[inianmoon]

oaks bottom

august 15th

2014

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[crumplelush]

ilya with his gaggle of baby hocklings, teaching them all how to chirp (age-appropriately). just a bunch of tiny kids who can barely stand up squinting hard with concentration as they yell stuff like “you skate like a walnut” and “you’re slower than an apple” at each other

one kid gets a dinosaur jab in at scott hunter and ilya laughs so hard he falls over and nearly gives himself a concussion. shane is so smitten by this foolishness he nearly proposes then and there

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[gaynehollander]

I'm a firm believer that Cliff Marleau had to be told that Shane Hollander and Montreal Jane were the same person. I am of the belief that when the Fanmail video leaked, Cliff thought "oh, it must not have worked out with Montreal Jane but my boy bagged Shane fucking Hollander, so it's fine." He does think it's a little funny that both of the people Ilya's been seriously involved with are based in Montreal but he still doesn't put it together.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[gnossienne]

Irakl Khvedaguridze, 81, is the only licensed doctor across 386 sq miles of mountainous region, serving a dwindling community of Tush people in north-east Georgia. During the summer and early autumn, he gets to his patients on his white horse, Bichola. When the snow gets too deep, Khvedaguridze converts his shoes into skis using birch planks nailed with wide canvas. Once the snow rises above his knees, he can only travel on foot (x)

[virginshane]

”is simple for me” 5.3 seconds later you’re crying in his arms

[aslongasitsblack]

shane getting cuteness aggression for ilya and ilyas all like No Hollander ….I am hot. Alpha Male. secretly elated while shane is squishing his cheeks between his hands

[honeyluvsw]

butterfly & moth pngs ! images not mine, i'd just prefer you don't repost as your own pngs please.

[chubby-cry-baby]

“are we getting cremated or should we buy burial plots?” “hollander what the fuck”

[castielchitaqua]

actually. shane is always a couple steps closer to arson than most people realize

[neovism]

ilya reminds me of puss in boots

[grabmyboner]

i think heated rivalry portrays sweaty musky men very well. we don’t get these fake exercise scenes of some guy just pretending to lift weights or play sport, we get sweat stains and pink faces and veins popping out and i can smell the musk through the screen. im ovulating

[shanebug]

so originally i was making myself a little digital pinboard about shane but it turned into this idea that ilya started collecting things that remind him of shane (stickers, pins, random bullshit) and maybe rips his pictures out of magazines or newspapers and when things get safer for them he keeps doing it and starts putting them up on this pinboard

[rival2lover]

i am my mother's child i'll love you 'til my breathing stops i'll love you 'til you call the cops on me

heated rivalry x writer in the dark by lorde