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What’s that? You want another navel-gazing, self-referential comic about making comics? Ok, if you insist.
In other news, a couple of weeks ago I won best young person’s comic at the British Comics Awards for my book, Star Cat. Woo! I had already drawn most of this comic before that or I would have made narcissism waaay bigger.
Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!
Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions
Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you
*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.
(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)
OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.
oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals
i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds
You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.
IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!
@librarykris Seemed like your cup of tea :)
After months of conversations and planning, the Valkyries admin team is overjoyed to open Valhalla to librarians, bookstore employees, museum workers, and other amazing women who make comics the focus of their career. Valhalla had previously served as a place for post-retail Valkyries to keep the sense of community they had enjoyed in the main group without violating the retailer-exclusive nature of the previews the Valkyries receive. This new Valhalla will serve as a valuable complement to the Valkyries and encourage conversations, networking, and collaboration between Valkyries, former Valkyries, and these new recruits from the world of libraries, museums, and more.
My own story as a former comic retailer that moved into full-time librarianship is the best example I can provide for why I am so excited for this new direction for Valhalla. When I was working part-time in a comic shop and a library, my jobs began to blend together and feed off of each other. My library work was informing my job at the shop, and my involvement in the world of comics was inspiring new ideas for my programming and collection at the library. By the time I was made a full-time librarian and left my job in retail, my work with comics had taken on a life of its own; and it’s something I’m honored to be providing to my local community, and to a community of librarians nationwide as I travel and offer guidance on how to incorporate comics into their libraries, colleges, and schools.
Having a network to bounce ideas off of is integral to creating innovation. My time in the Valkyries was hugely important in developing my ideas for librarianship, and the connections I’ve made since, in organizations like the ALA, have developed those ideas even further. My own personal goal, working alongside our founder Kate Leth and my Valhalla co-admin Christina Steenz Stewart (a librarian herself), as well as the main Valkyries admin team of Juliette Capra, Danni Button, and Annie Bulloch, is to foster a collaborative and supportive network of women across the world. We invite them to use their enthusiasm for comics and their various backgrounds to have discussions with each other, and with former and current Valkyries, and to help our existing members explore new aspects of their own work through recommendations, event co-planning, creating local conventions, and a fresh perspective on the day-to-day grind of getting comics to the people.
We’ve long wanted to invite new perspectives into Valhalla, and to see it happening is beyond exciting. We can’t wait to explore the ideas these new Valhallans bring to the table.
If you are (or if you know) a librarian, bookstore employee, museum educator, or other woman (of any age, background and orientation, including LGBTQ+ folks) who would be a good fit for Valkyries Valhalla, apply for Valhalla at this link. You are awaited!
See you in Valhalla, Ivy Noelle Weir (@ivynoelle)Valkyries Valhalla Co-Administrator & Librarian
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Look what I just found @kimtairi - had forgotten about this :)
Storytime
Wired for Sound
The man’s eyes flicker beneath tinted lenses. His fingers drum the table. The dealer seated opposite, gracefully underplayed by Roy Scheider, pops the lock of a briefcase. Under the diner’s fluorescent lights, the scene takes on a grotesque, literally off-colour quality.
Drifting beneath the tabletop, William Friedkin’s camera reveals a wire in the fraction of space between the informant’s trouser cuff and his sock. Scheider pauses as he checks the money. His eyes lock on those of the man opposite, striving to penetrate the informant's oversized shades. The glasses mask true motives, even from the audience; our hero is rendered an ineffable blank. Do we have a problem?, murmurs Scheider. I first saw this scene on TV, far too young, in 1989, when Britain’s ITV network screened Cliff Richard’s little-seen final film,Wired for Sound, in its uncut form. On its release, the film was acclaimed for its casting of the former teen idol against type as a morally compromised cocaine user playing Feds and dealers off against one another. The movie’s spare, heartless tone has led critics to liken it to Walter Hill’s Driver or John Boorman’s Point Blank.
Cliff, never seen without his oversized shades, achieves an icy screen presence which calls to mind Alain Delon passing his prime or the ambiguous figures of a Patricia Highsmith novel. (Cliff was sadly never given the chance to perform as Tom Ripley, the role he was born to play).
The film traces the journey of Cliff’s streetwise yet vulnerable resident of the LA demi-monde, as he is torn from a world of short cons and bar work by FBI agent Tom Berenger.
The Bureau selects Cliff as the fall guy for an elaborate, flawed sting operation against drugs baron Roy Scheider. The English ex-pat is ejected from a routine of Venice Beach mornings and smoky jazz nights as his barfly existence takes on the trajectory of tragedy. Cliff finds himself playing kingmaker to an unholy alliance between the respectable face of drug crime and an increasingly corrupt culture of law enforcement.
The precisely observed rhythms of life among the lower strata of the Sunshine State are disrupted; life or death choices are placed in the hands of a nobody; in a satirical anticipation of Nancy Reagan’s press-courting attendance at a real-life LA drugs raid, even the highest office in the land is sullied when Cliff’s character extricates himself from a standoff in a taquería moments before a SWAT team burst in, followed by camera crews and the President’s photogenic son. The directive to ‘Just Say No’ appears live on the television news in a flyblown kitchen just as Cliff rolls a dollar bill to take a freshly cut line, heart still racing from the narrow escape.
I remain haunted by such images, years after their original broadcast. Many in the UK seem to have forgotten the movie, preferring to remember Cliff the pop heartthrob, or the comical figure who has entertained the crowd on so many rained-off Wimbledon afternoons.
A recent documentary by Montse Fernandez Vila focussed on Cliff as victim of the fascist leader Francisco Franco, whose manipulations ensured that Congratulations never received a deserved 1968 Eurovision victory. (The ugly machinations of Romania’s Ceausescu regime against Cheryl Baker of Buck’s Fizz are yet to fully come to light). Arguably, Wired for Sound marks the singer’s greatest contribution to the cultural life of the English-speaking world. Here he cannot be presented as the happy-go-lucky poster boy of bubblegum democracy. Never had it so good? Under Friedkin’s lens, Cliff’s decaying good looks and wary demeanour evoke exiled poet Czeslaw Milosz: Ill at ease in the tyranny, Ill at ease in the republic, In the one I longed for freedom, In the other for the end of corruption.
The tense and sceptical mood of the film, perhaps Friedkin’s finest work as well as Cliff’s, epitomises the 1980s, the decade in which the die of my life and so many others was cast.
No number of jade legwarmers stocking the shelves of our malls will ever really evoke the moment captured when Cliff’s own song is performed over a brutal montage of LA street victims during the opening credits: In the car go to work I’m cruisin’ I never think that I’ll blow all my fuses Traffic flows – into the breakfast show woh oh woh… I met a girl and she told me she loved me I said you love me then love means you must like what I like… I was a small boy who don’t like his toys I could not wait to get wired for sound Great cinema is born of happy accidents in casting or production - yet it remains hard to believe that Friedkin only chose to work with Cliff when the planned To Live and Die in L.A. fell through; harder still to understand why successive generations have neglected the film and relegated it to the late-night slots on obscure cable channels. If you want to understand Cliff Richard, if you want to understand the 80s, if you want to understand the rise and fall of Reagan’s America, this lost masterpiece holds the key.
I love it. I don’t care how hard the work is. I would rather be writing than not writing, that’s all there is to it.
Ursula K. Leguin, who was born on this day in 1929 (via poetsandwriters)
Science fiction, double feature.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
THIS is the montage I’ve been waiting my life for.
I have never, ever heard this song’s lyrics without hearing a theater full of people yelling “TWAT!” over it so… this is cathartic for me.
I get quite excited about bookstores and libraries that offer services outside the building’s walls. And these places have been doing that for quite a while now…
Here’s Chicago Public Library advertising mobile library service during the Great Depression, commuters browsing Foyles’ outside stock in London, and Auckland librarians in comic-book stores for Free Comic Book Day and Star Wars Day.
Some time last year, Kyle Starks (robotmountain) and I had a bet, the stakes of which were that if I won, he would draw a Doom Patrol comic, and if I lost, I would write a story of his choosing.
Long story short, we both kind of won and lost, so the compromise is that I would write a Doom Patrol comic that he drew.
This is that comic. Please share it if you like it.
<3,
Benito
Some time last year, Kyle Starks (robotmountain) and I had a bet, the stakes of which were that if I won, he would draw a Doom Patrol comic, and if I lost, I would write a story of his choosing.
Long story short, we both kind of won and lost, so the compromise is that I would write a Doom Patrol comic that he drew.
This is that comic. Please share it if you like it.
<3,
Benito
Death! It was the one thing that unified every single living creature in the universe, and now it’s gone!
Doctor Who S09E03 - Under The Lake