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Decapod of the day: Tozeuma carolinense | Arrow Shrimp
oh my god
im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian
⚠️ TUMBLR SCAM WARNING!!! ⚠️
Just a heads up in case anyone else receives a similar message.
I was recently contacted by someone claiming they had mistakenly reported my account because they believed I was involved in a scam. They later shared a screenshot of what appeared to be a Tumblr support email featuring my username and profile picture.
After looking into it and contacting Tumblr Support, this appears to be a known phishing scam that Tumblr is already aware of.
The scam may involve:
Someone claiming they accidentally reported your account
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If you receive a message like this, please be cautious and do not provide your login information or contact unofficial support accounts.
In my case, another mutual received the exact same message from the same user, which suggests the account may have been compromised and is being used to spread the scam.
If you're unsure whether a message is legitimate, contact Tumblr Support directly through official channels.
Please reblog even if this hasn't happened to you. A mutual and I encountered the same scam account, so there are likely more people receiving these messages.
Please reblog to help spread awareness. Stay safe, everyone. ❤️
is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs
WE'RE ON TUMBLR! BLEED YOUR HEART OUT!
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply
this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.
you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.
This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND
type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults
ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!
Monster Ecologies: Nibelsnarf
Entry 46 - Nibelsnarf
Name: Nibelsnarf
Aliases: Lurking Mouth Wyvern, Hapurubokka, Nibel
Classification: Reptile, Leviathan
Biology: A strange monster with little relation to many others in its classification, Nibelsnarfs are desert-dwelling Leviathans. They are easily identified by their flat bodies and gigantic mouths in relation to their body size. They possess a yellowish-brown shell across the tops of their bodies, with the rest being covered in navy scales. Peculiarly, their underbelly is vibrantly decorated in bright colours. This is believed to intimidate any opponents that may uproot it from the sand during battle, giving it a vital moment to recover. Numerous adaptations help Nibelsnarfs to thrive in their sandy environment, such as shovel-like limbs to aid in digging, highly advanced hearing and eyes on the top of their heads to more easily navigate the dunes, high water retention due to internal fluids, and gill-like organs to filter out sand and other debris that enters the monster's mouth. Some of this sand and debris is instead swallowed and stored in a specially evolved organ. The monster can layer eject the contents of this organ alongside large amounts of air through their gills, useful for both getting rid of irritants and creating a spray that can deter intruders into its personal space.
Behaviour: As to be expected from their somewhat doofy appearance, Nibelsnarfs are simple-minded monsters. Their average day consists of patrolling their territory looking for something to eat, with not much variation to speak off. It only attacks other monsters if it sees them as possible food, rather than a potential threat to its territory. However, due to their gluttonus behaviour, almost anything that enters its territory is considered a potential meal. They are also more prone to conflict with humans either living in or passing through deserts, as they are more prone to attacking caravans than most other monsters that share their habitat. Nibelsnarf habitats can often be recognised by sand “casts” that match the shape of the monster’s shell, formed when the monster camouflages itself as a sand dune above ground.
Habitat: Nibelsnarfs are exclusively desert-dwelling monsters that require massive amounts of sand in order to hunt and maneuver properly. Some Hunters have even known to use the phrase “Nibelsnarf out of sand” as an alternative to “Fish out of water”. The species is also rather wide-spread, being found in numerous deserts throughout the Old World. However, on extremely rare cases, there have been accounts of particularly strong Nibelsnarfs managing to dig their way through solid rock, which in turn widens their habitat range. These more exotic Nibelsnarf have even been known to inhabit the entire opposite of their usual biome in cold tundra environments.
Diet: Nibelsnarf are exclusively carnivores and are known to be quite the gluttons, eating anything they can fit in their massive mouths. It’s diet mostly consists of small monsters such as Apceros, Rhenoplos, Hermitaurs, Delex, Genprey, Jaggis and Cephalos. On occasion they may go after larger monsters such as Great Jaggi, Gendrome, Volvidon, Qurupeco or even Barroth that spend too much time out on the open dunes. Sometimes Nibelsnarfs will bite off more than they can chew however, as attempts to feed on the young of more aggressive monsters like Sand Barioth, Rathian, Rust Duramboros, and the Blos wyverns often lead to rather disastrous results once the parents fight back. For a similar reason, Nibelsnarf will often refrain from including adults of such higher tier species on their menus, as the damage they could inflict to the Leviathan would outweigh the potential meal.
Attack Method: Other than the occasional tail slap, body slam and sand expulsion, the attack method of Nibelsnarfs consists almost entirely of biting. As Nibelsnarf are primarily ambush predators, they do not have as more intricately developed fighting adaptations as many other monsters. Despite being incredibly simple however, the tactic works wonders thanks to the monsters massive maw lined with razor-sharp teeth and possessing immense jaw strength. Utilising its excellent burrowing skills, it swims through the sand with biting breaches and gnashing charges in order to crunch and bite its opponents to shreds. It is often blind during these charges however, so many Hunters can trick the Leviathan into eating Barrel Bombs by placing them in its charging path. These explosives will then detonate in its mouth, stunning the monster out of the sand and allowing an opportune moment to attack it in turn.
Place in the Food Chain: In the many deserts where Nibelsnarfs can be found, they always occupy a spot around the middle of the food chain. While they indeed prey on numerous monsters both smaller than them and around the same size, they in turn have to be wary of larger creatures such as the Blos wyverns, Sand Barioth or Rust Duramboros that can more easily fight them off. The fact that the Leviathan has a habit of trying to eat their young despite this often results in the monster having just as many wounded retreats as successful hunts. On the other hand, all Nibelsnard needs is one good ambush in order to catch many monsters by surprise and drag them under the sand for consumption.
This has been a report on the Nibelsnarf. Thank you for reading.
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i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart
sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now
The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.
@yogsothoththekeyandthegate LITERALLYYY
my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc
the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.
also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3
happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3
More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
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This is mine
life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy
still being active on tumblr is camp
this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates
i'll outlive everything you love