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𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 +18 Open to asks!

[megamindscum]

If you are transphobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, islamophobic, ableist, someone who tries to erase a sexuality or/and gender, someone who actively hates other blogs (unless the blog needs taking down though you can report and block), someone who bullies someone, a nazi supporter, a pedophile, an abuser, someone who views minors as all the same, then kindly get the fuck off my blog :)

[sylviii]

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

[jackkdaniels]

oof my friend was talking about how he wants to get back into golf and hinted at taking me to go golfing with him and I really said “you ain’t getting me on a golf course unless it’s to bomb it with native wildflowers” why can’t I talk to normal people

[antigolfing]

I support you

[jackkdaniels]

thank you tumblr user antigolfing

[carnivoroustomatoes]

I wish people would stop treat all conflict ever as perpetrator vs. victim when 70% of the time its just... conflicting traits and thats literally it.

For example, I have misophonia (sensitivity to noise) and if you were to lock me in a room with someone who vocally stims there would be conflict between us. I could say nothing and just get overwhelmed, they could stop and holding themselves back they could get overwhelmed. There's not a person more deserving of accommodation, there's literally no point arguing over who is actually ableist and in the wrong here we are both literally just existing in a space but have traits that conflict.

It sucks, we both feel like shit but not every hurt or problem needs blame put on it, sure that might be easier for you mentally but it halts self reflection and makes you very annoying to deal with.

[carnivoroustomatoes]

Btw this 100% counts for stuff like relationships between people who need attention and people who need a lot of space to themselves. Calling each other toxic abusers for "ghosting" or "being needy" the second someone does something wrong is dumb these aspects are just traits and the traits themselves aren't toxic you just won't communicate and find it easier to blame the other party for everything that went wrong after it inevitably doesn't work out.

Relationships between people with conflicting traits can absolutely work out you just need to be willing to make compromise from both sides and accept the way things are rather than having to put blame on someone.

[cryptidunknown]

are you considering getting into NFTs but are on the fence due to environmental concerns or fear of being labelled a "complete douchebag"?

do you want to enjoy owning a unique piece of artwork while still enjoying the possibility of one day getting a girlfriend?

then boy, do I have the option for you!

did you know that there are THOUSANDS of artists on THIS VERY WEBSITE and many others who will make you your very own piece of artwork for the same price or less than an NFT?

these gorgeous artworks are called "commissions", and are environmentally friendly AND don't look like pure shit!

if that wasn't enough, many lovely artists on the internet will, for a price, PHYSICALLY MAKE AN ARTWORK IN REAL LIFE AND MAIL IT TO YOUR OWN HOME! That's right, a PHYSICAL OBJECT that is completely unique and made just for you!

Benefits of Commissions:

Environmentally Friendly!

Supports Real, Hardworking Artists!

Actual Real Art That Looks Good!

Not A Literal Scam!

I Will Stop Fucking Your Mom!

"OP," I hear you cry, "how do I get my grubby hands on such a deal??"

don't fret, dear reader! simply check the bio or pinned post of any artist on any site for further directions! Many will have a "commissions open" or "commissions closed" sign, and often you will find a post with prices or instructions on how to contact the artist for details!

"What if I can't afford it?" you say? Well, you can also support the artist by REBLOGGING their artwork! (NEVER repost without permission, I'll kill you)

stop buying NFTs and support real artists!

[turbro]

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

[thesunshinydays]

Hey this post is pretty good but please always wash your rice. It’s not to make it taste better, it’s to remove aflatoxin, which is created by a very widespread type of fungus and as such is present on most unwashed produce. Chronic exposure to aflatoxin leads to higher risk of liver and gallbladder cancer. I don’t blame anyone for not knowing this, as I didn’t until I started taking classes about cancer for my microbiology degree. Please always wash all of your produce and especially your rice, as it has a much higher surface area to volume ratio meaning that it can have a lot more aflatoxin on it than other produce if you don’t wash it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my phone autocorrected ‘himbo’ to 'HBO’ and this incessant infringement of corporate marketing upon the private lives and serenity of the populace must CEASE

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[saltycharacters]

Happy Valentines day everyone! I decided to make a comic about something I’ve wanted to talk about for a long time, which was my relationship with romance while being on the Aromantic spectrum. Sorry for the length, enjoy!

[alwaysbewoke]

awesome story. black doctors and nurses are the best.

[symphonicseauxl]

We need more of this

[anomaliewrites]

I'm not a PoC but this is just incredible, *exceptional*, culturally sensitive patient care, period. Absolutely should be shared with every healthcare professional I know.

We should always keep in mind that we are treating an entire person, not simply their condition, and the effects seemingly minor kindnesses can have on them long after they leave our care.

[brighteyedjill]

If you want to support black doctors who are just starting out, Farrah-Amoy Fullerton, a fourth-year med student at the University of Alabama at Birmingham just set up a way for people to help black fourth year med students transition to their residencie. This often means moving to a new city where they won't get a paycheck for weeks. Black students are also less likely to have access to generational wealth to keep them afloat during school. So if you have a few bucks and want to buy a graduation gift for a future black doctor, check out this article or search #medgradwishlist on twitter.

[moon-cricket-chirps]

We need more black doctors to because doctors are often untrained on how to diagnose conditions in black peoples vs white people and are taught black have a higher pain tolerance and just a whole bunch of other ridiculous things........ black people need black doctors

[majulian-magician]

I don’t know why this never occurred to me until now. But Lucio’s real name, Montag, means Monday.

The man’s name is Monday.

No wonder everyone hates him.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day

[deaddolin]

remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

[plantkat]

YES i have it saved as a gif hold on

[anarchistmemedistro]

that doesn’t seem impulsive. they paused and considered their actions. then chose violence. the correct choice.

[ceekari]

new proposition: instead of going back to using ‘lemon’ again, let’s use a different fruit this time

I’m thinking… Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with ‘Apple’ from now on

[goldenstripes001]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[edgebug]

genius. im in

[scrabbleknight]

I will tag all my shipping posts with Apple.

[sandraugiga]

It is the forbidden fruit after all…

[brainfuzz]

Yes! Different color Apples for different citrus

Orange=Green apple (everyone can read)

Lime=Yellow apple (Teen and up)

Lemon=Red apple (Explicit, NC-17, adults only)

Grapefruit=crab apple (explicit kink)

[cipheramnesia]

Better, use different brands of apple products.

[skadisprawl]

This fic is rated iPhone for everyone - if you want to read my AirPod-rated content, it’s all on AO3

[cartilogenophobe]

Or use other corporations

Microsoft - says it in the name; its soft, it’s fluff

Tesla - 16 up. (You gotta be 16 to drive) Basically the PG 13 to R category. Nothing super explicit.

Apple - NSFW, explicit, violence, but still within the realm of “normal” kink.

Amazon - the “You want it; We got it” of fics. It’s the super kinky shit.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[paxamericana]

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1472257371510652930

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[jellymiens]

[finleycannotdraw]

green day songs like God is DEAD I’m BISEXUAL I smoke WEED I have DEPRESSION I HATE AMERICA I LOVE TEENAGE POTENTIAL I cry over the APOCALYPSE I wear GOTH MAKEUP I’m your girlboy boygirl bestie and I’m NEVER GONNA DIE