trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
NASA
shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Claire Keane
Peter Solarz
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@mr-solivagant
vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch
This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.
Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.
Darn it, you got me again Rick Astley!
the grape died in surgery but I have good news
PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!
“They made a blunt out of an onion”
#the wild hunt
Whatever this is, I want to participate.
Let’s get it on bitches!!! Saturday Night Wild Hunt!!
transparent norm guitar gif for your troubles
Sofa sitting positions
I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
World Heritage Post
whoever decided the word lisp should have an s in it is the most cruel person to have ever lived
All speech difficulties were named like this
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.
“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”
Is it a glitch or a feature?
this neat feature is called collocative substitution, and it occurs when certain words are strongly linked to certain context and/or phrases. when you read/hear a pair of words that usually wouldn’t go together, your brain fills in the context with what would normally be inferred, given the originally phrased pairing. thus, finding out that there’s a term for this phenomenon may indeed leave you utterly sandwiched. lesser known or less strongly linked phrases and pairings may not be able to translate substituted words to appropriately fit the inferred context, so you were not utterly floorboarded at the club last night, but rather you were absolutely floorboarded, and as this explanation continues to drag on, you may by the end of it find yourself completely coathangered from read it all.
I, like all linguists I have met or even heard of, have a deep intricate love-hate relationship with the English Language because of complete and total coathangering like this
official linguistics post
Weird (Sort of) Trend Idea (Slightly NSFW)
So, does anyone know about that one AO3 story that "mysteriously takes a life" whenever the author tries to work on it?
Well, I thought: "What if there's a specific character that blesses or curses you, depending on how you drew them in your fanart?"
Like, if a talented artist makes a wholesome/epic fanart that gets noticed by a lot of people, they get blessed. If you drew them in a questionable manner or in the classic themes of Rule 34 (i.e. porn and certain fetishes), then you either:
Get into a (gnarly) accident
Lose a loved one, or someone famous/infamous dies
Natural disasters (possibly nearby)
Or some sort of economic/technological disaster awaits.
Like, can you imagine reading a post that says: "Hey guys, just wanted to be clear that my Rated 18+ fanart of [Character X] that I made the other day IS NOT responsible for the fires in Oklahoma."
And that is followed by a bunch of R18 artists sharing their stories on how they either got hacked, broke their foot, lose their dog, or even got a major blackout in their area... After they just posted their spicy renditions of that certain character from varying lengths of time (e.g. hours, minutes or even a day later.)
And just to be clear:
No, this is not meant to be an attack on R18 artists. It's just purely hypothetical.
And if Oklahoma gets on fire by natural causes sometime in the future, I'm sorry...
And if this ever gets noticed AND it becomes a thing, I don't know how deeply I'll regret this deeply soon right now.
But before I end this, I also have to ask: Has this ever happened before? Is there such a character whose image is somewhat divinely protected that it can divinely smite someone who does an certain rendition of it?
That's all for my TED Talk, and have a safe day ahead my fellow users.
*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you
this is an elderly post with both members in it still activated. op posts regularly, newest post is an hour ago, and second account hasn’t posted since 2020
I am indeed, despite it all, still here.
The second account was one of the directors of Steven Universe
IAN JONES-QUARTEY?
World Heritage Post
Day 15 - When the dragon heart is crying and the lightning’s shining bright…
ROCK ON, VELDORA!
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.
I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
Where, where have you been sending it?!
I love how there are more reblogs than likes
This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.
hey op they’d be in 5th grade by now
hey they’d actually be in 7th i believe
Why is the bread shiny?
tf2 heritage post
Yoink!
MY BREAD
HEY No bread stealing please
Everyone deserves a slice
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
POV: it’s 2021 and you hear this mashup for the first time
(app: djay)
Ah, now I remembered why. Good mashup btw.
ragebait is 10x more effective when it’s not even bait and they’re serious
Wouldn't that be just rage altogether?
is this both a pun and also fucking loss
I’m gonna fold someone like a chair.
