always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not âď¸ they're doing coke
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@monkey-suncle
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not âď¸ they're doing coke
NO CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE GOT A COLLEGE GF WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE HER??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE PICKED HER UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE KEPT ALL OF HER POST CARDS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE NAMED THE BABY LUCA
FUCK OFF WITH ALL OF THAT.
OH AND ONE MORE THING
ahem
WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN SHE HAS THE METEORITE ON HER NIGHTSTAND AND STILL HAS THE FUCKASS BRACELET ON WHILE SHES WITH THIS OTHER CHICK??? SHUT UP FOREVER OH MY GOD
NO CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE GOT A COLLEGE GF WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE HER??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE PICKED HER UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE KEPT ALL OF HER POST CARDS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE NAMED THE BABY LUCA
FUCK OFF WITH ALL OF THAT.
Is There Anybody Out ThereâLord Huron || Project Hail Mary
this flopped HARD on TikTok but perhaps tumblr will appreciate it more idk lol
Just had the thought of Grace introducing simon to earth music (specifically 80s rock) and promptly regretting it as Simonâs started playing Van Halenâs âhot for teacherâ every time Grace enters a room
Or anytime simon wants attention
Or anytime Grace has a particularly good hair day
Or just anytime really
Fellas, I fear we might be inseparable
Youâre so cute lmao
That husband telepathy gonna get us every time
Natasha Pierre and the great comet of 1812 on shuffle gives you some wild mental imagery
âNatasha had just turned to face to the glass when she heard a voice that made her flushâŚâ
ââŚhey balaga ho balaga hay hay ho balaga hey hey balaga hey hey balaga the famous troika driver-â
tagged by @eowyns-fantasy ty!! đ¤
rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, then tag 10 people!
High Fidelity
Twin Peaks
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
I Am Not Okay With This
Freaks and Geeks
Sharp Objects
Big Little Lies
Pen15
Lovecraft Country
Fleabag
tagging: @mabelwinters @flameshadowwolf @oldmanenjoyerrr @springairs @thisistotallynotaduck @victoriqueweasley @ildico-the-golden @mongrelcryptid @pink-euphoriia @platosreader (zero pressure hehe, also if you havenât done this and weâre moots pls feel free to!!)
idk if i've even watched 10 tv shows (i don't watch tv very often lmao) but imma give it a try
:)
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Good Omens
Supernatural (currently watching - unfinished)
Hannibal (currently watching - unfinished)
Sherlock
Ocean's 11 (ik it's a movie i couldn't come up with anything else đ)
Star Trek TOS (once again unfinished)
welp i guess i really need to up my tv-watching game haha
@asteralpanda @giyuisacutie @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz @abaet3rno @ironspider-loki @a-wanderer-thats-not-quite-lost @booksandchaos-world @daughter-of-a-wolf @moonlight-lunna @between2waves
thankssssss for the tag! :D
I think I donât have watched 10 shows either
Sherlock
Spider-Noir
Brooklyn nine-nine
WandaVision
Loki
Hawkeye
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
Stranger Things
Outer Banks (unfinished)
Avatar the last airbender (yup itâs a childhood show but didnât find more)
@misswritealot @eyeballdango @livelove-fangirl @sunny-funny-honey-pants @chaoticxsnowflake @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @tardisesandtitans @evaiswritingg @archerinthevents @antwriterr @lavender-luminarie
hehe thanks for the tag boo
lets see if i can remember 10 tv shows rn
Lie To Me
Supernatural
The Owl House
Hazbin Hotel
Good Omens
Ginny & Georgia
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
Our Flag Meant Death
Agent Carter
FRIENDS
np tags: @masterofdumbassery ⥠@youfoundforestagain ⥠@potatogunson ⥠@tinyphantomm ⥠@soopermax ⥠and as always, open tags!!! its too early for me to think of people rn lol so feel more than free to hop in <3
oooooh thanks for the tag!
I donât watch a ton of tv showsâŚ
My Hero Academia
Sherlock
Supernatural
Spectacular Spider-Man
My Little Pony
Gravity Falls
Henry Danger
House MD
Donât Hug Me, Iâm Scared (i think this countsâŚ)
Madoka Magica
typing this out has made me realize I have the taste in TV of a really weird 9 year old
(edit: I canât believe I forgot Ninjago and The Last of Us HBO. I need to be burned at the stake)
@gracieparkerr @birds-0fprey @endertheloosegoose show me what u got !!
doing this as someone that never watches tv help LMAOOO
so instead iâm doing youtube series, fictional podcasts, and whatever else i can fit into here
Donât Hug Me, Iâm Scared
Welcome To Night Vale
The Magnus Archives
Martin Wallsâ The Walten Files
Battingtonâs FNAF VHS
k.âs HiImMaryMary
To Your Eternity
Attack On Titan
A Silent Voice
Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop
thank you for the tag!!! im very much realizing most of what draws my attention is horror content LMAO
tags tags tags⌠uh. no pressure to you guys but im gonna tag!! @miserableboything @irnspdr @antwriterr @theremuseemus
Ah let's see (i too do not watch TV)
Shows..
Psych (2006)
South Park
Sam and Max
The Last of Us
Sanders Sides (Close Enough)
The Walking Dead (A bit, more of a game fan but I digress)
I genuinely can't think of any more whoops..!
@orion-sh1tposts @monkey-suncle @damesvirusalert @violets-in-spring
Holdup lemme contemplate consider and ponder (I watch more movies than shows tbh Iâm struggling to think of 10)
The sillies ever
Our flag means death
Ghosts (US)
A league of their own (2022)
The last of us
Heartstopper
The marvelous Mrs maisel
Bridgerton
Stranger things (I guessâŚ)
I am not okay with this
Brooklyn nine nine
@damesvirusalert @wtf-is-sleep-even
actually i was drunk in that restaurant staring at the ceiling thinking about lupe garcia (a league of their own)âs beautiful eyes and arms while the rest of my party were talking about things i literally could not repeat back to them cuz i was in my own world fr
REAL AS FUCK LUPE MY BELOVED
the amount of crying i just did over that ending was obscene. also i knew that chaperone (i forget her name) was butch from the moment she stepped on screen. amen.
Sighhh
They got me with the oldest trick in the book :/
Every time I see a Yaelokre/meadowlark post it reminds me that theyâre going on tour but I canât go and I get really sad about it
Iâm in mourning
What do you mean âchatâ is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
Iâve started saying âchatâ out of habit and it is my worst fear that people think I mean ChatGPT
Like no??? Obviously not???
Can you not see The Observersâ˘ď¸ watching me, commenting on my every move? I mean I canât see them either, but I feel them, in here.
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion
@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk
prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them
open tags! (who iâm tagging below the cut) :) /nf
Prev is a male
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Prev knows my favourite spaghetti
@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde @infinitelypurple @tabbykai
Prev is a straight white man
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prev hates minecraft
@starryshroomx @peskybirdonyx @jannahamma @multishipper33 @iicor + open tags <33 /nf
prev doesnât know a single Crane Wives song
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Never ONCE watched a Minecraft smp
@nonbeanie-writes @etho-boy @miapanktrot @borealismage @verdantdrawzstories
Prev hates roleplaying
@witheredâivy @willytheghost @itsbeeugaymers @selenegoldsmith @sages-dick-joke-mutual @gingersmidge + open tags
Prev thinks adults who play minecraft are cringe
@chaoticxsnowflake @phoenixâdawn @pearlgodaymen @sleepylilacx @karmamira @thelustfaerie @justag00ber @ananeuvii @mistakenmonarch @gacha-gamers-blog @ianyourattic @yourl0calqueer + open tags!
Prev is Ventiâs #1 hater
And @phoenixâdawn since you also tagged me in this, prev thinks Euluc is overrated
Tagging @witheredâivy @phoenixâdawn (yes Iâm tagging yâall back on this one) @ironspider-hobbit @st4rrl1ghtwastaken + open tag
Prev hates mcr like they canât stand them at all
@misswritealot @ive-been-falling-for-30minutes @like-dandelions-in-the-wind @aliensatemysocks @archerinthevents @evaiswritingg @votreangedelamusique @livelove-fangirl
prev HATESS memes and doesnt get absolutely any references that I make
@eyeballdango @soopermax @starkspredecessor
prev doesnât write anything ever at all. theyâd rather die than pick up a pencil
theyâre also super unfriendly and not at all incredibly creative and cool
@gracieparkerr @irondad-defensesquad @fotibrit
prev canât draw and has no concept of characterization
@nexadawn @blueretriever @birds-0fprey
prev always comes up with the most shallow character analyses ever, if they could even be called that. clearly prev has never watched any of the mcu, she must be new to the fandom
@theremuseemus @orion-sh1tposts + open tags!!
Prev has NEEEEVER ever at all mapped about the blorbos. Never has once at all. In fact, thereâs so little blorbo yapping, itâs as empty as the Sahara desert.
@monkey-suncle @damesvirusalert @violets-in-spring
Prev is literally SO out of character in EVERY rp AND has the LAMEST character designs for his ocs
And I donât miss The Silliesâ˘ď¸ with prev at all
Also prev is straight
@damesvirusalert @wtf-is-sleep-even
Im personally a big fan of this Adrian and Grace joke
Original under cut
Something silly for my birthday
I love art and fics where Adrian is fucking massive.