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Don’t worry, I’ll call Giorgio Armani

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[nyancrimew]

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

[memeclassheroes]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Finally, a worthy competitor to this site's hate mail game.

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[odinsblog]

[tanadrin]

Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

but do viruses have souls?

[tanadrin]

No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is super useful information, thank you!

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[ohshit-personified]

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

[the-seelie-court-official]

if you have biologist friends you need to ask them questions about their interests and let them ramble for 5 to 115 minutes. it's really important for their enrichment

i like to ask if two similar-looking animals are even particularly closely related (squid + octopi, hares + rabbits, orcas + cows, for example) and see where that goes. just be sure the questions are relevant to their specific field and let em explore + teach whatever flows

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Okay but orcas and cows are actually related! They're both even-toed ungulates, meaning that yes cows are closer to cetaceans than to horses or giraffes!

[the-seelie-court-official]

biologist spotted. tag and release 'em, boys

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[littleguysdaily]

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[crazy-brazilian]

[kaijuno]

The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.

The Warrimoo's coordinates were LAT 0º 31' N, LONG 179 30' W. The date was December 31, 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton announced, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line."

Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship's position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine's speed.

The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.

The ship's bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.

[docbe]

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

[soupacool]

my dumb ass named my cats after seasonal beverages so this post showing up on my dash really threw me for a loop

[soupacool]

the only apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef that's real is when the girls rumble

[3liza]

it's been said but there is something magical about the writing ability of the tumblr userbase. it's monkeys with typewriters of course but with the wisdom-of-crowds weight-guessing phenomenon on top. the pure synaptic delight of a phrase like "this idiot hasn't seen Goncharov" or "girl what kind of interview is this". "his wife has filled his house with chintz" probably has a thesis written on it in a linguistics program somewhere by now. blöro, blorbo, horse plinko, bode. that's pussy babe! put the pussy in a scarmophagus. suck a blood clot out them mfs like los feratu. lots of O and R sounds. oughh. we are in a low and gutteral era of memes, totally appropriate for the universal fatigue, the lowness of daily existence. every day on this website i read some effortless sentence that triggers the neuroverbal part of my brain with something like ASMR and in seven years i will spontaneously remember the phrase "nosferatu pussy indulgence" and start laughing so hard i hurt myself

[spocksjuul]

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

[cursedtrekedits]

[cursedtrekedits]

this is for everyone who was upset that i didn't match the boots to their uniform colors

[psi-hate]

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before