Master of Useless Info Ellie

You know what's stupid? Discriptions! Yeah, yeah i know they're here to discribe stuff and shit... but /why/?? I mean.... cant we all just jump in feet first and hope for the best?

[thatshirleylee]

so china's pet content is really on another level

then someone drew art

[wreegis]

a bunch of hooligans and homosexuals

team 9 and 10 (to go with team 8)

[wreegis]

the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸

[evilwizard]

basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

[loonowizard-blog]

“I wish that this wish and all subsequent wish(es) that any and all deing(s), entitie(s), and/or creature(s) with and/or without corporal forms ask and/or command of you as being(s), creature(s), and/or entitie(s) with phenomenal cosmic power(s) is and will be based on the wish maker's intention(s), the wish maker's whole intention(s) and only the wish maker's intention(s) and not in any way(s), shape(s), and/or form(s) based on the language(s) used to Express and/or communicate said wish(es)”

[evilwizard]

NO! …FASTIDIOUS LEGAL JARGON AND THE PRESENCE OF AN UNBIASED NOTARY PUBLIC!!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

remember when millennials said we weren't going to be as weird and stupid about gen z as boomers were about us? lol that didn't last long huh

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I just saw someone suggest that no one under 18 should have access to the internet because they're all falling for online radicalisation, and I don't know how to explain to you that "this whole group of people should be banned from part of society because they're fundamentally incapable of thinking for themselves" is actually one of the most fascist things you can think

[shencomix]

Lets be real you arent a top

[mayakern]

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

[mayakern]

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[hubedihubbe]

don't break the pasta

[app1es0uce]

If you're asexual and not aromantic, cool. You're loved and valid.

If you're aromantic and not asexual, awesome. You're loved and valid.

If you're asexual and not sex repulsed, nice. You're loved and valid.

If you're aromantic and want to be in a romantic relationship, hell yeah. You're loved and valid.

Asexuality and Aromanticity are spectrums, with many terms in between that may fit, may not. But you're still loved and valid all the same.

Sometimes the Lgbtqia+ community doesn't accept us, sometimes our own community feels unsafe, but I promise you, you are loved and valid and accepted just as you are and however you feel comfortable identifying.

[app1es0uce]

Reminder that not every Asexual is sex repulsed :)

I like to say Asexuality is an Umbrella term, it’s a spectrum. Someone can be asexual, but still like sex. Someone can be asexual, and only have sexual attraction towards someone after they have gotten to know them better. Someone can be asexual and be very uncomfortable with any concept of sex. 

Every Asexual is accepted and valid <3

[frownyalfred]

Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

[wanderintofics]

it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses

this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it

[para-socialist-deactivated20250]

this was the last time stucky shippers had a win

[a-hyperfixating-fanatic]

I had to see the script for myself

and wow it was ridiculous. The “Where'd you get this” question is so stupid. 2012!Steve is smarter than this. He fought “Loki” who had a “fake” copy of his shield and somehow 2012!Steve thought that compass wasn't also a fake copy too?

It isn't unbelieveable that Loki would know of the compass to begin with. Loki mind controlled people and the Avengers would've expected those people to provide information on them. I am willing to bet there's accounts of Steve bringing that compass everywhere because Steve's history from the 40s is without a doubt public. Loki knowing about the compass, a piece of Steve's history, isn't suprising. Steve wouldn't be suprised.

2012!Steve loosing the fight over the compass is both ridiculous and out of character.

What isn't ridiculouos and out of character on the other hand is 2012!Steve letting his guard down enough to be bested in combat after hearing about Bucky being alive (despite how unbeliveable that may be). This is something 2023!Steve knew would work because he's nearly died in combat because Bucky was involved. Remember how Steve

was nearly shot by The Winter Soldier/Bucky twice (in the same 10 seconds no less) once Steve saw his face, but was saved by Natasha and Sam (CATWS)

failed to notice a bio weapon before it exploded on him because the culprit mentioned Bucky, but was saved by Wanda (CACW)

[greelin]

WIFE SPOTTED

[greelin]

we’re nearing a year of this…. Sick !

[fanonical]

look i work in a library, i see the quality of some published novels. your fanfic? is probably fine. this is your reminder that it's honestly fine

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[acespec-ed]

I made a couple of flow charts for the ace and aro spectrums! Not meant to be taken 100% factual- you know yourself better than a basic flowchart. They’re mainly just for fun, though they can also be a good start for anyone questioning!

(Free to use as long as you keep my url on them and aren’t making money off it!)