welcome to the bone factory, source of all bones

seriously we produce literally every bone to go out into the world. every single bone. you have bones? probably came from us.

[mrbonewizardsir]

I hope you get hit by a car and when the doctors bring you into surgery and cut you open all they find is Mac'n'Cheese

[mrbonewizardsir]

oh you're indifferent towards me? you TOLERATE me?? now that just won't do. either worship me like a god or go on a dynamic conquest to bring me down for the sake of the world

[solardrake]

you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

[handlewcaare]

Heavenly Restriction: a summary

[mrbonewizardsir]

Sometimes existing feels like breaking down in the middle of a performance but everyone thinks it's part of the show so they just keep watching

[tilthat]

TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.

via reddit.com

[nookisms]

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

[quill-of-thoth]

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene.  About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

[sfitty]

i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.

it was Jackass before Jackass

[aphony-cree]

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[quadradaz]

[mrbonewizardsir]

What if Bruno never actually predicted all those small things about the fish and the guys hair, he was just really petty and was like "huh wow you think I make bad things happen??? Mmmmm well guess what I saw motherfu-"

[laivellaliarn]

Here’s a headcanon about Bruno.  We know he would suffer from involuntary visions, like flashes in his mind.  So, I think he developed the sand ritual as a way to properly organize what he would see, and burn the important part into the glass that would come from it.  There had to have been some point where he realized the sand that covered his room could be used to help clarify his visions.

I think, to some degree, Bruno might have physical control over sand and can make himself look scary by having it fly around with his eyes glowing.  Just, Bruno being able to manipulate sand as well as use it as part of his visions.

I think that might be why his room’s sand door is the way it is.  I like to think that since Casita can’t help in Bruno’s room when Mira asked it to turn off the sand, Casita can’t help in other peoples’ rooms either, which leads me to believe that the rooms reflect the person they belong to as well as being useful or a reflection of their gifts.  A good example of this is Isabela’s room, which would change and shift during her musical number to fit her new view on her powers.

The sand door in Bruno’s room might reflect his hermit personality, or the anxiety of letting people in, and the stairs and gap into his vision cave are his way of discouraging people from getting close to him.  This could also explain why the door to the cave itself let Mirabel in; part of him wanted to be found, but when he realized what was going on, it shut on her as Casita was collapsing again because he was panicking about it, but let her out at the end when she was going to drown in sand.  He tends to dissociate a bit when he’s anxious and doesn’t realize he’s about to let his room kill his niece until he snaps back and lets her out.

It’s a reach on the room part, honestly, but I had to have some way to justify the fact that he somehow knew his vision cave was wrecked even though he hasn’t left the walls in ten years.

[mrbonewizardsir]

Oh so the adults were talking about some horrible vision? But they never actually saw it?? What's that about, huh??? Oh Bruno makes bad things happen, oh Mirabel got no gift, please Bruno see what happens!! And then they just assumed it was bad. Rude.

[mrbonewizardsir]

Whenever I do something that makes me think I could be the y/n in a well written fanfiction, I have to stop and remember that I am built like someone tried to staple a cheese string back together on a drugged up attempt to become god

[red-lipstick]

[mrbonewizardsir]

My heart will forever hold the concept of Dabi being able to freely dislocate his joints. Just. Bendy man.

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[fanaticartisan]

@st4rzipan

[mrbonewizardsir]

I have been informed that there is a headcanon that Aoyama's quirk isn't actually the issue, he's just lactose intolerant. My life will never be the same.

[mrbonewizardsir]

Oh what a fragile bond we have. Eventually, one of us is going to snap this tightrope we walk on and I'm so scared of it being me. But I know that will hurt less than if it is you.

[mrbonewizardsir]

I swear Monoma has long hair wigs they wear sometimes and knowing them they go ALL out and one time Tetsutetsu didn't recognize them and asked them out much to the amusement of any 1-B onlookers

and Monoma being Monoma has never let them live it down.