clouds are poofy.

Personal multiple fandom blog. Mostly One Piece, Harry Potter, Hiddles, and other random shits. May contain spoilers. Nothing but my rants are mine! Enjoy your stay! ( ･w･)ﾉ -

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[twitchytyrant]

middle aged men do this too

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[carudamon119]

[segadreamcatcher]

feed him

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

he is deciding

[happifying-things]

[animatedamerican]

what an excellent kaiju

[ruffboi-mags]

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

[skygenders]

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[goattgrrl]

mount dracula

[chaos-storm]

Wouldn’t mind if i do

[jame7t]

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

[jame7t]

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

[petty-revenge-stories]

Shutting down racist co-worker.

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I f*cked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let’s go:

So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af. I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster. He comes to his seat and introduces himself as ‘Evan’. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.

He looks at the name and says ……. “What the f*ck does this say”

I brace myself for the f*ckery like;

Keep reading

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

space is weird

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

thanks nasa

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I spent like 15 hours on this.

[fuckingrecipes]

*impressed slow clap*

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

[rhube]

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

[naamahdarling]

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

[naamahdarling]

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Thank you @naamahdarling for transcribing it! I answered it back before messages were rebloggable so it had to be a screencap.

Bonus link for the awesome person who actually sang it on YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVyZkQIrlYA

[lizclimo]

look for the helpers 

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.