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odysseys-blood

the fairy vs walrus thing has been tried and died by now ofc but seeing this is rly like

yeah no id be way more confused by random walrus encounter

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

fireleaptfromhousetohouse

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

slimetony

I don’t think any poet or author alive could truly put to words the feeling of being “totally fucked and also doomed” the way pjackk posts could

baddywronglegs

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

wanderer-chronicles

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

baddywronglegs

Damn, it sure is huh

zetabrarian

We should do this more on this website.

Person 1: -posts-

Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-

baddywronglegs

I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.

I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.

zeemczed

Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.

fozmeadows

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

e-seal-deactivated20210319

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

hollowtones

thought it comes from caves

hollowtones

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

e-seal-deactivated20210319

easy mistake

hollowtones

ah, nuts

hollowtones

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

e-seal-deactivated20210319

you are thinking of quartz again

hollowtones

snowkissedmonsters

Dionysus has once again sat in a place that is compositionally perfect for a mid century oil painting

snowkissedmonsters

Starting an album on my phone called "Purrfect Compawsition"

snowkissedmonsters

evilwizard

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

evilwizard

WTF are the horses doing

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

evilwizard

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

evilwizard

STOP

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.