Midnight In Nevermore

Melanie. INFJ. Sagittarius.

[robotsandramblings]

that’s probably 100% exactly why he learned to throw knives

[isayvol-blog]

Bonus

Allura: it’s about damn time you managed to land a hit

[midnightinnevermore]

Keith: I may have done something you told me to never do again.

Shiro: ...

Shiro: That's a very long list.

[eggmacguffin]

vld text post meme bc i still think these are funny

[alpacinoss]

every slytherin aesthetic post ever made: black lipstick, long acrylic nails, winged eyeliner, heavy makeup, bottles of poison, knives, demons, blood, a random gun, someone drowning, someone literally murdering someone else

me:

[prideprejudce]

also,,,,,,every gryffindor aesthetic post: bloody knuckles/hands, dead leaves, fire, hot chocolate, some quote about bravery, a single plaid shirt, anyone who has red hair, another quote about adventure, a lion, dirty combat boots, more dead leaves

[bigtittyschmitty]

every ravenclaw aesthetic: ice, piles of books, shots of cathedral ceilings, hanging lights, blue eyed people, one single dramatic and slightly pretentious smart quote, a swirling staircase, hands with paint all over them, more piles of books, literally all of them have books

[alpacinoss]

hufflepuff: the color yellow. and some sunflowers. that’s literally fucking it.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Why am I laughing so hard

[itsagifnotagif]

I only think of myself in two ways: 

I am the shit

I am a shit

[bled]

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming

[led-leviathan]

But everything changed when the Fire Bears attacked

[gundamlfrith-remade]

it got better

[metadefumaca]

[narcissusroad]

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

[dealanexmachina]

Bonus:

[captainlordauditor]

[thechronicleofshe]

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

[mytamakomysookee]

And that’s how I want you to think of her! That was Carrie!

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I have been failing to get my comics published in the New Yorker for months now. Here are some of my favorite rejects.” - Phil Jones

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

These are fucking amazing what better stuff do they have that they gotta reject these

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[deactivatedalien-deactivated201]

This whole “I’m hot and fuckable but you can’t have me” thing seems counterproductive. I’m referring to things like the SlutWalk and feminists who argue with MRAs like, “So you secretly wish you could fuck me.” Instead of saying that women are objects that you can’t fuck, we should say that women aren’t objects in the first place. I understand that women are currently being viewed as objects, but I’ve seen things like, “Just because someone is making food doesn’t mean you could eat it, and so if a woman hot and sexy and desirable doesn’t mean she’s yours.” But women aren’t food; food is meant to be eaten. We shouldn’t speak out against rape culture with ”women are objects that you can’t have,” but rather, “women aren’t objects altogether.”

[yourfaveisilluminati]

Raised under patriarchy, women are taught to like being objectified.

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

Again, what did Margaret Atwood say about women becoming their own voyeurs, with the Male Gaze firmly planted in our psyches thanks to misogynistic– plus pornographic– socialization.

[chessys]

the quicksand we all thought we were gonna have to face was just a metaphor for depression lads

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

[thetowndrugdealer]

*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

[archivemol]

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

[applecranberry-deactivated20170]

now I do

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the answer to a question i never asked

[atticuos]

@halerogers