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Cris | she / her | 21 | used to be themaraudersheir, changed username cause i dont support transphobes

[ollyrewind]

let’s be happy together with papa

[shiningredstar20]

Kakashi doing Sakura's hair for her is everything, tbh.

[drleggman]

art by @/virtuno on twt

reposted w/ permission!

[artdoingdan]

I am now a dungeon meshi grocery store au fan account lmao

(These are some sticker designs that I'm gonna be selling at Anime North this weekend 👀)

[flamingopuuuunch]

Fullmetal Alchemist?

[hawkpartys]

this image came to me in a dream

[hawkpartys]

guess

[elbiotipo]

[maidthings]

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

[mirille]

Dr. Viktor Frankenstein:

[reachartwork]

We locked a child in a basement for 30 years to read what ideas it came up with ex nihilo & tabula rasa and it only made derivative slop

[reachartwork]

I raised a child in a lightless cave, then at age 13 I gave them a lamp, pen, and paper, and they just instinctively drew a "cool S" and amateur Kim Possible hentai

[weepingwidar]

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

[appleblocks]

PAINTING, SCROLL BACK UP

[mortimermcmirestinks]

⚠ PAINTING ⚠ ⚠ SCROLL BACK UP ⚠

[bl00dalchemist]

El Narutito....

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[toskarin]

the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

[toskarin]

each of the main three sentences in this post prompted an entirely distinct strain of person to send me death threats when it escaped target audience and that's kind of impressive even by my standards

[harborfreight]

stop the madness no more nose jobs

[thelesbiancitizen-deactivated20]

In bonobo societies, all bonobos frequently engage in sexual contact with other members of the community, regardless of sex. Female bonobos in particular are quite promiscuous with both fellow females and males; thus, bonobo society is matrilineal or matrifocal. Since the patriline of each member is unknown due to female bonobos having many sexual partners, the female bonobos take communal care of their collective young, and the male bonobos take on other community-care roles instead. It is theorized that this leads to lower levels of violent conflict, as opposed to chimpanzee, human, and other primate societies that are patriarchal, since male members of these societies must find ways to identify their offspring which inevitably leads to violent, controlling behavior toward female members as well as violence & competitive behavior toward other males who may pose a threat to their social statuses. Bonobo societies are extremely peaceful in comparison to other primate societies.

The feature musical film Mamma Mia! (2008), directed by Phyllida Lloyd, shows an example of what a matrifocal society, resembling the structure of bonobo society, could look like for humans; where several females care for a child whose exact paternity is unknown, and instead of violence resort to prosocial behavior (joyfully singing and dancing) in order to resolve conflict. In this essay I will attempt to

[fwizard]

[lakevida]

im sorry. who?

[lakevida]

[maxknightley]

hey baby... that health insurance executive assassination has me thinking about how I threw away my shot with you. I know you feel that I gave you subpar treatment, and I'm not trying to deny those claims. still... is there any chance we could be re-United?

[thememedaddy]

[sindri42]

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.

[lentilswitheverything]

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies

[bumblebeebats]

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up

[elibunnn]

my brain has decided to re-obsess with fma for reasons beyond my comprehension