Sons Of Anarchy

I’m gonna make Sons of Anarchy shitposts, what’s up.

[miscellaneouslover]

The Ponytail Killer

HOLY SHIT

TO WHOEVER WATCHES BIG MOUTH READ THIS:

WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE PONYTAIL KILLER IS RIGHT????

WELL I THINK I’VE FIGURED IT OUT.

IN SEASON 2 EPISODE 3 ANDREW GOES TO HIS RABBI TO TALK ABOUT SHAME

THE RABBI GOES OFF TOPIC AND TALKS ABOUT A MAN NAMED LEORE WHOS GOING ONTO THE JEWISH VERSION OF SHARK TANK TO TRY AND MAKE MONEY OFF OF WIGS FOR RELIGIOUS DOGS

THEN IT GOT ALL DARK BC HE TOLD ANDREW TO BE WEARY IF HE EVER GOES NEAR LEORE AND TO BRING A FRIEND.

DOES THIS MEAN THE PONYTAIL KILLER TAKES THE PONYTAILS OF HIS VICTIMS TO MAKE THE WIGS? I THINK YES

[miscellaneouslover]

BEFORE WE FORGET THERE WAS ALSO A DEAD BODY FOUND BY JESSI AND JAY AT THE SYNAGOGUE

[miscellaneouslover]

I was right.

[miscellaneouslover]

tw: sa assault mention!

one thing thats super underrated with caputo and figueroa is how they both baby the inmates in their own way b/c they’re human and they know the inmates deserve better care. caputo’s obviously way more obvious with the way he fought for taystee, fought to get the girls a decent education program, and leaked sophia’s condition so her wife could properly fight the MCC to get her out of seg. figueroa was much more subtle about it. in the second season when she snaps at taystee for expecting a job out of job fair seemingly regrets taking her anger out on her (at the time she was stressed out about a reporter looking into the funds of the prison) and tries to satiate her by promising money in her commissary. and, of course, when she comes to the MCC’s detention center she gives up her own chances at having a baby by giving one of the girls a pill necessary to induce a miscarriage bc she couldn’t stand the thought of her having to carry her attacker’s baby to term. these two were really meant for each other.

[miscellaneouslover]

jada pinkett smith talks a lot of mess about will and his movies like her two most memorable films dont involve her being the first to die and the other is a fucking talking hippo

[miscellaneouslover]

stranger things 5 but it’s just jonathan discreetly hiding a gun every time mike turns to look at him

[miscellaneouslover]

Juice: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Chibs: No, I distinctly said “Juice, don’t lick the swing set.” You said “Don’t tell me what to do.” And then you licked the swing set.

[miscellaneouslover]

Tig: Yeah, he asked me if he could have Juice for a fiver and I told him no fucking way

Jax: What? When did that happen.

Tig: Like five minutes ago, is Subway still having that five dollar foot long deal going?

[miscellaneouslover]

idk but i think it was mutt that robbed rose apothecary

[miscellaneouslover]

harry sobbing through his best man speech at the romione wedding and yelling at hermione for stealing his wheezy. ron consoles him and hermione’s downing five wine glasses

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[miscellaneouslover]

Edward and Emmett sleeping in the same room for the first time

Edward: Hey, you awake?

Emmett: Yeah

Edward: I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad.

Emmett: Well, that’s fine! ‘Cause guess what? I hate you, too. And this house sucks ass

Edward: Well the only reason you’re living here is because Rosalie finds you really hot and decided she wants to bang you. Me and my dad said we’d deal with the dumbass in the mean time

Emmett: Who’s the dumbass?

Edward: You

Emmett: HEY, YOU DON’T SAY THAT!

Edward: Shh! You’re gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded!

Emmett: Just shut up!

Edward: You and Rosalie are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors

Emmett: You’re not a doctor...you’re a pale white curly headed fuck

Edward: Oh, yeah?

Emmett: Yeah

Edward: I’m a curly headed fuck

Emmett: You better not go to sleep because as soon as you close your eyes I’m gonna punch you square in the face

Edward: I hope you stay still when you sleep because I’m gonna put a rat trap between your legs

Emmett: I’m gonna fill a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you

Edward: I want you out of my fucking house

Emmett: No way...this is my house now

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[miscellaneouslover]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME TO EAT SOAP AS A BEDTIME SNACK I DONT UNDE

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[diadrawz]

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

[pansypr3p]

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

[newmainolddead]

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

[trekkienatural]

Fuck you but you’re right

[fandom-ed]

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

[blue00phoenix]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[miscellaneouslover]

The only reunion between Daryl and Connie I can see is her just suddenly appearing and him watching her, transfixed for a moment. It takes Kelly, Yumiko, Magna, and Luke to run up and pull her in a tight hug to run over and gather her up in his arms. He won’t say anything. He doesn’t need to. 🥰

[lesbiansassemble]

reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for 

[miscellaneouslover]

Rule #1 in The Walking Dead: If Michonne or Daryl do not trust someone or the situation, they’re probably right

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

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