you look like somebody from the car wash!

miila | they/them | 30

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

James Flint & text posts (Black Sails 10/?)

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[goddamnshinyrock]

I’m so sick of fics where characters who canonically make terrible relationship decisions and have never once honestly communicated (or even internally reflected upon) a single feeling in their entire lives are suddenly talking to each other like they got a Good Grade In Therapy. congrats, you neutered them! the dysfunction is what makes them crunchy! they should not be gently telling each other it’s okay to be sad and to need help sometimes, they should be slamming doors and insisting they’re just fine.

it is the MOST He Would Not Fucking Say That in the world. he would not even fucking be self-aware enough to think that in the privacy of his own mind.

[i-merani]

[thefoundationsofdecay]

CRITICAL INCIDENT

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[jeffament]

im zen im literally so mindful and zen

[normalmammal]

happy I think you're fighting for the sake of fighting because it's the only state in which you can function the only way to keep the voice in your head from driving you mad the one telling you to be ashamed of yourself for having loved him Wednesday

[circusheart]

it's always some sort of day of the week

[recoiled4]

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[distantseas]