine, but you have to do something too.”
hozier is literally the only valid man
Somehow, I managed to read the words in the picture before the text above it and im so glad I did.
This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.
Persona 5 The Royal English sub trailer
What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff
Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.
WHAT
Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.
Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.
