bonjour

• you want the smut? I got the smut •

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wetheurban]

Sending love to everyone who is just... tired. Life is a lot, and sometimes the answer to it all is to just be still and silent for a while. Give yourself space and grace. Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, routine fatigue, getting life back together fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or physical fatigue—take a moment to breathe and recharge. You deserve it.

[maykitz]

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

[markwatneyandenesemble]

i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the answer to that old question about what happened to other countries in YA dystopias

[mushroominawaterbottle]

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

[knivesandteeth]

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

[thememedaddy]

[kaitiekat]

Of course the internet came in the mail.

[conservethis]

Hnnnngggggg

[duckdotcom]

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

[rush-the-stars]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[blackbelles-world]

[niixell]

[samtheviking]

Both of these

[whitmerule]

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

I’m sorry, it had to be added

[aquilacalvitium]

Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[trapny]

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

[wizardshark]

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[nuckgirl16]

[terriwriting]

People in the notes providing a perfect example of divide and conquer by nitpicking the wording and order of the dominos.

[lookinggoodinplaid]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NITPICK THE METAPHOR, YOU DUMBASSES!

[eldritchsandwich]

The People who wanna knock down the dominoes are more then willing to reorder the dominoes to make them easier to knock down.