does anyone know that image from some old yaoi where the dialogue is like "Sex." and then the sound effect is like CLUNK or something like that
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does anyone know that image from some old yaoi where the dialogue is like "Sex." and then the sound effect is like CLUNK or something like that
Things I have explained to my parents when they start getting mad over small things as customers.
- the cashier scanning your groceries is not being careless or bad at her job, this store times the cashiers so she is clearly trying to stay on time and not get in trouble. This blew their minds that someone would be timed at a "no skill" job (their words not mine)
- the drive thru employee is not trying to be rude or annoying by greeting you too soon: they are required to greet you within a few seconds of your car setting off the sensor.
- the employees at this retail store are not trying to be pushy: they are required to greet you within a few seconds of you entering the store
- the cashier is required to ask you every single question they ask. And they hate it more than you do.
- the cashier is not dumb or "doesn't know how to X" because they had to call a manager for it. Every place I've worked for the past 5 years has been rolling back what employees are authorized to do, and they HAVE to call a manager. They know exactly how to do the thing, they are not allowed to and the computer likely will require a managers code to unlock that function. This confused them.
- the cashier knows the line is long, you don't need to tell them that. If they could call up another cashier they would have already.
- and a more work/life balance related one: my dad scheduled a family thing and assumed i could get the time off. What shocked him was that 1. It wasn't paid time off, and 2. It was denied, so I couldn't come til after work and thus was late. He has worked a job with generous PTO and accrued vacation days that schedules 6 months ahead for the past nearly 30 years. He absolutely was horrified to find out that I have to ask permission for unpaid time off and still couldn't be approved.
- funny followup to my dad's shock: I had been at my most recent job nearly a year and he was asking why they haven't promoted me yet. I was thrown off because why would they. He apparently assumed that since i 1. Showed up on time/early to every shift. 2. Had received positive verbal feedback wrt my performance from managers. And 3. Hadn't quit. That they would automatically start to move me up the ladder. It hurt my heart to shatter his wholesome view of how workplaces work now.
I feel like much of this is common knowledge for all of us, and yet my parents and many customers who haven't worked in the service industry in the past 10-20 years have no idea how this stuff works now.
On the positive side, my parents have slowly been becoming more patient with service workers, and complain to managers or anecdotally much less often. Baby steps!
i'll tell you what converted me to being all-in on keeping cats indoors only:
living for a year and a half in a rural area with a sudden feral cat colony explosion on the property.
i moved in with my folks for a bit and at that time, one (1) stray cat mama had taken up residence on the property, but was too feral to let my mother anywhere near her. but especially after she brought three kittens around, mom fed her and the kittens in hopes they'd grow trusting enough she could catch for spay and neuter at the minimum. momcat stayed mean and hella wary, but the kittens would hang around a little nearer and play with my mom via long stick, but still wouldn't come close enough to touch or catch.
unfortunately, two of the three kittens were girls and started having kittens of their own before further progress was made, shortly after i moved in. and that was pretty much instant doom.
there were so many kittens. SO MANY. multiple litters. every time we turned around, more kittens.
we fed them. we hunted for and located the kittens every time anywhere on the property and would move them to a repurposed doghouse anytime a mama cat had them somewhere else, so that they could grow up human-socialized and we could spay/neuter them when they were old enough. (also it was a handy tactic to push the issue of the mamas getting more used to/trusting of us themselves. only really worked with one of them, though.)
and we watched them die.
we watched litter after litter of kittens never make it to the age they could be spayed or neutered. the moms stayed, for the longest time, too skittish to more than briefly touch, much less catch and crate for a vet visit.
it sounds like a silly joke to say i have kitten-related ptsd, but i absolutely do.
too many goddamn times i'd walk out of the garage and find the carport and gravel drive strewn with tiny bodies. others simply went missing, never to be found.
one in particular, i wish i hadn't found, and the visual literally haunts me still, almost a decade later.
i saw so many kittens die of snake bite, spider bite, wild dogs, birds of prey, hit by cars, respiratory illness, covered in fleas and eyes crusted with infection.
and we loved them all. scrimped for antibiotics if the vet could be convinced to give it to us despite our being unable to bring them in. bought flea collars and ointments. we cared for them and fed them and petted them and played with them, brushed their fur and cleaned up their little faces, put ice in their water in hot summer, rigged a heating lamp in their house in the winter.
and they died. horribly. that property is pocked with unmarked graves of kittens and cats.
all the best intentions, not enough resources, and it didn't matter anyways because the population went from three to almost twenty (at times, over thirty) in the blink of an eye.
they died and died and died. our hearts broke over and over again. the stress and anxiety wore us down like sandpaper. i think, by the end of it all, we managed to find less than 10 of them all homes, including batman the disabled kitten i found a home across the country through tumblr.
it was carnage and tragedy, frankly. and we were helpless.
it only ended because they started dying faster than they could be born, and because we finally caught the two remaining mom cats in traps and got them spayed.
the points about outdoor cats being invasive predators devastating to local wildlife populations is true and valid and important.
but i know cat people, and cat people who don't know better than to let cats outdoors. what matters to you is the cat itself, generally. the cat being happy and taken care of.
keeping cats outdoors, letting them outdoors, is not taking care of the cats. it's not protecting them. it's not giving them any happiness or invigoration that couldn't be provided to them as indoor-only pets with just a little research and effort.
they die. they get ill. they get hurt. they're at risk of predators, and cars, and disease, and carelessly cruel children and deliberately cruel adults. they're at risk of disappearing on you because someone else saw a cat outdoors and intervened to give it a better, safer life not in conflict with the local environment.
and if that offends and angers you that someone would just take a cat they saw roaming outdoors, even collared, and that it sounds like i'm endorsing that, i am, but not if you intervene and be that person yourself for your own cat.
if what matters to you is doing right by your cat because it's family and a living creature whose happiness and health and safety is important to you,
keep them indoors. not part time. always. exclusively.
being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze
QUIT REBLOGGING THIS
Jenni's POV:
Gloves = thigh high stockings
Solution: mittens
Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem
Men, the only way we can protect our sisters from their own insatiable lust:
Novelty oven mitts
This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows
I like how this post is still going around long after itâs outlived this entire website feature
bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household
bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough
some of my favorite tags
(image description: a tweet with the following text:
A child is polite: wow! such a good kid
A child is polite (China): the Chinese are taught from a young age that any individuality will be punished.
A child is polite (Japan): This can be explained by the Shinto concept of ăČă€ăźă»ăŻă·, a word untranslateable into English,
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For the record, 1. "ăČă€ăźă»ăŻă·" (gei no sekushi) is Google Translate screwing up "gay sex" apparently (and the author of the tweet was very sleep-deprived when they made this)
and 2. that was in response to this:
(Image description: a tweet by Wirelessly__ with the text "thing I keep seeing" and two other images: one, a frowning face next to the word "thing" and a cheerful smiling face with a heart next to the text "thing, japan"; the other, the previous face smiling at the word "thing", and the frowning face with "thing, china")
As a Japanese person I want to call out the additional level of fucked up this becomes when you understand anything about Japans colonial history in China.
I reject this idea of Japanese superiority outright. Chinaâs history and culture is one of the oldest and most important on the planet and itâs people are worth more than your derision.
thank god for american public transit !!! đșđžđșđžđșđž
You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing
Itâs solar and wind and tidal and geothermal and hydropower.
Itâs plant-based diets and regenerative livestock farming and insect protein and lab-grown meat.
Itâs electric cars and reliable public transit and decreasing how far and how often we travel.
Itâs growing your own vegetables and community gardens and vertical farms and supporting local producers.
Itâs rewilding the countryside and greening cities.
Itâs getting people active and improving disabled access.
Itâs making your own clothes and buying or swapping sustainable stuff with your neighbours.
Itâs the right to repair and reducing consumption in the first place.
Itâs greater land rights for the commons and indigenous peoples and creating protected areas.
Itâs radical, drastic change and community consensus.
Itâs labour rights and less work.
Itâs science and arts.
Itâs theoretical academic thought and concrete practical action.
Itâs signing petitions and campaigning and protesting and civil disobedience.
Itâs sailboats and zeppelins.
Itâs the speculative and the possible.
Itâs raising living standards and curbing consumerism.
Itâs global and local.
Itâs me and you.
Climate solutions look different for everyone, and we all have something to offer.
when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like âsome animals only have blood during certain parts of the yearâ and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said âoh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it outâ and then he died
the man was committed to science. he wasnât very good at it. but he was committed
Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) âis this the transfem picnic?âŠâŠ..â to which we got to respond âno this is the transmasc yard sale.â We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.
iâm at the transmasc yard sale
iâm at the transfem picnic
iâm at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic
I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
Examples:
- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff
- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible
- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names
- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change
- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman
The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing
mikus
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went âoh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!â and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. iâm a parody of myself
stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.
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