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@mirrobs
the fairy vs walrus thing has been tried and died by now ofc but seeing this is rly like
yeah no id be way more confused by random walrus encounter
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
I don’t think any poet or author alive could truly put to words the feeling of being “totally fucked and also doomed” the way pjackk posts could
Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?
Yes.
[tumblr] is a flat circle.
Damn, it sure is huh
We should do this more on this website.
Person 1: -posts-
Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-
I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.
I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.
Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.
"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.
Where does lasagna come from?
Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast
thought it comes from caves
am i thinking of QUARTZ again
easy mistake
ah, nuts
(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)
you are thinking of quartz again
Dionysus has once again sat in a place that is compositionally perfect for a mid century oil painting
Starting an album on my phone called "Purrfect Compawsition"
Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD
🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…
WTF are the horses doing
i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves
WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??
i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk
STOP
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
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Fixed it.
Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?
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This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
notice how everyone is horny today
it's still about 11 hours away, but may I request "pre"-release blessings for Gundam tonight? I want me that alt art Suletta.
I don't even play the Gundam TCG and I want that Suletta, it's so fucking cutes!!!!
Manifesting this for you!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Oh thats gonna cost way too much for a game i dont play, isn't it
A small price to pay for Space Wives
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that's really cool, personally I don't give strangers false information and then get mad at them for believing me
Oh, this one's going in the back pocket