You ever walk into a room and see an unattended loaded gun on the table
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You ever walk into a room and see an unattended loaded gun on the table
It's a well known fact that holy water cannot be diluted. You sometimes wonder why the church fathers keep hiring hunters and commissioning inquisitors, instead of just dropping a few vials in the ocean and letting nature itself cleanse the planet of the supernatural.
There is no shortage of holy water in the world. Even in the old days, water only needed to be blessed by a priest to be holy, meaning that for holy water to get to the ocean you needed only a drunk priest with a funny idea.
In modern times, obtaining holy water has never been easier. If youāve ever happened to visit the Vatican, youād know that there is simply a faucet of holy water you can freely take from, not to mention the many many cathedrals that do a similar thing. It is incredibly easy for someone to simply get holy water and pour it into the ocean. Countless people have certainly done it.
The question should not be āwhy would they not do that?ā, as they most certainly have. What the question should be is āwhy didnāt it work?ā
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life:Ā so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
Tell me how you got your scars in the tags
I'm sorry but I don't like you. you're just too cool. it's offensive. i tried.
wait wait wait i wore the shoes with toes on them in middleschool we can still be friends come baaaaaack
hey mr babylon what the flying hell are you talking about "shoes with toes on them"
Were they... comfortable? At all?
Why'd you wear them then?
hamartia!
i have another question. What kind of socks does one wear with these
febreze!
I have a friend who wears socks with toes. Not even with these shoes, just regular shoes and cursed socks under them.
Discworld movie where every character is played by a Muppet except for the only human, Nobby Nobbs,
@comicaurora
So I woke up this morning
And a sand fox was trying to eat our trash
which of the following hasn't happened yet in aurora?
incredibly dangerous magical meltdown solved with the power of hugs
find wizard in ominous cloud of caustic black energy, immediately adopt him
attempt to heal broken bone, grow stomach lining instead
"i know i broke your wrist five minutes ago, but do you wanna be my friend?"
to his dismay, our fearless leader discovers that he needs to sleep sometimes
antichrist is denied entry to the library of dragon jesus due to being an ass
storm turns into dragon, then brought down due to copyright issues
two seperate people in two seperate character development comas simultaneously
seasick former gladiator turns into rock after a fight with jesus
the only way to save him is to send the catboy on a volcano heist
@comicaurora i made the thing
ever seen an emu egg
Weirdly, yes, but only incidentally. When I was a kid, my best friend's dad owned an ostrich farm, and he loved keeping carved shells around his house. His wife wanted some more variety in the shells though, so he set up some kind of deal with a local emu farmer to do tradesies. He was always a little bitter that the trade ratio was something like 5 ostrich eggshells for 3 emu ones. He didn't like the implication that his shells were "inferior."
I'm actually remembering a lot of that guy. He was Jewish, and I remember that he took me and my friend to a diner one time after a sleepover, and offered to eat some bacon if I drank a cup of coffee. I was super Mormon at the time, but I took the bet anyway, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that coffee tastes far worse than it smells. Hadn't been missing out on anything. He ate the bacon and made a big fuss about how terrible of a Jew he was being, but at some point he had to go back to his car to grab something and while he was up my friend pointed out that he didn't actually follow the kosher stuff all that much, what with the amount of ostrich hot dogs that he ate.
Apparently ostriches are like, one of the very few non kosher birds.
He was an enormous man, about 6'6 and a little over 300 lbs. He had a whole ostrich leather phase and it was absolutely incredible. Ostrich leather keeps bumps in it from where the feathers' follicles were, which to ostrich leather people is like, The Whole Point, but to me, it just looked like it was covered in nipples. So if you can imagine a Jewish Andre the Giant walking down the street in a shirt made of hundreds of nipples, you will have experienced some portion of the magic of my childhood.
Actually, ostriches are one of the very many non-kosher birds!
The part of the Old Testament that explains which animals are kosher does not give an explanation as to how you would check if a bird is kosher. In terms of general rules, it only says that birds of prey are never kosher.
Instead, it gives a list of kosher birds. How useful!
Using names that have been lost to time.
This creates the issue that no one actually knows for certain which birds are kosher. Which birds are considered kosher at this point is usually just the birds that Jewish people have historically eaten.
Turkey in particular is an interesting case, being a bird which was not yet discovered at the time of the bibleās writing, and thus not possibly a bird that was historically kosher. However, the first Jewish people who had the opportunity to eat it were of somewhat different traditions (I donāt remember which specifically or where this was) and seeing as Jewish people elsewhere were eating it, the Jewish community at large decided it was probably kosher.
The fact that most birds arenāt kosher isnāt generally common knowledge because we donāt usually eat any birds that arenāt. Beasts have pork as their main example, and no seafood other than the fishiest of fish are kosher, but rarely do humans ever eat non kosher birds.
the ship potential of angua and sally (in "Thud!") is off the charts. and it's not just because they investigate a crime down a mineshaft in their spare time together, naked and antagonistic and bantering the whole time. it's also the fact that angua's approaching "time of the month" seems to come with omegaverse-esque symptoms (i.e. scent sensitivity, possessiveness over partner, being really fucking horny by discworld novel standards). also the bit where sally lets angua know that she noticed that, despite angua claiming that carrot is "hers", deep down angua sees herself as carrot's "good dog". frankly, if you told me right now they have sex which inadvertently snowballs into an orgy involving all the strip club's ladies in the next chapter, i'd see no reason to doubt you.
Iād see precisely one reason to doubt you. And itās that there are no chapters in this book. What do you mean next chapter
don't forget Kendal would canonically be a good impostor in among us
Correct
This is something of a thought experiment in relation to the story like sharks by the incredibly talented @inbabylontheywept, as well as my continuation of it.
Additionally, I am no physicist. What I say here will at most make literary sense. I will pepper in my understanding of actual physics whenever convenient, but I make no promises as to accuracy.
With that being said:
What would happen if you fired a railgun in ftl?
Letās ignore how it happened for now. Letās say the railgun was on a spaceship moving in ftl and fired like a rock thrown out the sunroof of a moving car.
Now, thereās no precedent for something like this happening. Neither is there any theoretical math that could inform such a thing. We may only guess what seems likely. But itās not unreasonable to assume that this would result in a black hole.
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Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up.Ā āWell, hang on, let me get my hat,ā he tells it.
The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of book to which the word ātomeā might properly be applied. Frost forms on its pages from the lingering chill of the void.Ā
The skeleton coughs once and holds the book out to the man sitting on the bed.
WOULD YOU SIGN THIS? it asks. BIG FAN.
Oh this must be reblogged, 10 years later
this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what iām doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isnāt a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for āgreek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocyā
You're failing.
You donāt think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HEāS NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said āOh you think you know? Check this shitā and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
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You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
It just keeps going. Hey op, would like a shovel to dig that grave a little bit faster?
*yelling out from 12 foot hole* NO THANK YOU
I'm personally offended that you didn't mention Hestia, given how many times I've mentioned her on this post alone, as well as the obvious fact that Hestia is Bestiaā¢
Iām absolutely DYING at the mix up between Zeus and Odin. Can you imagine those two switching places?
MAN FUCJING WHATEVER. LIGHTNING BOYS
afaik odin doesn't have lightning powers and the kratos you're thinking of is a video game character who has close to no actual basis in mythology
Also did OP play God of War? Bc you have to kill Ares in the first game. That's how Kratos becomes the God of War. The game was originally named for the revenge quest you have against the antagonist, Ares, the God of War. So. Familiarity with the God of War videogame franchise should inform a person that Kratos is not, in fact, the God of War in the Greek mythological canon.
ā¦.i have not played god of war
Kratos does have a basis in Greek mythology! But by no means a big one. Heās named in the theogony (like everything else in Greek mythology) and is the personification of strength. His main role in the mythos is appearing in the opening scene of Aeschylusā Prometheus bound with his sister bia (force) and forcing Hephaestus to bind Prometheus to his rock. And also bullying Prometheus severely.
the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! NO 10K POST FROM MY MISTAKES
posts that have 10k to me
Every bird enthusiast Iāve ever met has at least one bird they hate with the force of a thousand suns
they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons
they call my dick excalibur. because only the true king of england can pull it from the stone. how did it get in there? uhhhh. wizard probably