oh my

this didn't go according to plan 💚 he/they

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[ifyoutrysometimes]

Follow Up

https://twitter.com/Nirbion/status/1202272580918562818

[vivaciousarcanist]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[grief-child]

I’m fucking screaming

[artmagine]

Gift by Zezhou Chen

[onion-souls]

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

[belleandwhistle]

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

[razzledazzy]

i’m losing my mind over the original sketch for this

[rynnay]

the real star of this piece 

[uzume-tennouboshi-official-deac]

Okay but this applies to all of this artist’s drawings apparently because

(look at the wolf specifically)

y’all i love this??

[imonlyadumpling]

Inspirational tbh

[ultrafacts]

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[morwenpost]

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

[ultrafacts]

[mickeydraws]

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful

[oatmealartistry]

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

[locktheraven-deactivated2019121]

STOP PRAYING THE ROBOT IS TOO STRONG.

[unrenderedfuture]

LET HIM SPIN

[gostaks]

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

[vassraptor]

none of them ever did any laundry at all

[lettherebedragons]

The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters. 

Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.

[cheesyradfem]

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

[radfemblack]

Fuck

[labelleizzy]

I forget that there’s folks who haven’t heard this so I always reblog.

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

[razziecat]

AWESOME.

[electronicgallery]

Bioluminescence series by Rob Rey

(Rob Rey’s Tumblr)

[kenkuarchive]

This is so goddamn beautiful

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[end0skeletal-undead]

Cork-lid Trapdoor Spider (Cyclocosmia sp.) Photos by Nicky Bay

The cork-lid trapdoor spider has a highly sclerotised and abruptly truncated abdominal posterior, which is used as a plug to its burrow entrance. This prevents any effective attacks from predators such as wasps.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

oreo ass

[stitch-n-time]

butt plug

[libraford]

plutt bug

[moon-addicted-kid-blog]

@wtfstanlon

[cannabiscomrade]

in case anyone needs these: 

pewdiepie got his entire Youtube start on rape jokes (google pewdiepie and “rape jokes” you’ll find plenty of sources), ableism, homophobia and racism. [x] He even produced a song titled “It’s Raping Time”. [x] He also made jokes about raping an 8-year-old character from TWD game.

Pewdiepie has hired multiple people to carry out antisemitic hate crimes; including hiring two men to hold a sign that says “Death to All Jews” and another to say “Hitler did nothing wrong”. These are both easily found on google; but this Vox article sums it up well. 

The Wall Street Journal studied his content since 2016 and found 9 videos (at the time of the study) tied with antisemitic language or nazi imagery. [x] He has compared himself to Hitler [x] and gave the Nazi salute himself [x]. In this video he is supposedly being ironic; but as we all know with irony, that’s not how it works. In another video, he plays audio clips of the Nazi party anthem while bowing over a swastika. This is not intended as ironic. [x] (also detailed in the above Vox article)

He has dropped the equivalent to the n-word in Swedish in a since-removed video [x] 

The white supremacist movement also does not hesitate in embracing his appearance and video trends as a sign he’s been “redpilled”. [x] (note: this link is an archived webpage of “The Daily Stormer”, a known nazi/white supremacist site). He also uses language and “humor” generally affiliated with alt-right circles, as noted in his antiblack racist bits regarding Leslie Jones  [x] and his heavily nazi influenced video on “cucks” like Buzzfeed [x]

His affiliates include:

notoriously racist and antisemitic Youtube channel E;R

Ben Shapiro - known racist, transphobe and “alt-right” face 

The Christchurch Shooter [x], who used his “subscribe to PewDiePie” shtick as a dogwhistle [x]

The Poway Synagogue Shooter [x], who mentioned “subscribe to Pewdiepie” as well

In summation, I’m glad this little bitch got robbed and I wish more had happened to him, he’s a nazi collaborator that touts this false ironic humor to almost 100 million people and it has gotten to the point that his very mention is a dogwhistle to white supremacists. 

[4omilliondollars-deactivated202]

don’t forget!

[bloominghead-art]

I recently had the pleasure of unfollowing an artist I really liked after I found out they defend pewdiepie and don’t want to hear anything about the shit he’s done so :) unfollow me if you like/defend racist, ableist nazi shitbag pewdiepie

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[azem-ghale]

[catchymemes]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

[blepbleppal]

IT GOT BETTER

[aromantic-pride]

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

[rakishlyregalrat]

An old Tumblr meme?

I wonder if it actually works

Here goes nothing…

You know I’ve been an awful good g-

NO

ITS TOO EARLY

[riptidejunkie]

Heheheh…

Let me just…

WOAH!!!

I AM NEVER TAKING THIS OFF!!!!!!

[vegetarianwater]

Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you

[karmacursedme]

It’s back!

[iiuniar]

I t s h e r e

[sirkawaiipotato]

OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY POST

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

The hat meme saga has returned!!!

[dogethoughts]

!!! I’ve been BLESSED

[thinisthenewphat]

The best meme on the frickin planet. Will never not reblog!

[thinisthenewphat]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!

[southern-outcast]

I love this so much 😭💙

[leafinsect-deactivated20201122]

i havent seen this since i started tumblr omg

[the-winglessss-pigeon]

omg its beauty in its true form

[buffmanovargas]

simpler times

[timidrose3791]

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTS I’VE EVER SEEN.

[j-a-n-e--d-o-e]

Wish life im general was like this…

[midoriyasbones]

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

[your-friendly-deactivated-deact]

please do

[samael-the-angel]

Of course

[aetherial-incarnate-deactivated]

yes please do it

[jessicamiriamdrew]

Friendly October reminder not to put Spock or other Jewish characters in costumes with horns

[jessicamiriamdrew]

to clarify: it is an antisemitic idea that Jews have horns (dating to a mistranslation of karan (shone) v keren (horns) ) which was perpetuated in art by the likes of Michelangelo. this is not a thing of the past–some gentiles still believe that jewish people have horns, and putting jewish characters in costumes/aus with horns is insensitive at best and also really fuckin gross

[fromchaostocosmos]

also do not depict Jewish characters as demons there is a very long history of Jews being seen as demons and that being used to kill us 

please do not dress Jewish characters in costumes that are priest outfit or nun outfit or with crosses 

[emptydragonseverywhere]

Just to give y'all an idea of how modern the horn issue is: My dad, when he went to college in the early 1980’s, was asked by someone who had never met a Jew before where his horns were. In the 1980’s. My dad was asked where his horns were. This was only 30 years ago. I have been lucky not to deal with that particular stereotype in my lifetime, but that was less than a decade before I was born. And I know other Jews in areas where Jews are scarce have dealt with this much more recently than the 80’s.

[theforestsoulbird]

Yup. When my mom went to college, her freshman year roommate woke up the first Sunday and started getting dressed for church. My mom was still in bed, so the roommate came over and woke her up.

Roommate: Did you want to come to church with me, or do you have your own church you’re going to?

Mom: Well, I don’t really go to religious services, but if I did I would go to a synagogue, not a church, because I’m Jewish.

(Long silence. My mom opens one eye to see her roommate staring in shock.)

Roommate: You … you don’t look Jewish.

Mom: (Who looks VERY Jewish) What do you mean?

Roommate: Well, my pastor always told me that Jews have horns and a tail.

Long story short: they didn’t end up getting along very well.

[janothar]

@optometrictzedek and @theforestsoulbird, it’s more recent than that.

I’ve been asked about my horns as recently as 1997.  In a public school in New Jersey.

[jewishdragon]

It would b cool of my non-Jewish followers to reblog this!!! Spread this bc it’s scary and real and you should know!

[fslut]

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

[bigleoenergy]

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

[fslut]

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

[candiikismet]

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

[beyoncessweat]

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

[noiji-abxy]

Important information from @little-parade

[fslut]

WHAT

[trans-der-vampire]

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

[totemribombee]

The creator of DDLC hates your tr*p memes. Y'all can stop now.

[niyarest]

[omghotmemes]

Show some respect, people.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

THANK YOU

[grandpanerd-world-deactivated20]

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

He’s a big hero of mine!

[pugcrumbs]

Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.

[space-buns]

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids