Personal Dreamscape

[eros-heartache]

i would like to submit this proposal to the counsel for review

[miss-von-bat]

#thank God I'm not the only one that had this thought

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[birdwafflecereal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame in case you still don’t have this one

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

Reblogging for June 22, aka Summerween

[iceslushii]

Happy Summerween!!!

[magneticduolovingpower]

I just found out that Rise of the TMNT is leaving Netflix on June 1st!!! I’m getting really nervous and worried! How can we prove that we want more Rise of the TMNT seasons if it’s being removed ?! We still have Paramount Plus and possibly Prime Video! I’m buying it off of there ASAP! They better not remove it from those other apps too! After hearing this, i can’t stress this enough! WE CANNOT GIVE UP! Stream Rise as much as you can on the other streaming services! I can’t yell any louder! Keep streaming so we can get our show back! I’ve noticed they been removing Netflix originals and they better not remove The Rise movie anytime soon! It may happen, but we won’t stand for it! Netflix original movies have been able to buy off of Prime Video and The Rise movie has to make it there eventually! It just has to! @zee-rambles I hope you still do those floodgates again after this! We need to show them that we’re not giving up and that we want Rise back! Everyone, stream Rise on paramount plus! Buy if off of Prime Video! We can’t make them think we given up! WE WANT RISE BACK! FIGHT ANS STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN! @nickelodeon @netflix please bring back more seasons of Rise of the TMNT! @andysuriano please heal the Rise turtles!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[writtengriffin]

[charitydingle]

魔女の宅急便 / Kiki’s Delivery Service 1989, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[casarole76]

[largishcat]

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

[menaceanon]

I know I just reblogged this but I think the really important takeaway here is that this techbro is not genuinely asking “how can we improve fanfiction?” What he’s asking is “how can we tap into this massive market?”

I keep thinking about how many of these chat bots are free—for now. And of course they are! It’s a classic marketing technique when you’re trying to get your foot in the door with a novel product: let folks use it, let them get used to it, then start charging for it. You don’t have to look any further than streaming to see a very recent example of how this happens.

And it’s going to happen with AI.

There’s nothing these assholes love more than making money off of other people’s hard work. But you can’t legally charge for fanfic! So how do you get around that? You charge for a chat bot (which you trained on other people’s fanfic). You can’t charge for the content, but you can charge for the thing that produces the content.

AI is theft, and there are a whooooole lot of people gleefully looking to make a buck off of our hard work.

Don’t use AI, don’t feed AI your favorite fic writers’ and artists’ work, don’t read AI fic, don’t engage with it. And if you do, well, I can’t force you to give a shit about other people, but AI is a paywall being built, brick by brick, between you and the things you love. Stop slathering on the mortar.

[jonjos-library]

👆👆👆

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[vaspider]

I am going to pause and point out that the assumption that gloves are a bad thing is not good, and the safe sex campaigners of the 80s and 90s are crying. “No glove, no love” isn’t just a euphemism referring to condoms, it does also literally mean gloves!

“Safe sex” includes fingering, my friends! While it is lower-risk, it isn’t zero-risk, and gloves should not be stigmatized.

Okay, that’s all, let’s go back to making fun of this woman’s Kreuger Kitty Killers.

[mayasaura]

Thick dish gloves is insane tho. Nitrile or latex exam gloves, all the way. Cookie Cutter up there can pad the tips with bits of cotton ball

Stay safe, have fun, don’t get herpes

[once-a-polecat]

Seriously y'all, if thick dish gloves your kink, get out of here with that shit. Nails like that have a substantial chance of ripping the thinner gloves used for safer sex.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[anatawahitorijanai]

Yeah I’m two days late but don’t worry about it

[anatawahitorijanai]

It’s that time of year again

[anatawahitorijanai]

It comes around, it comes around, and it comes around and around again…

[zainnnnnnnn3616]

Me on weekends