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25 years into the future and 5â6 queen of calenfer Lyonette is furiously lecturing and signing at 7â3 mersha the grand Druid about beavers in the palace
t's true that an Animorphs and DC crossover would be tricky because of how experienced the Justice League is at fighting alien invasions. But what if superheroes like the Teen Titans or even the Justice League weren't founded until years after the Yeerk War because they had all been inspired by the Animorphs? Imagine Superman, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, or Batman deciding to become the heroes they are because the Animorphs were their role models.
I'm stumped on this one, because I feel like Justice League of America is such a product of the 1960s-70s, and Animorphs is such a product of the 90s-00s, that I don't know how to reverse the causality.
Do any DC and Animorphs fans have ideas?
I figure though, re: your tags, that the DC characters being an influence on the animorphs is the sort of dilema you'd have with any DC/Animorphs crossover; there's a massive difference between superheroes and real life, as Marco points out very often. Luckily, the Animorphs have other superhero media to pull from, like Marvel comics, Xena, Power Rangers... stuff like that. So borrowing your bullet-point format, here's what I've got:
Prince Orin learns about the war long before the surface does. There's rumors in the sea of a big dome that fell from the sky, full of grass and strange-colored trees. He overhears a Giant Squid telling his mother of an alien ship, buried for eons, turning to life again. And then he meets a whale that is not really a whale at all. It makes him so curious about what's going on up there.
When he's old enough that they can tell him, they tell him. "There's no such thing as a good alien or a bad alien," Mr. Kent says vehemently, and Mrs. Kent nods. "That's right. You fell through orbit a little before we learned about the war, but if there's one thing it taught us, it's this: Even aliens are people who can make their own choices. We figured, no matter who or what you were, if we raised you right, you'd just be our son."
"Master Wayne," Alfred says from a place of concern, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Bruce huffs, but he doesn't dismiss Alfred outright. "I'm sure." He's still getting used to his deepening voice, the face in the mirror that now looks so similar to his late father's. "If the andalites can figure it out, if the yeerks could commandeer it... then so can I."
When John finds the ring-- or rather, when the ring finds John-- it urges a sense of intergalactic duty, and of power as of yet unmatched on Earth. He slips it on his finger, and wonders if this is how the Animorphs felt when they got their own powers. He looks at it, and feels the weight of the universe. He wonders if they were just as scared at the scale of this duty as he is right now.
Oliver's young when he reads about the late Joe Bob Fenestre. The Animorphs exposed his story a while back: He teamed up with a yeerk, directly related to Visser One, and kidnapped and murdered people so the two of them could live covertly, in their rich lifestyle, without ever having to sacrifice a thing-- except innocent people, hell, maybe even innocent yeerks. He realizes he'd rather be like the Animorphs than that scumball, even if he's got the money in common. He's always been into archery.....
"Shapeshifting is an ability that is inherent to my species," J'hon explains to the press. But he's seen enough Earth media, and he knows about positive associations. In theory, he can quell their fears of him. "Although they did not possess it from birth, your warriors The Animorphs used their powers in similar ways, to fight for the good of your planet. I intend to do the same."
"Princess Diana," she introduces herself, shaking Cassie's hand. "It's an honor to meet you. I've read a great deal about your ecological work, and your efforts to ensure non-human species get recognized for their sapience and treated with respect." Cassie finds herself blushing at the mention of her accomplishments in a way that speaks of great admiration. "And," Diana continues, "It's nice to see a woman like yourself command such respect." She winks. "I can relate."
"Wow!" Captain Marvel exclaims, when he's invited onto the team. "Just like the Animorphs!" "No," Batman says, so firmly that for a brief moment Billy thinks that Batman's going to tell his Uncle to ground him. "The Animorphs were a covert operation consisting of untrained children. They were in a war, and they killed people. Many people, regardless of species. The Justice League is a public operation during relative peacetime, and we do not kill. Ever. We're not like them at all." "Oh," Captain Marvel says. "Yeah, of course! We're newer and better." None of his school textbooks have ever talked about the Animorphs like that. He wonders what else those books aren't telling him.
So I think the problem I'm running into is that I know too much about DC. To me, anything approaching a full DC universe has too many cosmic and occult forces in play for too long for a difference of a few decades to matter (e.g. the Lantern corps, the New Gods, Nabu, Shazam, homo magi, etc.), and that's not even considering more mundane Methuselahs like Ra's al Ghul or Vandal Savage.
To make this work, I feel like Earth has to be in some sort of enforced neutrality. Let's say that on their final mission in the '50s, the Justice Society is battling some cosmic force that not only threatens Earth but a decent chunk of reality, and end up trapped in a ritual that will drain and dissipate said cosmic horror, but will take decades to complete and is vulnerable to disruption should Earth experience major paranormal upheaval. In the general interests of reality, a number of major players including the Quintessence, Death, Lucifer, and Darkseid all agree that Earth is off-limits until the ritual completes. The gods and powers will still their activity, the occult world will retreat fully into the shadows, and open alien interference will be "discouraged" by the Green Lantern corps.
Of course, the general population of Earth is unaware of any of this. All they know is that their heroes disappeared one day, never to return. By the time the Animorphs are born, decades later, there's some debate as to whether they ever existed in the first place, or if they were just propaganda and marketing. Meanwhile, while the Powers that set Earth's neutrality continue to support it, they've also all moved on to other things as well, or are simply enjoying the short break, so while major incursions are still handled with alacrity and extreme prejudice, more minor affairs slip through the cracks opened by laxity and inattention. Affairs like the odd Skrit Na ship managing to slip the cordon and abscond with some Earth miscellany and a couple teenagers. Of course, the attempted use of the Time Matrix shortly afterwards draws much more attention, but it's resolved quickly and quietly by a rather new power to the region: the Ellimist.
The Ellimist and the Crayak both see potential in Earth. While neither has any current tie to the planet, they are already playing their game with the Andalites and the Yeerks. The existence of powers like the New Gods and others of a similar power level enforces the subtle and hands off nature of the pairs contest beyond even their canonical agreement, and likewise the presence of forces like the Green Lantern corps mean that the Andalites and Yeerks are largely restricted to direct conflict between each other, and much more subtle infiltration efforts towards third parties. In light of this, Crayak sees in Earth a planet of hosts that the Andalites can't openly target, so long as they're taken quietly, while Ellimist sees potential for future agents once the ban is lifted, and if he can play a major role in keeping the planet safe until then, he'll have a better bargaining position to claim said agents.
With this is mind, when Lauren and Elfangor attempt to use to Time Matrix to escape back to Earth, the Ellimist intervenes, and instead transports them directly there while using the Time Matrix himself to remove the time snarl created by its initial contested use. He then delivers the Time Matrix to New Genesis for safekeeping, and continues on with his plans, leaving a replica with Lauren and Elfangor so they are unaware of his interference (yes this means no Elfangor's Secret in this world). A few years later, the Yeerks take advantage of a disruption elsewhere in the sector pulling Green Lantern attention away from Earth for a few days to attempt an initial insertion of a foothold force. When the Andalite force sent to stop them begins struggling, the Ellimist manipulates Elfangor into returning to the fight, preventing said foothold, but leaving Lauren behind without learning of her pregnancy.
Of course, trouble in Sector 2814 is common, so the Yeerks eventually achieve their foothold. Due to their history of imperialism and known conflict with the Yeerks, the Andalites have a poor relationship with the Green Lantern corps, and while they would certainly be willing to point them at the Yeerks, they recognize that without proof they'll probably be shown the door. To this end, the Dome Ship Galaxy Tree is dispatched to surreptitiously visit Earth and acquire proof of Yeerk infiltration, utilizing yet another disturbance elsewhere in the sector. Unfortunately, they run afoul of a heavily stealthed Blade Ship, and Animorphs canon begins.
At this point, events can mostly proceed per canon, with some minor differences. As mentioned above, there's still plenty of potential for non-DC superhero media for inspiration (Marvel actually makes extra sense blowing up big in the 60s, a decade after the JSA vanished, but there's also the pulps, the extensive US-Japanese cross-pollination, the indie comics boom in the late 80s and 90s, etc.), plus now the debatable existence of real heroic precursors. While certain stories can't happen here (such as the aforementioned MM3), for the most part events are fairly local and sufficiently secret (or at least deniable), that the series can generally continue as is.
The one major exception is that Ax, being both and Aristh and a rather inattentive student, is unaware of the Earth's protected status, all he knows is that it's an underdeveloped backwater with no real connection to galactic affairs. To maintain this ignorance, his initial attempts to contact the Andalite homeworld fail, as the Yeerks impose a much stricter communications blackout. #18 can still happen, events move quickly and pretty much everyone who knows the Animorphs are from Earth ends up dead before they can do anything about it, and likewise #38 features a team trying to kill Yeerks and not interested in drawing attention to themselves. I think the penny probably drops only when the Animorphs meet Mertil and Gafinilan, who mention that Earth's quarantined status is both a reason for them to stay, and a reason why they couldn't leave even if they wished. At this point, the Animorphs have an even more clear and direct win condition than calling the Andalite fleet, except that they have no clue how to draw the attention of a Green Lantern. Eventually, in the absence of better options, the Animorphs (mostly) extract their families, and begin to fight more openly. But no help comes.
Unknown to the Animorphs, the ritual completed mere days before, causing the treaty to conclude and the quarantine to lift. While the JSA is recuperating from their ordeal, and higher powers begin reincorporating Earth into their plans, the Animorphs recruit more children and appeal to regional political and military leaders. While Abin Sur travels Sector 2814 to address more minor issues that have accumulated in his decades focused on Earth, the Yeerks begin moving openly and the Animorphs retaliate by bombing the Yeerk Pool. And as Earth's hidden worlds begin paying attention to the mundane side again, it's to the discovery that a group of kids from *****, __ have managed to defeat an alien invasion and placed Earth in a decent negotiating position for what comes next.
whyyyyyy
Wasnât this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?
yep thatâs the one
Rescue professional here:
If you need rescuing or help, DONâT FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.
Credits: @foxes-in-love
Your most important survival skill is asking for help
Goddamn preach this
"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!
This feels important to reblog
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Eleutherophobia ficlet, set during the war. The yeerks have the morphing cube, and most of the Animorphs' families. Tom would dearly like to be anywhere else, and he's pretty sure that the only silver lining to humanity's having lost the war is that Essa 412 is in big trouble with the higher-ups over how it all went down.
.. so, does Tobias know his uncle is dead, or..
Tobias [6 months after the end of the war]: Maybe I should check on that guy
Tobias [30 seconds later]: Then again, nah
Not gonna lie? Id love to see you write out what actually happened with Tom's Yeerk in the book where their identities get revealed. Cause you KNOW he's freaking out and Tom, while also freaking out a little, is MOCKING his ass because the Visser will FUCK HIM for this.
Oooohh I'll have to think about that one, because right now I'm just picturing the yeerk in Blue Screen of Death mode. As Tom goes ??????????? because JAKE can MORPH? And he has all along? ??????????
And I have no idea how to convey that, other than a podfic that's just microphone feedback for 5 hours straight.
@shrikeseams
You say mic feedback, but conaid *but consider: dialup internet sound.
@trishacollins
White noise of the ocean. Like Whalesong only it's screaming. I love the little glimpse here of how it all went down though!!
What I'm getting from this is we need to train a whale to sing the dialup internet noise.
Sorry but it's not complete without...
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHEâS A WIZARD THEYâRE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDNâT COUNTER HER SPELL
Are you americans okay???
lol, no
The German V-2 rocket, and its American successor the Redstone missile, used alcohol as fuel. Specifically it used a mixture of 75% ethyl alcohol and 25% water.
Everclear is 95% alcohol and 5% water.
Not only are you drinking rocket fuel, youâre drinking CONCENTRATED rocket fuel.
today I found out my mother doesnât know what dandelions are and now Iâm wondering what other strange secrets sheâs been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you donât have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
sheâs aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i donât think so? iâm southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
Theyâre marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
âŠ.we need to start taking the phrase âgo touch grassâ more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
"No, we can't allow you to use the American flag as part of your superhero costume. It's against all the rules, even Legend can't."
"My superpower is creating⊠guns."
"Here's your permit and patent number. Welcome to Murica."
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
Iâm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Im asexual ^.^
Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated
absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.
Recently managed to activate the most amazing infodump trap card.
I was driving through Vermont with a friend, and we pulled over at a tiny shop offering Maple Items. We were on the state highway, not the interstate, so "pulling over" meant "squeezing my tiny car into a parking bay the size of a broad highway shoulder."
As we got out of the car, an older woman emerged from behind the building where she had been pruning her roses. She introduced herself as Tammy.
Her shop offered the promised variety of Maple, but also a number of small antiques and a plethora of dog figurines, plaques, and clearly-hand-stitched garden flags.
A huge purple ribbon hung on the wall behind the register, along with many pictures of small dogs. This was no county fair ribbon. It was the size of my torso. The material had the soft sheen of actual silk.
As I placed my purchases on the counter, I asked, "Do you... Breed dogs?"
Yes. She does. She has bred Yorkies for the last 40 years. Her mother bred Yorkies before her. The purple ribbon was from her national championship winning Yorkie.
You may be expecting that the infodump was going to be about Yorkies.
It was not.
It was about 40 years of drama in the Yorkie breeding community. Where â you must understand â the judging at shows is often about who you're in with, not about the dogs. This is especially true when Tammy's opponents win anything.
And Tammy's mother! Well. Phyllis has been on the Yorkie scene since Yorkies were invented. Because of this, many women of equally venerable age hold deep grudges against Phyllis. The sort of grudges that result in episodes of Midsommar Murders.
This led to deep injustices against Phyllis on the part of judges and prevented her dogs from winning so often she retired from the scene. Judging is all about who you're friends with, after all.
After 20 years in hiding, Phyllis â the One True Queen of Yorkie Breeding â hatched a plot. She may have been out of the show circuit, but she was still breeding dogs. She entered an absolutely perfect bitch in the national competition, but sent her with a handler rather than go in person.
None of the usurpers knew who this dog belonged to, and in dog-breeding circles this Does Not Happen. This could have resulted in further injustices, but Phyllis was crafty. She knew this tournament was being judged by a man from the UK, who knew naught of the drama in the US Yorkie Empire.
With these advantages â and being the best dog there â Phyllis's bitch won the highest honor at the show.
Incensed by this insult to their ill-gotten supremacy, the other owners descended on the handler after the show, demanding to know for whom he was working.
"Phyllis," said he.
The name of the overthrown queen evoked horror in the usurpers.
"PHYLLIS!? She's still ALIVE!???"
Yes, Phyllis yet lived, and this bitch â the dog, not the woman â went on to mother Tammy's current dogs. One of whom, Lucy-Fur, is the reincarnation of Tammy's sister (also Lucy). This is certain for two reasons.
Firstly, Sister Lucy absolutely went straight to Hell upon her death, and Lucy-Fur the dog is positively as evil as Sister Lucy was.
Secondly, Sister Lucy always said when she died she wanted to come back as one of Phyllis's dogs because "mom treated the dogs better than us."
I don't know how you'd set it up but it would be really funny to force Tobias into a mission where he HAS to morph some other Bird of Prey because he would spend the entire time complaining endlessly about how the tail feathers are all wrong or something.
That would be amazing! God knows Tobias doesn't have nearly enough problems, and definitely needs more.
The obvious one would be a night mission that forces him to give in and just acquire a damn owl already. It's so funny to me that he goes the whole series without that morph, despite its obvious utility, out of sheer stubbornness. But even Tobias would (grudgingly) use owl if there was a mission that needed a very skilled flier at night. Heck, he might even enjoy it despite himself.
I could see him being forced into golden eagle morph if they need to carry a lot of weight in raptor shape â maybe he's assisting a fellow Animorph in snake form to the battle, like in #21. Tobias would haaaate it, but he'd probably also see the point in needing a shape that big.
Alternately, could there be a mission with a lot of close-quarters speed flying where he has to take on his other nemesis, the peregrine falcon? Maybe something where the Animorphs attack a yeerk base on the side of a cliff and need an ultra-fast getaway. I could also see Tobias â through his teeth â admitting that peregrine falcon is cool, the way he does with mallard. Golden eagle would probably be the only one he would never ever come around on, since he sees them as bullies and for him that'll always be a hard "no."
CROW he needs to do CROW everyone needs to do CROW
#controversial take. but: i don't know that crow morph gets them much they don't already have from starting as humans?#crows' strengths are a) social coordination and b) crafty tool use#both things that humans do EVEN BETTER than crows#like. they actually don't need mental abilities. they need physical ones.
What they need from crow is also what theyâd get from pigeon or sparrow, bird that can exist in proximity to humans in large numbers and not be remarked upon. A murder wandering around basically anywhere outdoors is normal, and itâs likely normal crows would join the Animorphs just to see whatâs so interesting.
And Tobias would hate it.
This is great because Tobias has real problems, but compared to the other Animorphs he doesn't have nearly enough stupid problems. Living in a tree means no younger siblings eating your leftover shrimp fried rice.
This is the truth. He doesn't have math assignments conflicting with his need to save the world, he doesn't end up looped into family vacations in the middle of Visser Three's annual review, he doesn't have little sisters to babysit or horse poop to shovel... Get this man some annoying inconveniences, STAT!
I mean... Cassie and her family find an injured crow, rehabilitate it, and release it, but it still sticks around the property, because there's food and helpful humans, and before long, there's a whole murder of crows living close to the barn.
At first, Tobias has to deal with them trying to bully him off, but he's got to go to the barn for missions and meetings, so eventually a peace treaty is negotiated. Cassie may or may not have been involved as a neutral party.
But once peace is established, the crows don't just leave him alone. He's the one coming into their house (as far as they're concerned), so they're going to pay attention. This irritates Tobias, who is not happy about being stalked by a crow mafia.
Eventually the crows come to the conclusion that Tobias isn't actually a hawk, he's actually an incompetent crow, and the murder decides to adopt him. Against his will.
Marco will deny to his dying day that he ever morphed crow and enticed the murder in messing with Tobias, but Tobias knows the truth.
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
Is "Mary Sue" Still a Valid Criticism? (pt. 4)
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7
The backlash against calling characters "Mary Sue" is valid â the term is often sexist, racist, and simply unfounded. However. I do think that there's a baby in that bathwater, and that "this character is so perfect it becomes a major flaw in the story" can still be a meaningful criticism.
Argument 4: "Mary Sue" is still a valid criticism to the extent the "Mary Sue" character tends to start out good at everything... which can end up giving them nowhere to grow. And character growth is awesome. It makes for some of our all-time favorite heroes: Spike, Anya, Castiel, Zuko. Edmund Pevensie. Taylor Hebert. T-800. So on. Watching a character become talented or ethical or powerful makes for a great story. But if a character starts out talented/ethical/powerful, then the story often ends up in a trap of throwing ever-bigger Godzillas at a character we've already seen defeat Godzilla several times.
Effort and struggle tend to be what make a character interesting or relatable. It's the all-important difference between fearlessness (boring) and courage (relatable).
One example of how doing something badly often looks more impressive than doing it well: Captain America. He got widely derided as "useless" in Avengers (2012), so for Winter Solider (2014) the writers didn't make him more powerful... they added visible effort.
The moment of hesitation before Steve jumps, and the moment after he lands where he has to stop and go "ow" for a few seconds, do so much to sell this moment, vs. the unreal-looking way Steve does almost everything without effort in Avengers movies:
Example of this problem*: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. Protagonist Ender has so many abilities so ridiculously beyond what real six-year-olds can do I can't list them all, but the point is that as of his first day of school, he's already curb-stomping kids twice his size and scoring better at training games than any other person ever measured. What problems Ender does have tend to come from being too good at things â hence John Sclazi among others deriding him as insufferably perfect.
Counter-example: Les Misérables by Victor Hugo. Protagonist Jean Valjean is smart enough to invent a new type of fastener, strong enough to lift a carriage unassisted, moral enough that he's literally meant to be a Catholic saint... and the book gets away with it because when we meet him, he has none of that. He'll become the world's greatest dad, but in his first scene he gets in a shouting match with a small child over a single coin and only realizes too late what an ass he's being. He'll end up running an entire town and its wealthiest business, but first we get a long sequence of him unable to get even a chance to earn enough food to survive because of his criminal record. He can go a long, long way (1500 pages!) and the story can still feel coherent, because he starts out with so little.
Tl;dr: Mary Sue â ultra-talented. BUT if a story has a character start out ultra-talented without showing us how they got there, the character tends to stagnate and the reader may lose interest.
*I constrain my examples to white male protagonists that someone else has called "Mary Sue" first, as part of my argument that it's not all sexism.
@ahavaas
#yeah ender lol#from what I remember card was trying to answer the question âcan a good person commit genocideâ#or rather he was arguing the answer to the question was yes#and could only do it with a mary sue protagonist#but yeah excellent points
Huh. Had not heard this before. Because like, I do think Ender's Game has some cool ideas around the theme of inherited conflict, AKA The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everybody. But I've always felt the so-called "moral dilemma" of the book falls far short of having any real dilemma to it, because ultimately Ender doesn't choose to commit genocide; he literally doesn't know genocide is the result of his actions.
Ender's Game goes to a lotttt of effort to assure us that Ender is innocent of everything because he never wants to hurt anyone and never intends to kill, only "win thoroughly." Ignore the fact that he killed two kids and then arguably committed genocide, he just needed to "win," so the story sets up ways for him to be innocent while simultaneously letting him kill. You have to judge him by his intents and desires, not the results of his actions, right?
Now remember that the author was a Christian fundamentalist right-wing piece of shit, and ask yourself why someone with those views would find that justification so important and compelling to argue for.
@geeko-sapiens #this analysis borrowed from an article I read once and can't remember#but yeah point is#ender's game has the same moral valence as the fantasies of a kid who wants to blow up the school he was bullied in#it's the fantasy of getting revenge and inflicting violence while remaining morally pure#and when you consider the author's politics. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Inch resting. If you ever find that article again, please send a link!
Not to defend orson scott card, but genocide is, like, the one thing you really can't blame ender for doing. He kills other kids in physical fights at least twice, he's ruthless, manipulative, and self centered, but he genuinely believes, when he does the actual genocide, that he is doing a training exercise, basically playing a glorified video game. When he finds out it was real, he is horrified to the point where he falls into a deep depression, and then the remainder of the series is split between horrific shit happening on earth and ender trying to atone for being tricked into wiping out an entire species.
Which is partially achieved by saving a single individual from that species, potentially delaying its extinction by a while and ensuring that when it does happen, the cause will be a genetic bottleneck leaving them massively inbred and vulnerable to disease. You may recognize this as a comically christian fundamentalist view of atonement.
Anyways, what happens with ender is definitely osc wanting to have his cake and eat it, too, but the genocide really can't be laid at ender's feet if you want to apply a consistent system of ethics. It's an atrocity, but it was not intentional (on his part) and he had been told repeatedly by people he'd been groomed and conditioned to believe that none of it was real. I think one of the other books says one of ender's friends figured it out, but he never told ender if he did.
Yes, I feel like that's what makes Ender in many ways the most Mary Sue Mary Sue I've ever encountered in a mainstream work of fiction: he's simultaneously all-powerful, and excused in-text for all excesses of that power using some combination of "he didn't mean to" and "but the greater good."
And that's also why I've always pushed back so hard against people bringing it up as an additional example of kids facing moral dilemmas in the style of Animorphs. He literally doesn't know his actions will result in death, ever, at any point in the first book. (How he can be a tactical genius and yet not know that about curb-stomping Bonzo as Bonzo's already lying wounded on the floor is... one of life's great mysteries.) The Animorphs are killing strangers so they won't kill the ones that they love, and then they kill their loved ones as well. And not because they were following orders from some adult.
Also, I'm eternally frustrated by Ender's Game because of the way the adults in the story, to a one, treat him as the specialest boy in the universe before he ever does anything special. I guess the handwave about [mumble mumble IQ test] is meant to explain that, but he doesn't do anything to single himself out for not being expelled for MURDERING A FELLOW STUDENT BEFORE HE EVEN GETS OFF THE BUS TO SPACE!SCHOOL. Much less being treated as extra-special by every other adult in his life, through elaborate reverse favoritism, until he gets handed responsibility for the entire military after a mere three years of training. Like a true Mary Sue, he black-holes the entire story around him into illogic with his gravitational pull.
Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore đ
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the appâŠ. Which requires your login informationâŠ.. and also stores your card information so even if you didnât use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. Thatâs how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So hereâs what weâre gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didnât actually want it, you just couldnât see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you donât want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If itâs a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If itâs a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.