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i think at a certain point shane would start getting seriously annoyed at the seemingly widespread idea that he's somehow supposed to be "controlling" ilya. maybe it starts off as a lighthearted joke with the way some of their friends will glance at him in anticipation when ilya says something particularly asshole-y like they expect him to tell ilya off. and at the beginning maybe shane somewhat gets it (but really though, he doesn't) because yeah it's his reputation in the league and maybe the rivalry plays a part in it too, especially for people who've never gotten to know him, but eventually, it just starts pissing him off
they're at the kingfisher after a game in new york and scott and some of the other admirals are there along with a majority of the cens and they're all having a good time. ilya and some random admirals player are chirping each other and ilya says something a little mean in the asshole way he does with a small tilt of his lips. and shane can suddenly feel eyes on him from scott and carter and troy and various other players, and for a second he doesn't get it. he doesn't get it, until all he does is snort in response, because well, it was true and also pretty funny and ilya really is the funniest person he knows, okay, and ilya nudges him with a small smile when he hears it, but then the stares slowly morph into something like confused gapes, and all of a sudden, he gets it. it's not the first time it happens and it definitely won't be the last, but shane starts noticing it a lot more and it continues to piss. him. the. fuck. off.
hayden giving him an expectant glance when ilya is half-yelling and groaning with a few cens in the bar at the soccer game on tv, like shane is for some reason gonna tell him to quiet down. scott giving him a quick side-eye when ilya chirps about his age on the ice, like shane is gonna tell him to stop; like he doesn't find the multiple layers to ilya's chirps to scott genuinely impressive, like he doesn't find it amusing. evan, though to his credit he was mostly joking, making a sly comment about shane needing to hold ilya back from fighting during a game, like shane would do that when ilya is well-fucking-aware of when to pick fights and when not to because he is the second-best hockey player in the league; like shane doesn't also find it unbearably hot when ilya has a little blood on his knuckles and dripping down the corner of his lips as he calls out mean little quips at the other team with a smirk on his face
because the thing about their relationship is that shane is undeniably attracted to ilya being an asshole. he thinks it's funny. it almost definitely also turns him on. and he likes when ilya is mean and smug and rowdy and a little shit. he likes when ilya is an asshole to him because that's their banter and their foreplay. he likes when ilya is an asshole to other people because he pretty much always thinks what ilya says is hilarious. (plus it's the fact that shane is also an asshole; it's just that ilya says it out loud more often than he does)
and so the thing about their relationship that, for some fucking reason, other people don't get is that shane, from the very beginning, has always and will continue to like when ilya is an asshole. and yes, they're married (shane also thinks some people seem to forget this, because why would shane marry ilya if he truly doesn't like ilya's personality. he thinks other people are a little stupid sometimes.) but they're also best friends and bond over being the best at what they do and how competitive they are and that they're both a little bitchy at times
long story short, i think that at some point during the first season of them playing together, all of the cens (and various other friends/players) eventually learn, as shane continues to not react the way they expect him to, that shane is THE biggest ilya enabler. he won't tell ilya off or nag him, but is actually probably standing a little off to the side with a tiny little smirk on his lips and hearts (and a little heat) in his eyes as he watches his husband
I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.
Imagine how difficult of an adjustment it will be for Shane and Ilya to not only be on the same team but to never actually share the ice (except on the power play). They're stuck watching their man be far and away the best player out there without the distraction of being mid-play themselves and they've lost their outlet for channelling all of their sexual tension into something reasonably acceptable for audiences. Imagine the fan edits of them just sitting on the bench, chewing on their mouthguard, while shooting obvious fuck-me-eyes at the other. Ilya's urge to check Shane into the boards is unreasonable. As soon as Shane gets on the ice he shoots off like a bat out of hell to burn off his excess energy. They can't even fucking look at each other in the locker room. As soon as they're home Ilya is throwing Shane up against the wall as hard as he would have done if they were both wearing pads. Those first few months they both acquire more bruises off the ice than on it.
This is canon to me now.
In all seriousness, though, OP is right. They play the same position: centre. Which means Ilya will be the first line centre in Ottawa and Shane the second line centre. And no, itâs not a demotion for Shane. If you have arguably the two best centres in the league on different lines, the opposing defencemen and goalies can NEVER rest. The offensive threat is relentless.
On most hockey teams, the strongest offensive players are on the first line. Which means when the second lineâs shift starts, these players arenât as good. But when the second line centre is Shane motherfucking Hollander, you donât get a rest. You never get a chance to catch your breath.
Particularly when your first line centre and second line centre are competitive with each other. You just know theyâll be pushing the wingers on their respective lines relentlessly because each of them wants to outdo his husbandâs line. For bragging rights or better sex or whatever.
Every team in the league will hate playing against Ottawa, and be bitter at Montreal for fumbling Shane. Because they effectively have two first offensive lines, and thatâs very difficult to play against.
As for facing both of them on the power play, thatâs the nightmare of every goalie in the league. Wyatt Hayes is the happiest man alive, knowing theyâre both on HIS team now! He never has to defend his net against either of these assholes ever again. Except during practices, of course. Not during actual games.
AU where Cliff and Ilya used to hookup. There were never any romantic feelings. Theyâre just besties that would occasionally hookup. When Ilya and Shane marry, Cliff makes a joke to Shane about how he has to find him a replacement since he took Ilya. Cliff only meant it as a joke but Shane took it seriously. A few weeks later, Cliff gets this text: âHey! This is JJ. I got your number from Ilya. Shane said you were looking for a roster replacementđâ
After they hookup for the first time, Cliff sends a thank you text to Shane and promises to get him a gift, and then tells Ilya that JJ is so much better in bed. âI saw God, Ilya. He made me see God.â
âYou saw a demon.â
âWhatever it was, I saw it and I liked it. Now, would Shane prefer flowers or a gift basket?â
every time i see those posts like âwhat food from a show did YOU always wanna tryâ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
Hello OP, i donât have anyway to prove this is the same recipe they make in the shows but i make this to calm my inner kid from wanting the fictional soup:
300gr bacon, beef or chicken. A meat of your choice. These go specially well. I prefer chicken tights. Diced
1 medium onion, diced.
Garlic minced (i used 2-4 pieces depending on size)
300gr carrot, cleaned, peeled and diced.
3 sticks of celery, washed and diced.
800gr potato. Washed, peeled diced in quarters.
1 head of broccoli.
8 cups of stock of your preference. I recommend using the bones of the beef or chicken, but veggies stock works too for a vegetarian or vegan version.
3 tablespoons all purpose flour.
1 cup whole milk. (Almond or rice milk work fine for a vegan option)
œ cup heavy cream. (Skip it for a vegan option)
Salt and black pepper to taste.
œ teaspoon paprika, use the spicy one to get the warmth up a notch in winter.
1 tablespoon fresh chopped coriander. Optional.
1 cup diced gouda or manchego cheese. Optional but really ties all together.
Make sure you have all your ingredients ready and at hand for this one to make sure it comes out nice and tasty!!!
In a pot put water and the bones to prepare your stock (chicken, beef, veggie) You can use premade or bouillon cubes, just make sure its 8 cups worth of broth. In a different pot boil the potatoes until soft.
In a big pot put some butter or olive oil to fry the onion, when it turns a little transparent add the garlic, move constantly.
Add the celery and diced carrots, moving constantly.
The carrot will get a little brighter in color, add the diced meat. Salt and pepper to your taste.
Meanwhile, blend the potatoes with enough stock so your blender wont have trouble blending. If you have a food processor, itâll be easier.
Ad the remaining stock to you big pot with the veggies and meat, add the broccoli chopped in bite size pieces. Add the paprika and taste for salt and pepper. Let over a medium fire for 10 min.
Separate 3 tbsp of the stock to mix with the flour, set aside. This will be a thickening agent.
Pour the potato mix on the big pot, move to integrate and taste for salt and pepper.
Add the milk and heavy cream. Move with a laddle. Have a final taste and let over low fire for 5 min.
Serve hot and decorate with a pinch of coriander and some cubes of cheese.
ENJOY!
Notes:
I personally prefer to use chicken, love how it goes with potatoes and veggies. Also the tight is very tender and flavorful. With beef you have to be careful not to overcook it or itâll get gummy and hard to bite, so make adjustments.
VEGAN: could also skip the meat, cheese and heavy cream for a vegan option.
I make it for my younger sister and she loves it. Instead of meat i add some diced, toasted nuts when served. Cashew, pecan and pistachios work nicely.
Youâll have to use 5 tbsp of flour to thicken up the broth a tid bit more without the heavy cream but you can still use a vegan milk.
You can totally skip the coriander, but it adds another dept of flavor.
Do try it with the cheese tho, i promise itâs GODLY. Gouda and manchego are my fave, the melt nicely and have a strong after taste, but i guess any cheese that melts could work.
Finally, if you are like me and like spicy food you can add chopped chili. Serrano and arbol chiles are my go toâs, freshly chopped sprinkled just after serving my bowl.
Hope y'all give it a try and if you have any doubts do ask!
Provecho!
this is literally the best addition iâve ever gotten to any of my posts thank you so much
Hey I tried this recipe out and I can confirm that it tastes heavenly!!
Can confirm this soup is absolutely divine!
Substituted spinach for broccoli because my partner is not a fan of the latter and used chicken and bacon. Gonna try it again with a nice Italian sausage in place of the chicken next time.
au where Hayden doesnât figure it out and JJ still identifies that Shane is down bad for Rozanov, but since heâs spent so much time identifying potential dudes for his friend to date he does notice Ilya is down equally bad for Shane. he shares this with Hayden, and the two of them embark on mission Set Up Shane With Rozanov, except when they try out their first (and only) action plan (after they play Boston, JJ says in his best casual voice, âI think Rozanov has a thing for you, letâs invite him to drinks.â) Shane basically starts hyperventilating and goes, âWE ARE PLATONIC CHARITY RUNNING FRIENDS I CANT EVEN HEAR YOU OVER THE SPUND OF OUR STRICTLY PLATONIC CHARITY RUNNING FRIENDSHIP. Also Iâm gonna go hang out with Boston Lily for the rest of the night. And JJ and Hayden are both like, man itâs so sad and kinda fucled that heâs forcing himself to be with Boston Lily when heâs gay and ok love with Ilya Rozanov. But thatâs their guy and they want him to be happy so they put their heads together and finally decide that Shane must be terrified of doing anything about his crush because of how bad the backlash will be. Like, sure, Hunterâs out, but heâs the only one, and itâs not like the backlash there hasnât been horrible. And hunterâs not even dating another hockey player. Shane and Rozanov would be the only hockey player couple in the league, and theyâre both under enough pressure as is. Obviously they neither of them can make a move. That would be insane. And then Hayden goes, well, what if there was another couple. They consider fake dating each other for about two minutes before determining that Hayden is way too married to anyone to believe it, and besides, it would be better to get a cross-team relationship going so thereâs a precedent for Shane getting with Rozanov. And so the two of them are now whispering after every game, talking about whether so and so seems like they would be chill. And then they play Boston, and theyâre having their whisper conference outside when Cliff Marleau comes up to the two of them and goes, hello, Cliff here, meaning to subtly find out if they happen to know it Shane might by any chance like men and if he does if he might like annoying Russian hockey playing men on account of Cliffâs Friend is Down Bad, and JJ and Hayden immediate turn to him, turn to each other and go, him. And thatâs how JJ Boiziau and Cliff Marleau end up in the worlds dumbest fake relationship.
Headcanon that baby Shane has a slight accent when speaking English, and it's for a super unexpected reason.
A few weeks post-partum, Yuna decided that their son should be bilingual. Yuna speaks to Shane in Japanese, and David speaks to him in French. Baby Shane catches on extremely quickly.
It isnât until baby Shane is enrolled in daycare that the staff notices he has a hard time following directions and making friends.
Yuna and David find it hard to believe. At home, baby Shane is speaking two languages and actively translating between French and Japanese. Itâs not until a few weeks later that Yuna comes to the realization.
âDavid,â she calls from the kitchen after hearing David read Shane a book in French. âDid we ever formally teach this kid English?â
And David is sitting there stunned, because no, no, they did not. Sure, David and Yuna spoke to each other in English, and to their friends and family in English when they visited the house, but they never spoke to Shane in English.
They enroll Shane in an English as a Second Language class (which really should be called English as a third language, in this case). Shane eventually catches up and becomes somewhat fluent in English, but he has this slight hybrid Euro-Asian accent when he speaks it.
*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
âI donât do math because Iâm gayâ âthe gays canât do mathâ âIf I explain math on tumblr Iâll lose my gay cardâ all of you apologize to Alan Turing right nowÂ
The â+â in LGBTQ+ is for math.
Itâs literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I donât have anything to give you though
It was simple addition, really.
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my dead wife. the ad free internet
watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003
Ilya never gets dementia. He worries about it, with his genetic predisposition and his frequent head injuries. But he never gets it.
His brother does.
His brother calls him, forgetting that Ilya went no-contact with him. Ilya's silent on the phone, listening to Alexei's wife softly explain it to him and take the phone.
He texts Ilya, asking when where he is. Asking who he's playing next game.
Ilya's been retired for over 20 years.
He knows Shane wants to say something, but he never does. He's just quietly supportive.
One day, it's Alexei's wife that calls him. She apologizes for calling. She tells him Alexei doesn't remember her anymore. Or their daughter. He only asks about Ilya and their parents. She offers to delete Ilya's number from his phone.
Ilya declines.
After that, he starts answering the phone. And talking.
Alexei asks where he is. Ilya tells him he's coming home soon. That seems to make Alexei happy.
Alexei asks who Ilya is playing. Ilya says Montreal. Alexei tells him to win or papa will be angry.
Alexei tells him mama made him soup. Ilya tells him that was his daughter. Alexei laughs, he doesn't have a daughter.
He doesn't remember how cruel he was to Ilya. He doesn't remember how much he loved drugs and drinking.
He was so much like Ilya's Alexei, before he started taking after their father. Before he let his anger at their mother consume him. Before he caught Ilya and Sasha and allowed his fear for his little brother to turn into anger and disgust.
One day Ilya offers his wife, Natalia, to have them visit. Their daughter has visited more than once, even stayed with them for a summer after high school. His and Shane's kids tried to teach her hockey.
Natalia regretfully tells him Alexei is not well enough to travel.
Ilya can't travel to them, not while he's married to Shane.
But their phone calls are enough.
About once a week, he gets to speak to a version of his brother than he had dearly missed. He gets to talk about his mama like she's still live, not dead for over 50 years. He gets to talk about the rink he and Alexei used to play hockey at. To talk about the stray cat he and Alexei once hid in their bedroom for a week.
He finds himself looking forward to the phone calls.
And dearly missing when they end.
Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and heâs caught on a mic later that week saying I didnât realize it wasnât the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY
shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Temporary Character Death, sort of. not really? Donât Worry About It, Established Relationship, Virginity Kink, Dacryphilia, Multiple Orgasms, Sexual Overstimulation, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Smut Summary:
Shane says, âYou donât wanna go raw?â
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
âWhat?â
âDo you want me to commit a felony?â
âI think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.â
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
âOw, ow, Ilya, stop that-â
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever afterâuntil the plane theyâre in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
my good friend @disastermovie has written what I believe is perhaps the best time travel fic this fandom will ever have to offer, and you should read it