Anti-Heroes Are Just Better

Emily / 22 / USA DC mainly Don’t post much, but I post a lot when I do

[unbotheredmuse]

[nitewrighter]

Cyborg: I can interface with satellites that allow me to perceive and measure countless electric signals and waves flying through space and the atmosphere. I can listen to the sun, live. But sure, let’s all freak out because Beast Boy just figured out he can see shrimp colors.

Beast Boy: Cranky ‘cuz you can’t see shrimp colors, aren’t ya?

[nitewrighter]

Raven, not even looking up from her book: Tch. I can see shrimp colors too, it’s just there’s no way for me to see them without also perceiving 13 overlapping hell dimensions at the same time.

Beast Boy: Wh… what?

Cyborg: Seconded. What?

Raven: Oh it’s all ‘Raven why don’t you talk about yourself more’ until I mention the ‘Everyone’s face is peeled off’ dimension.

[nitewrighter]

@stammed-cleams You. You get it.

[eztheressence-deactivated202412]

Robin, who can’t see shit through his white mesh mask: 

[londonloves]

I know the queen is dying but a pine martin has been spotted guys

[scarletbirbs]

I wanna believe that the "el rata alada" thing from The Batman movie is what actually gets Bruce to learn languages as a part of his Batman training.

Like before he was focusing on the detective stuff and fighting abilities but after that he's like "shit that was embarassing I guess I'm gonna have to just sit down and learn all these languages now so this doesn't happen again"

Also years later a Robin will ask him why he knows so many languages and Bruce will respond with "uhh, knowing languages is just useful in what we do."

Then Gordon just looks at him with a disapproving grimace and says "so, you didn't tell him about el rata alada?"

[dragkingandreweldritch]

Court of Owls but but it's a bunch of these fuckers

[strangerdeer]

[currentswim]

ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god

ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die

[sandersstudies]

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

[solarpoweredcreature]

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

[sandersstudies]

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

[sandersstudies]

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

[jimmyfury]

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

[girlblocker]

ideally jk rowling will be next

[avalance]

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

[spltlvlhous]

batfam au where bruce is just purely Brucie Wayne, and all his kids are secretly vigilantes (he is utterly clueless)

After he adopts dick

Dick: *trying to sneak out the window*

Brucie: “Dick my son, where are you off to on this glorious evening”

Dick: “erm. a party.”

Brucie: “have fun I hope you ‘slay’ 🥳

Dick “haha.. yeah” *jumps out the window*

—

Jason-

Jason: *also trying to sneak out the window*

Brucie: “Are you also a party-boy like your brother?”

Jason: “No Im going to go beat people up”

Brucie: “So youve gotten your brothers sense of humor ^v^”

—

Tim-

Brucie: “Tim why do you never get any sleep?? I’m worried”

Tim: “I’m. Studying for AP exams.”

Brucie: “still you need to sleep :(”

*tims watch buzzes*

Tim: “Haha!!! I need to. go study with Dick and Jason now. bye Bruce”

Brucie: “At this point I’d rather you constantly going out to parties like they did”

—

Damian-

Brucie: “Dick I cannot believe you have been taking your 8 year old brother out until god knows when?????”

Damian: “Father we ar-“

Dick: “YES BRUCE IM SORRY FOR BEING SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND LETTING A CHILD GO OUT AT NIGHT. NO REASON A CHILD SHOULD BE GOING OUTSIDE.”

—

Brucie: “Alfred I feel like my kids are keeping a secret from me…”

*moment of silence*

Brucie: “No theyd never keep anything from me. my darling children.”

[crittizen]

just heard the news, and i just wanted to extend my dearest condolences to the family of the royal necromancer who is about to be the first person executed at the tower of london in centuries

[taohun]

like I know everyone here is on the same page about this but just in case you aren’t. india gained independence 75 years ago. queen elizabeth died at 96.

[untitled94191]

September 8, 1966 - the day the voyage began!

[stardate-8353]

Looks like a fb post announcing their engagement

[griancraft]

Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long

[sohotthateveryonedied]

batman fandom the first time the writers let bruce call the batkids his children

batman fandom the 57th time the writers let bruce call the batkids his children

[modmad]

HI so im back from no internet Scotland holiday and as per tradition: who kicked the bucket while i was gone this time?

[modmad]

WELL THEN. THAT’S A WAY TO FIND THAT OUT

[headcanonsandmore]

This is gonna be rough. 

[parakeet]

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

[parakeet]

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

[ahagoat]

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

[parakeet]

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes