Donāt give up. We can beat them! The kinder they are the harder they fall.
Puki, be honest with me... Are we the baddies?
Whatever
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Donāt give up. We can beat them! The kinder they are the harder they fall.
Puki, be honest with me... Are we the baddies?
Whatever
I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This stupid exchange
between friends has become a
cultural icon.
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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. IāD BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. āOH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?ā
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
Iāve only seen this post in screenshots
Iām very surprised this post hasnāt broken a million.
Thereās a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.
So the vehicle version of you?
I am not as big
Bro is petite
I am not 4 tons
Bro is tiny.
I am just not 4 tons
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
something just happened to half of it
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves Iāve ever seen
feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture
I find it weird, actually, that today it's more common to have sex with casual acquaintances you meet on the Hookup App than to have sex with people you already know and like and have fun with. and how if two friends have sex, there's an assumption there must be underlying romantic feelings. because apparently casual non-romantic sex is fine, but only with people you don't already like and care about?
I feel like the hippies and people who lived through the Free Love movement would be rightfully disappointed at us for these made-up lines we're drawing between Sex/Romance and (gasp!) Friendship. shockingly, it's fine to have casual sex with people you enjoy hanging out with and do not want to date. fun and healthy even!
Ahhh... i dunno why but this feels like a result of purity culture.
Where 2 concepts clash:
You can have sex outside of marriage
But also sex is bad and you shouldn't do it.
It's not actually okay to have sex and it's shameful to do it and it'll taint your relationships if they know about it.
But also sex isn't bad and be free to do it whenever you want!
That turns into:
You can have sex but it's bad for your relationships.
So it's okay to have sex only if you're either planning to Marry them or Never seeing them again.
HUH.... Society really fucked us on this one (and not in the fun kinky way ā¹ļø)
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Someone saying this post is a must reblog
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sentence with the right
number of syllables for
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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesnāt do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
@ellakas
Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but thereās no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilboās next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? Iām not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years likeĀ āMr Baggins⦠blease⦠itās been 10 years⦠he was eleventy-one⦠can we fill out his death certificate yetā and Frodo was likeĀ āabsolutely notā.
Early on he genuinely couldnāt bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrateās office than anything else.
I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they havenāt gotten round to it just yet.
Iām upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.
I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. Heād love that.
a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being likeĀ āthanks to a loophole in hobbit law heās technically still alive todayā
a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warningĀ
Alternatively: the laws for declaring somebody dead if theyāre missing for long enough are still in place, but the magistrates are just refusing to enforce them in this particular case.
After all, last time they declared Bilbo Baggins deadā which involved filling out all the paperwork necessary to declare somebody dead without a bodyā he had the rudeness to show up again, forcing them to do a lot more paperwork, and this time with an indignant Bilbo having a go at them while they did it.
As a result, the magistrates have decided that theyāre not going to declare Bilbo Baggins dead a second time unless they have a body, a coroners reprt explaining the cause of death, and a three day wake to make sure that he doesnāt get up and walk away again.
Centuries later, hobbit parents tell their children that Mad Baggins is forever gone from the shireā at least until the day when somebody is stupid enough to declare him legally dead, at which point legend states that he will immediately come marching back, demanding an explanation.
i love the implication that its considered rude in hobbit society to show up alive after being declared dead
Two hundred years later the inheritance drama over Bag End is still going strong. The Sackville-Bagginses insist that even if Bilbo isnāt legally dead, heās clearly abandoned the property; those responsible for overseeing the affair respond by pointing out that, as itās well known that Bilbo Baggins could turn invisible, they canāt be sure heās not still in the building.
Hereās the canon version:
It became a fireside-story for young hobbits; and eventually Mad Baggins, who used to vanish with a bang and a flash and reappear with bags of jewels and gold, became a favourite character of legend and lived on long after all the true events were forgotten.
Once thatās become established as A Possibility (no matter how unlikely), all bets are off and Common Sense has not only left the building but is under a table in the Green Dragon, as pissed as a newt.
Is the plural of clitoris clitorises or clitori
1. Clitorises is correct, as it utilizes the standard English plural.
2. Clitori is INCORRECT. The -i plural comes from Latin; however, it's only (usually) used when the word ends in -us. (See also penis/penes).
Clitoris, though, comes from the Greek, and so has a different declension. The correct Greek plural for the word would be clidorides. (See also octopus/octopodes).
Thank you. give it up for clidorides everybody ššæššæ
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Donald J. Trump if you breath I'm going to shove two bricks up your flappy ass
No, Mr. Horse, donāt worry, I certainly donāt have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know youāre not supposed to be in this hospital, but if youāll just follow me down this corridorāno, thatās not blood on the floor, itās color theory, Iāll explain it laterāI can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machineā
I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me
we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copperā
hnnnnngg Iām trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse
yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS
āEeby Deebyā is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan
my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse
i'm ever given; i plink the horse
Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.
Historians are
going to have to explain
this culture someday.
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Is it true you are the one causing climate change?
Yeah. But itās fine because Iām bored.
Stop calling me taylor swift