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I think if you're gnc or any flavour of cisn't, you've gotta be at least a little bit vain. It's important for your mental health. If you can't find your vanity yet due to dysphoria, just know that one day you'll be able to look in a mirror and go "actually, I'm fucking hot"

aliny-ssuu

Study

notahorseindisguise

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

notahorseindisguise

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

megamindsupremacy

the notes on this post are SENDING me

3000s

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

3000s

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

biggaybunny

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

oliviawebsite

this reply is killing me

tlaquetzqui

The Asian honeybee deals with hornets entering their hive by dogpiling the intruder and rubbing against each other, producing heat through friction. Hornets have like two degrees Celsius less heat tolerance than bees, so the bees survive and the hornet dies.

yokelfelonking

They also do that because the Germans voted for it

boyswanna-be-her

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

youremybrandnewday

Hector

boyswanna-be-her

Hector

deerthing

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

abiding-artist

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DO NOT REPOST

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Sometimes I’m like “damn I wish I had a sexy gortash desk mat” then I remember I can will it into existence.

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I’ll take preorders later

pastabot

my cat fucking rocks she’ll eat a bug or a tomato and she don’t give a fuck about anything

pastabot

if i gave her crystal meth she’d be like gimme that shit and swallow it raw

drmace

Happy Gortash Week🥳 DAY 1 - LORD │ STREET RAT (both, i think)

I think Gortash's problems with other people started, well, pretty much at birth. x) As his mother put it, he was too clever for his own good.

Though I think it's more accurate to say that the real barrier was the difference in the way he thought. While everyone else judged things by what was right in front of them, Gortash saw what they could become

That doesn't mean everyone else was stupid. The kids in the comic are objectively right - in front of them is nothing but a pile of scrap. They simply can't see something that doesn't exist yet

I think it's little moments like these that slowly shaped Gortash's disdain for other people. When you're constantly surrounded by people who can't see beyond what's right in front of them, it's very easy to start looking down on them

dogpuppy

skipppppy

I have approximately 500 something hours in BG3 now and am certifiably autistic about it what do you MEAN there’s a dwarf chef npc in the brothel named Sauceman Chorizo. Sauceman Chorizo. And he turns you down because he’s gay. How have I never seen anybody bring him up. This man should be more revered than Withers. There should be a fully modded companion storyline for him. His existence embodies the true spirit of DnD. I love you Sauceman Chorizo. The world will know your name

efflaurescence

(visibly shaken) i’m so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see it’s evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys