you look like somebody from the car wash!

miila | they/them | 30

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

(x)

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

weird and wounded

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

i fear i wont survive this tour

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[queenrhaenyras]

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

James Flint & text posts (Black Sails 10/?)

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[goddamnshinyrock]

I’m so sick of fics where characters who canonically make terrible relationship decisions and have never once honestly communicated (or even internally reflected upon) a single feeling in their entire lives are suddenly talking to each other like they got a Good Grade In Therapy. congrats, you neutered them! the dysfunction is what makes them crunchy! they should not be gently telling each other it’s okay to be sad and to need help sometimes, they should be slamming doors and insisting they’re just fine.

it is the MOST He Would Not Fucking Say That in the world. he would not even fucking be self-aware enough to think that in the privacy of his own mind.

[i-merani]

[thefoundationsofdecay]

CRITICAL INCIDENT

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]