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@millie-with-a-y
Hi! Welcome!
mills, milly, or millie
uhhh they/she please? i guess???? i opted out of gender so just. use your judgement
writer. i do not write things as often as i should. i do not finish things as often as i should.
in way too many fandoms. like. wayyyy too many.
come chat with me!
proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)
nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.
like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?
my controversial opinion is I donโt think Zuko was confused by โmy first girlfriend turned into the moonโ
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been โthis day has already been so goddamn weirdโ
The only really new information was that that was Sokkaโs girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say โyeah, I know.โ
Sokka: โMy girlfriend turned into the moon.โ
Zuko: โI know.โ โYes.โ โShe sure did.โ โUh huh.โ โTell me something new.โ โAre we still talking about that?โ โThatโs rough, buddy.โ
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #itโs not that he doesnโt get what sokka means #itโs that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zukoโs part
I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.
I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"
nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia ๐ญ
The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong
It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.
"We may see an anti-pope in our lifetime. I'm so excited."
โ My sister, discussing the new Catholic schism
Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.
The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.
That is the single most insane addition possible and I love it.
the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men
this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told meย โi wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date menโ but guess what โฆ u Dont have to date menย
to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying โgo date women instead!!โ its just sayingโฆ. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happyโฆ u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men
im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst
"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.
how could you leave this in the tags!!!
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
this yearโs prom theme isโฆ *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
And the subject of tonightโs ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea
Calvin and Hobbes - Itโs July Already
ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit
Technically most moss is outside the international space station
Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
Hey so I really appreciate you coming over and helping me edit my college essays, you were totally right, a lifetime of negotiating treaties has made you scary-good at this, but before you head out I need to tell you something. Nono, Iโm not planning on moving away for school, and I still want you to keep coming over to help with my work if you still want to. Itโs just for the past few months Iโve been having these really vivid dreams about the fantasy world you tell me stories about sometimes? And for a while I thought they were just dreams that I was making up based on the stories you told, but I had a dream a few nights ago where we were up late at night together sitting side by side at a desk lit by a werelight and pouring over a piece of paper, trying to negotiate freedom for our captured warriors. Yeah I said โour.โ
And then you came here today and while you were editing you talked about that treaty, the treaty I had dreamed about days ago before you had mentioned it, and it finally hit me that my dreams areโฆ are my memories from that fantasy world, coming back. I think. I Hope. And I donโt know what to do with that, because if Iโm honest I love you even though I shouldnโt, and it doesnโt feel like a love that grew just from sitting with you over calculus, it feels like a love that grew out of knowledge and trust and secrets and time and sacrifice. But I still feel seventeen? And you still look eighteen, even though I know youโre not really, but I just. Thereโs this hole in my heart thatโs been getting bigger and bigger and Iโm pretty sure itโs the space you used to fill, and I miss you even though youโre right here and I was just um. Oh. Yeah, yes please, please you can kiss me if you want, I keep seeing it in my dreams and wanting it so bad andโ hmph!
โBLEGHH it's me, Lord Nekcrozos the Deceiver! At last I have tracked your dastardly portals toโ whoa hey you guys are like, really young. Sorry I was trying to hunt down my nemeses, the two Grand Regents of the federated realms... They'd be, uh, mid-forties? Strong, chivalrous characters? Voices like the first light of dawn, faces kinda.. like... Hang on, are you two their kids?!
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[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]
At a particularly low point during the Rose era, Ilya was up until 4am stalking the location of Shaneโs cottage and then whoops! he paid a fortune to buy the adjoining plot of land.
Once theyโre back together, Ilya has to decide whether to admit to the most insane thing heโs ever done or try to sell property in a country he doesnโt live in without Shane noticing.
shane starts thinking out loud during a trip up there together about whether he should go ahead and try to buy the adjoining lot in case they want to add a guest house one day or just want more privacy and ilya just
