meepguy3

Catholic / 23 year-old male / Lay Dominican Postulant / Avid Pathfinder 2e player / Aspiring software engineer / Worldbuilding enjoyer

[sauzzart]

“The beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just had a disconcerting thought

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

Voting ended onJun 22

[edgar-allan-possum]

Georg is an actual name pronounced "gay-org" in real life, guys

[woolandflax]

I’m in the mines of Moria

[jurakan]

Do you need a light or something

[woolandflax]

Yeah

[jurakan]

Here ya go

[woolandflax]

Thanks so much

[woolandflax]

What is that

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[marian-devotee]

Amber Alert issued for 2 Saratoga Springs children with 'severely depressed' father

An Amber Alert has been issued after a Saratoga Springs toddler and baby remain missing, and their father is being described as "severely de

Please please pray for these two little boys and their mother, and if you're anywhere in the western US please take a moment to read the descriptions. 💙 This is a potential family annihilator situation unfolding in Utah right now

[demigirl-in-christ]

is this anything?

[joemerl]

My great-aunt Gloria is on life support after a heart attack, so any prayers would be appreciated.

[targetedknowledge]

[tuxankhamun]

watching youtube vids that are cut down twitch streams is weird because i have never used twitch so when they start using twitch words it's like another language to me lol

[tuxankhamun]

vid: "thanks for the gift subs!"

me, whispering: "am i supposed to say 'and with your spirit' now?"

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

hey as long as you repent you're not judas. you're peter.

[orthodoxadventure]

Please pray for a woman called Katherine who has had people in her life share revenge pornography of her (posting her nudes publicly without her consent) on another social media platform. As well as calling her a range of insults and sharing intimate details about her for the purpose of shaming and insulting her. I have reported those posts, but please do pray for her wellbeing as well as for everyone involved. Lord, have mercy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valiant-stars]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[duvidha-mp3]

[deviantwaddles]

[snatch-daddy]

Lemon/lemoff erasure

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i need to save “lemn’t”

[transgenderfivepebbles]

(short) story time

so we’re reading shakespeare in english class rn, and at some point the class went off on a tangent about comedy

my teacher said something like “comedy is always at the expense of someone else, it just depends on how overt it is”

i, of course, disagreed, and spent like 5 minutes explaining the concept of modern surreal/absurd humor while trying not to die laughing when i described the “me when lemon” meme

you know

[transcript: a stock photo of a man holding a flashlight on a gradiented background of white to yellow. the flashlight’s beam is shining at a floating lemon, and the word “lemon” is written next to it in red text. a caption at the top says “when lemon”. end transcript]

this one

my teacher didn’t find it funny at all

[urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis]

this was saved to my computer and i found it when i searched lemon

now you all have to deal with it

[the-haiku-bot]

this was saved to my

computer and i found it

when i searched lemon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-purple-duck]

time to go home yall, this post is now complete.

[awwyeah-rambles]

@abyssalcitrus

[kittysneezes]

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

the world is a strange and wonderous place

[ecceagnesdarling]

Can you PLEASE pray for my traditional catholic friend who's going to drop out of college to move to another country to be a housewife to a 10 years older guy she met three times so far? I just got the news. I fear if I call her I'll scream at her. I'm really stressed.

[this-smile-is-real]

After months of bowel prolapses it has now started happening every time I stand up. It is incredibly painful and I’m having to have it pushed back in by doctors daily either in hospital or the Emergency Department. You have all been so supportive. I have an appointment with a local surgeon on Thursday and could really use your prayers that they will agree to surgery to fix this. Weeks ago I was told that where I live the surgeons refuse to do an operation so I started a GoFundMe by the recommendation of a family member to help with travel and medical expenses. If you would like the link please message me, and if you’re the praying kind please pray that that I will be lead to the right surgeon to operate.

I’ve had 4 abdominal surgeries in the last year but I can’t live with my ileostomy prolapsing 6-10cm every time I stand up. Thank you 🙏🏻