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BRIDGERTON + wedding dresses

I’m surprised costuming have not taken the opportunity to make any wildly colourful wedding dresses, because they weren’t automatically white in the regency period. Queen Victoria started that trend

cosmeretrek

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

simoneashley

BRIDGERTON 3x01 "Out of the Shadows"

strombolicious

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

bloodandglittertastessobitter

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

whatevercomestomymind

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

catchymemes

fenrir-kin

Oh my god… the cat can’t move because they have a human on

lindleland

boot’s on the other foot now motherfucker

elierlick

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

jellycreamjammedart

“be quiet” i think the f not

cuteness--overload

No better place to stay warm

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kaity--did

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

kaity--did

Criminal charges

kaity--did

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

pigcatapult

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

kaity--did

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

kaity--did

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

synebluetoo

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

kaity--did

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

cryoverkiltmilk

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

odinsblog

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

angryschnauzer

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

ursulaismymiddlename

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

headspace-hotel

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

bauliya

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

tourmelion

This is the master interpretation

fluffycakesistainted

“I sometimes wonder if the men who reviewed this show as being low stakes didn’t really grasp that for women throughout almost all of human history, social power was often the only power they had, if they had any at all. The question of whom a character ought to marry isn’t just foofy romance—although, let it be clear, foofy romance is ALSO important—it was, for many women, the fulcrum upon which her entire adult life pivoted. So…there’s some stakes for you, if you want them.”

— Jessica Morgan - The Gilded Age Recap: Episode Two, “Money Isn’t Everything” (gofugyourself.com)

melbournecatphin

Men dismissing the realm of women. I am shooketh.

Lol not cause men

#the gilded age #men are stupid

momo-n-appa

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

mostlycatsmostly

that cat is huge

404-alarnia-was-not-found

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

ajd1219

Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.

animentality

oh my god.

I was gonna congratulate you on your panther.

hellenhighwater

You get used to painting with only one hand.

hellenhighwater

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

hellenhighwater

I should clarify for people, since the lighting does not make this super clear--these are two separate cats, Malice (the black one, who shoulders if she is given constant attention) and Vice (the grey one, who can be held but will fidget constantly.) They’re both not yet two years old, and have a long ways to go before they’re on level with their predecessor, Nimitz, the Terror of the Underbrush, who shouldered so well I could do whole sculpting projects and maintain the use of both hands. Git gud, baby cats.